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frump truck

hello... again!

last christmas, i gave you my heart, but the very next day, you fart in my face. this year, i'm going to space

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baka of lathspell

ill trust in space professionals

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
last christmas, i gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it to bart

simpson



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

https://youtu.be/NRN8b3Cj4Cg



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

frump truck

hello... again!

Last April, I gave you a tray, then the very next day, it became May. This year, I'm drinking a beer and looking at a cool spider

frump truck

hello... again!

Last Christmas, you got me a car, but the very next day, I crashed into hay. This year, I'm learning to steer and going to driving school

e: scho-ol

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag
Last Christmas, I gave you a frog. I'm happy to say, it sat on a log. This year, it sat in my beer. It really is something special.



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

frump truck

hello... again!

Dr. Honked posted:

Last Christmas, I gave you a frog. I'm happy to say, it sat on a log. This year, it sat in my beer. It really is something special.

:hmmyes:

frump truck

hello... again!

Last Christmas, you made me a steak, cooked just the right way, I ate it all day. This year, to be healthier, I'll also eat some steamed veggies

frump truck

hello... again!

Last Christmas, I was unemployed, but the very next day, I met my boss Lloyd. This year, I have a career, and now I have thirteen dollars

alexandriao


Last Christmas, you smoked all my weed, and the very next day, you threw it away.

This year, I'm taking some me time, installing electric fences

Too much is always not enough!

(Thanks to tvsveryown for the spring sig!)


alexandriao


Last Christmas, I wasn't around, but it wasn't my fault, I had a job.

This year, I'm unemployable, so I'll spend it with friends in yobcord

barnold


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
last christmas i gave you my shart
but the very next day, you said "im gay"


Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN
Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
You probably don't because I was really impulsive to give you my heart when I barely knew you and I take responsibility for that



more falafel please

forums poster

last greebmas I dug you a hole
but the very next day you filled it with soil
this year to save me from tears
i'm burying someone special




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

more falafel please posted:

last greebmas I dug you a hole
but the very next day you filled it with soil
this year to save me from tears
i'm burying someone special

:allears: :sissies:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Stoner Sloth

last christmas i oiled your walls,
but the very next day you boiled my balls.
this year, you sous vide my rear
i wish i had bought you a pretzel

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

Stoner Sloth posted:

last christmas i oiled your walls,
but the very next day you boiled my balls.
this year, you sous vide my rear
i wish i had bought you a pretzel

lol





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
last shitmas i gave you my fart

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bacon Taco

Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

Nosfereefer posted:

last shitmas i gave you my fart

but the very next day it faded away



Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Bacon Taco posted:

but the very next day it faded away

this year, to be more sincere, i'll deliver it straight up your bumhole



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

frump truck

hello... again!

Stoner Sloth posted:

last christmas i oiled your walls,
but the very next day you boiled my balls.
this year, you sous vide my rear
i wish i had bought you a pretzel

Heather Papps

hello friend


last christmas you smashed my dick into a car door, the very next day you smashed my dick in a car door again. this year, to kee-gently caress MY DICK NOT AGAIN!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Dr. Honked

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Heather Papps posted:

last christmas you smashed my dick into a car door, the very next day you smashed my dick in a car door again. this year, to kee-gently caress MY DICK NOT AGAIN!

never gonna smash your dick
never gonna make you frown
never gonna chop your balls with kung fu



thanks deep dish pete moss and Plant MONSTER

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
:five:





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Escape From Noise

I hear way too many covers of this song already



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

thesw seem closer to parody than remix to me



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

but what is a parody if not a funny remix



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

watho


The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

last christmas i remixed this song
but the very next day you said it was gay
this year to save me from tears
ill remix mariah carey



https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

watho posted:

last christmas i remixed this song
but the very next day you said it was gay
this year to save me from tears
ill remix mariah carey

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

frump truck

hello... again!

watho posted:

last christmas i remixed this song
but the very next day you said it was gay
this year to save me from tears
ill remix mariah carey

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frump truck

hello... again!

last christmas, i emptyquoted

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