Oh. So you think it's funny to "tell jokes"?

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Escape From Noise

I bet you think it's a "real gas" to trade rib ticklers!

Well guess what, sicko! That's how guts get busted!

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# ? Dec 10, 2022 07:15

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# ? May 4, 2024 02:24

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Escape From Noise posted:

I bet you think it's a "real gas" to trade rib ticklers!

Well guess what, sicko! That's how guts get busted!

Plus think about all those poor toms getting fooled

# ? Dec 10, 2022 07:32

alexandriao

I remember when our ma had to get an operation for her bust gut, the joke our da had told us was so infectious it had already caused 2 car crashes, a snorkeling accident, and a wonky knee

Too much is always not enough!

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# ? Dec 10, 2022 09:57

Heather Papps: hello friend

i used to have sides but i laughed em into orbit learn from my mistakes, stay in school

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# ? Dec 10, 2022 13:38

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

I do, and I'm tired of pretending its not much, whats funny with you :jerry:

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# ? Dec 10, 2022 19:54

Ass-penny

some people think I'm funny, but I just parrot things I've heard that made me laugh. it's not my fault they don't know where to find comedy.

# ? Dec 10, 2022 20:33

Stoner Sloth

Chewbecca posted:

I do, and I'm tired of pretending its not much, whats funny with you

# ? Dec 11, 2022 04:35

frump truck: hello... again!

i laughed my rear end off and now doctors say i only have a few weeks to live

# ? Dec 11, 2022 16:25

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let�s see how much joking you do� in clown prison

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# ? Dec 13, 2022 17:43

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

tickling a rib is the first step to sexual deviancy

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# ? Dec 13, 2022 18:52

google THIS

Heather Papps posted:

i used to have sides but i laughed em into orbit learn from my mistakes, stay in school

I have twice as many sides now

# ? Dec 13, 2022 20:56

idiotsavant

you fill your hand with jokes and ill fill my hand with my sparkling wit and lets see which fills up first, rear end in a top hat

# ? Dec 13, 2022 22:56

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

idiotsavant posted:

you fill your hand with jokes and ill fill my hand with my sparkling wit and lets see which fills up first, rear end in a top hat

# ? Dec 13, 2022 23:31

google THIS

It doesn't matter why the chicken crossed the road because he got hit by a truck and died.

The elephant and the rhino? Dead, thanks to a breeding experiment gone horribly wrong.

Banana? Dead. Collapsed from exhaustion while knocking on a door, then got taken out by a serial killer named Orange. The homeowner tried to call 9-1-1 but got interrupted by a cow.

# ? Dec 14, 2022 02:14

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

google THIS posted:

It doesn't matter why the chicken crossed the road because he got hit by a truck and died.

The elephant and the rhino? Dead, thanks to a breeding experiment gone horribly wrong.

Banana? Dead. Collapsed from exhaustion while knocking on a door, then got taken out by a serial killer named Orange. The homeowner tried to call 9-1-1 but got interrupted by a cow.

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# ? Dec 14, 2022 03:24

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

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# ? Dec 14, 2022 05:52

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i will kill jokes (actionable threat)

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# ? Dec 14, 2022 18:00

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

the second tomato calling to their run-over buddy "come on, catch up!" derives its humor from the fact that the phrase "catch up", in certain dialects, is a homonym of the word "ketchup". ketchup is, amongst several other key ingredients, made out of pureed tomatoes - not completely unlike a tomato run over by a car. in turn, you could also interpret the second tomato's call as "come on, ketchup!", as their run-over friend could crudely be described as ketchup in their current state. the way two different interpretations made possible by this particular homonym, thus causing a humorous incident, is often referred to as a "play on words". a "play on words" can also be expressed in layman's term as a "pun".

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# ? Dec 14, 2022 18:12

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

I can't stop slapping my knee. please help me

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# ? Dec 14, 2022 19:08

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your friend sk posted:

I can't stop slapping my knee. please help me

1800's surgeon: this entire knee is already post-humorous - we must swiftly amputate it at the funny bone!

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# ? Dec 14, 2022 19:13

Escape From Noise

Several lives and homes were lost in the latest laugh riot.

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# ? Dec 15, 2022 05:18

The Hello Machine: I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.

Telling jokes makes you the joke :catbert:

# ? Dec 15, 2022 06:33

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I've always wondered why busting a nut isn't covered by my medical insurance. it hurts and is delicate when being repaired

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# ? Dec 15, 2022 07:09

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

haha I meant busting a gut
nbd

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# ? Dec 15, 2022 07:09

Escape From Noise

Areola Grande posted:

haha I meant busting a gut
nbd

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# ? Dec 15, 2022 07:16

Soapyshoes: I will set each and every one of you on fire.

I don't think it's very funny. I drink milk at the computer and every time someone tells a joke, i spit my milk all over the place, forcing me to buy a new keyboard. Please think before you tell jokes

# ? Dec 15, 2022 15:45

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Areola Grande posted:

haha I meant busting a gut
nbd

lol

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# ? Dec 15, 2022 15:53

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Areola Grande posted:

I've always wondered why busting a nut isn't covered by my medical insurance. it hurts and is delicate when being repaired

did you know? Dave Lee Roth took out nut bustin' insurance

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# ? Dec 15, 2022 17:04

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i watched my entire extended family die while driving around in a single tiny car accident and you think that�s something thats funny to joke around with?

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# ? Dec 16, 2022 00:58

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# ? May 4, 2024 02:24

Soapyshoes: I will set each and every one of you on fire.

Literally one of the biggest villains in the world is called �The Joker.� Do you think that�s ok?

Soapyshoes fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Dec 16, 2022

# ? Dec 16, 2022 05:52

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