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where the gently caress is the front page?
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Behind the dumpsters, say Ken sent you.
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Dec 11, 2022 06:15
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By popular demand posted:Behind the dumpsters, say Ken sent you. 
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Dec 11, 2022 06:17
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We need to go back to our roots and go after the users that got this place started. The subreddit r/monsterjam has 3.6k monster truck enthusiasts registered as members. If we could get those people to talk about monster trucks here, eventually they would branch out to non-monster-truck threads.
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Dec 11, 2022 06:23
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maybe we could create a back page and people could come in there without all the fanfare and spectacle of the front page
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Dec 11, 2022 06:44
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I'm pretty happy that Discourse(TM) is roughly partitioned off into the angry nerd zones instead of literally everywhere and it's inescapable. That's cool and good.
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Dec 11, 2022 08:02
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What does that have to do with the front page though?
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Bad Purchase posted:just put the pigs huge balls on the front page and you click the left ball to signup or the right ball to login  genius!
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Dec 11, 2022 13:13
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Replace the front page with the zombocom flash animation, but poorly-edited to replace every instance of 'zombo' with 'something awful'.
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Dec 11, 2022 13:34
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Zybourne Clock posted:Replace the front page with the zombocom flash animation, but poorly-edited to replace every instance of 'zombo' with 'something awful'. "Welcome to Something Awful. You can do nothing at somethong awful, get out." "Still here are you, I'll just start reading my water bill until you find something better to do." "...Disputes about the water bill: upon recipt of the bill, the details should be checked. disputes about the water bill must be served up to 30 days from the day of recipt. a disputes about the water bill may no serve as cause for non payment of thee water bill on the set date." <15 minutes of bird chirping noises>
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Here's what the world's most knowledgeable internet nerd specialist and marketing psychologist thinks (ChatGPT) when asked to "write a 120 word promo to entice new users to pay $10 to join somethingawful.com forums" Hey there fellow internet aficionado! Are you tired of the same old generic online forums that lack personality and individuality? Well, look no further because somethingawful.com forums is the place for you! For just $10, you can join a tight-knit community of the most knowledgeable and hilarious internet nerds out there. Trust me, the entertainment and valuable insights you'll gain from our forum members are worth every penny. Plus, with our exclusive member perks and inside jokes, you'll feel like you're part of something truly special. Don't miss out on the fun, join somethingawful.com forums today! It's better than I could do.
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Dec 11, 2022 13:54
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It should just read something like , " welcome to the old internet. SomethingAwful.com"
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Dec 11, 2022 16:13
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Haschel Cedricson posted:We need to go back to our roots and go after the users that got this place started.
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Dec 11, 2022 16:24
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Whatever you post on the front page it needs to be funny. And you gotta keep doing it consistently. And you probably need a team of people doing that. And no one works for free anymore so someone’s gotta bankroll it. That’s how you bring new people in. An essay about why we’re so cool is cute, but it’s not it imo.
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Haschel Cedricson posted:We need to go back to our roots and go after the users that got this place started. Does anybody have bigpeeler's contact info
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Dec 11, 2022 18:11
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instead of recruiting today’s youth, how about advertising in nursing homes and on fox news to pull in even older posters? they have so much wisdom and experience to offer.
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Dec 11, 2022 18:29
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Recycle today's youth.
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Bad Purchase posted:instead of recruiting today’s youth, how about advertising in nursing homes and on fox news to pull in even older posters? they have so much wisdom and experience to offer. *16 year old 90s kid looks up from a bondi blue iMac, turns to face a greyish HP with CD caddy top and cool transparent blue plastic* "It's just like you remember it, you @&$$)#!" *Thumbs up*
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The Internet makes you radicalized
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Thank you Dracula spelled backwards we all piles of miserable trash
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