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hi honey, i got you this half used commercial size bottle of hand sanitizer and dispenser that i didnt even steal from the grocery store entrance i swear merry xmas sweetie 
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*puts bow on dick*
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Nooner posted:oh lol idk i might be wrong as hell then i thoguht it was like electric, anyway i just went to walmart.com and bought some electric grinder for $15 that uses like gravity(?) or something to grind peppers cause my wife wanted a fancy electric one imma give her the lovely knock off pepper cannon also still but I will wrap it up and write on the tag that it was from our turtlesand then make fun of our turtles for being such idiot gently caress ups that they cant even buy a good present for her so she didnt know that I am actually the idiot
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Dec 14, 2022 23:11
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Lol Edit: Have this gas station camo trucker hat and a 10 dollar gift card. Love you babe, oh , umm, you gonna use that gift card? My tank is low and I'm not sure how I'm going to get to work tomorrow.
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Dec 14, 2022 23:12
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Everyone can use this tin. It can fit a ham, even.
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Dec 14, 2022 23:14
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give the gift of gamepass
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Dec 14, 2022 23:20
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Forza: The season of giving.
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Dec 14, 2022 23:37
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Surprise! It痴 a stablecoin. Is that your phone, let just get you set up on here.
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Dec 14, 2022 23:40
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I got you a silk rose in a glass 'cause I love you.
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Dec 14, 2022 23:41
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What do you mean you don't have any Christmas trees left in stock?! Where and I going to put all this meaningless plastic bullshit?! *proceeded to angrily leave Dollar General 3 minutes before close and call corperate*
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Dec 14, 2022 23:48
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Treecko posted:What do you mean you don't have any Christmas trees left in stock?! Where and I going to put all this meaningless plastic bullshit?! Employee: Please for the love of god find and call corporate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QS66Y7zw7so (I know it's dollar tree but it's basically the same right)
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Dec 14, 2022 23:56
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Snus and a diet coke. Happy Holidays, kid.
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Literally A Person posted:Snus and a diet coke. Happy Holidays, kid. Ew. Gross.
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Exactly the same, I worked at DG for a bit. Straight locked the door after corporate promised me bullshit like employees to help out. poo poo company don't shop there
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Dec 15, 2022 00:07
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The Bramble posted:Surprise! It痴 a stablecoin. Is that your phone, let just get you set up on here. lmfao
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Dec 15, 2022 00:07
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Smugworth posted:Ew. Gross. That'll be $0.05.
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Dec 15, 2022 00:09
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Fruitcake and some blanc de blanc 
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Dec 15, 2022 00:20
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:*puts bow on dick* This is the smallest bow I could find. Sorry, dude. 
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Dec 15, 2022 00:28
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Ferrero Rafaello Almond Coconut Treat,45 pc https://a.co/d/64HGSIg
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I buy a nasty small box of chocolates (the good ones are sold out) and some cola from the supermarket an hour before it closes for Christmas. I shovel and pour these gifts from myself into my gaping maw on Christmas Day while reading this very thread, neither sad nor happy.
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Dec 15, 2022 03:49
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Hey babe here痴 all the chicken tenders Popeyes was gonna throw out
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*Goes on the tool truck and ads pink work gloves and beef jerkey onto his truck account. "She's gonna love this. " Tool guy," You buy this set of wrenches you already own and I'll throw in a beany hat. " Deal
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Everybody loves a little kranch in their stocking
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Forums account to forums.somethingawful.com. You're welcome, pre-teen nephew.
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As long as I can find a big-rear end container of heavily salted cashews my mother will be happy.
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Dec 15, 2022 05:14
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A bakers dozen of those jimmy fallon nfts or whatever.
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Corn Glizzy posted:Hey babe here痴 all the chicken tenders Popeyes was gonna throw out cross post from gently caress you and dine: why is popeyes giving me more chicken than i ordered? Randabis posted:Is it like a corporate policy to give you extra food now? Like every order I have placed in the last 3 months had extra food, usually extra chicken tenders. lol
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i made you this hat
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:*puts bow on dick* A dickie bow!
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 you guys all go crazy during this time of year, anyway I'm off to gorge myself on stale little bread rolls Depp fried and injected with fake jam and light some precariously balanced oil lamps.
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Dec 15, 2022 08:46
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I guess with his career more or less over he has time to bake that stuff for ya. Did he show up on that kid's youtube channel?
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You cannot go wrong with cold hard cash
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See kids, this is why you never fix the amusing typos. Also how about not buying any presents this year, they don't actually deserve any. <  >
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I brought you my presence
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I haven't bought gently caress all for anyone yet and I still don't have a mailing address. Looks like I'm shopping at Canadian Tire this year, probably on the 24th if I can sober up.
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The Hello Machine posted:I brought you my presence You're presence stink.
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