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May 4, 2024 05:52
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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I bet you think it's a "real gas" to trade rib ticklers!
Well guess what, sicko! That's how guts get busted!
Plus think about all those poor toms getting fooled
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Dec 10, 2022 07:32
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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i laughed my rear end off and now doctors say i only have a few weeks to live
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Dec 11, 2022 16:25
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- google THIS
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i used to have sides but i laughed em into orbit learn from my mistakes, stay in school
I have twice as many sides now
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Dec 13, 2022 20:56
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- idiotsavant
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you fill your hand with jokes and ill fill my hand with my sparkling wit and lets see which fills up first, rear end in a top hat
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Dec 13, 2022 22:56
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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you fill your hand with jokes and ill fill my hand with my sparkling wit and lets see which fills up first, rear end in a top hat
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Dec 13, 2022 23:31
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- google THIS
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It doesn't matter why the chicken crossed the road because he got hit by a truck and died.
The elephant and the rhino? Dead, thanks to a breeding experiment gone horribly wrong.
Banana? Dead. Collapsed from exhaustion while knocking on a door, then got taken out by a serial killer named Orange. The homeowner tried to call 9-1-1 but got interrupted by a cow.
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Dec 14, 2022 02:14
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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It doesn't matter why the chicken crossed the road because he got hit by a truck and died.
The elephant and the rhino? Dead, thanks to a breeding experiment gone horribly wrong.
Banana? Dead. Collapsed from exhaustion while knocking on a door, then got taken out by a serial killer named Orange. The homeowner tried to call 9-1-1 but got interrupted by a cow.
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!
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Dec 14, 2022 03:24
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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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If you or a horse you love are suffering from long face, the national Suicide and Crisis Hotline is 988
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Dec 14, 2022 05:52
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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the second tomato calling to their run-over buddy "come on, catch up!" derives its humor from the fact that the phrase "catch up", in certain dialects, is a homonym of the word "ketchup". ketchup is, amongst several other key ingredients, made out of pureed tomatoes - not completely unlike a tomato run over by a car. in turn, you could also interpret the second tomato's call as "come on, ketchup!", as their run-over friend could crudely be described as ketchup in their current state. the way two different interpretations made possible by this particular homonym, thus causing a humorous incident, is often referred to as a "play on words". a "play on words" can also be expressed in layman's term as a "pun".
(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Dec 14, 2022 18:12
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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Telling jokes makes you the joke
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Dec 15, 2022 06:33
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I've always wondered why busting a nut isn't covered by my medical insurance. it hurts and is delicate when being repaired
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Dec 15, 2022 07:09
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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haha I meant busting a gut
nbd
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Dec 15, 2022 07:09
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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I don't think it's very funny. I drink milk at the computer and every time someone tells a joke, i spit my milk all over the place, forcing me to buy a new keyboard. Please think before you tell jokes
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Dec 15, 2022 15:45
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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haha I meant busting a gut
nbd
lol
https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
Thanks to vanisher for the paradise sig!
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Dec 15, 2022 15:53
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May 4, 2024 05:52
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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Literally one of the biggest villains in the world is called “The Joker.” Do you think that’s ok?
Soapyshoes fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Dec 16, 2022
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