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last christmas, i gave you my heart, but the very next day, you fart in my face. this year, i'm going to space |
# ? Dec 12, 2022 05:24 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 16:05 |
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ill trust in space professionals |
# ? Dec 12, 2022 06:09 |
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last christmas, i gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it to bart simpson
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 20:22 |
https://youtu.be/NRN8b3Cj4Cg
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# ? Dec 12, 2022 20:24 |
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Last April, I gave you a tray, then the very next day, it became May. This year, I'm drinking a beer and looking at a cool spider |
# ? Dec 13, 2022 14:14 |
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Last Christmas, you got me a car, but the very next day, I crashed into hay. This year, I'm learning to steer and going to driving school e: scho-ol |
# ? Dec 13, 2022 14:46 |
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Last Christmas, I gave you a frog. I'm happy to say, it sat on a log. This year, it sat in my beer. It really is something special.
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# ? Dec 13, 2022 14:52 |
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Dr. Honked posted:Last Christmas, I gave you a frog. I'm happy to say, it sat on a log. This year, it sat in my beer. It really is something special. |
# ? Dec 13, 2022 15:03 |
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Last Christmas, you made me a steak, cooked just the right way, I ate it all day. This year, to be healthier, I'll also eat some steamed veggies |
# ? Dec 13, 2022 15:04 |
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Last Christmas, I was unemployed, but the very next day, I met my boss Lloyd. This year, I have a career, and now I have thirteen dollars |
# ? Dec 13, 2022 15:13 |
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Last Christmas, you smoked all my weed, and the very next day, you threw it away. This year, I'm taking some me time, installing electric fences Too much is always not enough! |
# ? Dec 13, 2022 16:36 |
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Last Christmas, I wasn't around, but it wasn't my fault, I had a job. This year, I'm unemployable, so I'll spend it with friends in yobcord |
# ? Dec 13, 2022 16:43 |
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last christmas i gave you my shart but the very next day, you said "im gay"
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# ? Dec 13, 2022 19:52 |
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Tell me baby, do you recognize me? You probably don't because I was really impulsive to give you my heart when I barely knew you and I take responsibility for that |
# ? Dec 13, 2022 21:32 |
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last greebmas I dug you a hole but the very next day you filled it with soil this year to save me from tears i'm burying someone special
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# ? Dec 14, 2022 06:58 |
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more falafel please posted:last greebmas I dug you a hole
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# ? Dec 14, 2022 07:33 |
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last christmas i oiled your walls, but the very next day you boiled my balls. this year, you sous vide my rear i wish i had bought you a pretzel |
# ? Dec 14, 2022 13:01 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:last christmas i oiled your walls, lol
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# ? Dec 14, 2022 18:41 |
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last shitmas i gave you my fart |
# ? Dec 14, 2022 19:44 |
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Nosfereefer posted:last shitmas i gave you my fart but the very next day it faded away |
# ? Dec 14, 2022 19:46 |
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Bacon Taco posted:but the very next day it faded away this year, to be more sincere, i'll deliver it straight up your bumhole
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# ? Dec 14, 2022 22:15 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:last christmas i oiled your walls, |
# ? Dec 15, 2022 02:19 |
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last christmas you smashed my dick into a car door, the very next day you smashed my dick in a car door again. this year, to kee-gently caress MY DICK NOT AGAIN!
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# ? Dec 15, 2022 02:28 |
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Heather Papps posted:last christmas you smashed my dick into a car door, the very next day you smashed my dick in a car door again. this year, to kee-gently caress MY DICK NOT AGAIN! never gonna smash your dick never gonna make you frown never gonna chop your balls with kung fu
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# ? Dec 15, 2022 02:31 |
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# ? Dec 15, 2022 07:51 |
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I hear way too many covers of this song already
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# ? Dec 15, 2022 16:14 |
thesw seem closer to parody than remix to me
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# ? Dec 15, 2022 16:17 |
but what is a parody if not a funny remix
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# ? Dec 15, 2022 16:18 |
last christmas i remixed this song but the very next day you said it was gay this year to save me from tears ill remix mariah carey
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# ? Dec 15, 2022 16:19 |
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watho posted:last christmas i remixed this song |
# ? Dec 15, 2022 17:38 |
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watho posted:last christmas i remixed this song |
# ? Dec 15, 2022 23:26 |
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# ? May 5, 2024 16:05 |
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last christmas, i emptyquoted |
# ? Dec 15, 2022 23:30 |