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OP, I once made a pretty funny post about a "republican encounter". Happened a long time ago but I was very proud of that post. But now I can't find it. Funny posts by me might be a cryptid. I'm sure they happened but I have no evidence.
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The bear from golden compass help me do a sick trick off a ramp, but tore my rear end in a top hat way open :/
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Jan 5, 2023 05:57
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I got victimised by a little gremlin who feeds entirely off my awful posting but now all he does is scream at me to stop while clutching his corpulent distended belly
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Jan 5, 2023 06:16
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I would like to report that I have never encountered a single cryptid.
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Jan 5, 2023 06:47
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Bigfoot is a lady and used me as her human tampon
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Jan 5, 2023 07:13
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Duct Tape Engineer posted:I would like to report that I have never encountered a single cryptid. Fuckin prude
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Jan 5, 2023 07:25
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I'd like to go on record that mothman is gay and a passionate lover
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Jan 5, 2023 07:47
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Duct Tape Engineer posted:I would like to report that I have never encountered a single cryptid. That's because you were the cryptid all along a CRYPTIDIOT ha ha!
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Jan 5, 2023 08:58
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I once rode an Ogopogo. I tried to gently caress it, of course, but it was pretty big and undulating really fast and anyway I can't please a human with what I'm packing, much less a 60' zeuglodon.
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Jan 5, 2023 09:49
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friend of mine was almost driven off the road by the jersey devil. rascal was trying to get her pizza
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Jan 6, 2023 01:36
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It was a sad day when they removed the cryptid encounters section from Craigslist.
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Jan 6, 2023 02:36
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I'll be honest, i may have a wealthy client who is trying to locate a bigfoot so they can jack it off. any tips to a location of one are much appreciated.
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Jan 6, 2023 03:04
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https://i.imgur.com/Tn1mScN.mp4
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Jan 6, 2023 03:11
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the same man came to my house and sucked my dick again. i shouldn't have left the door open while hanging out naked in my front room. he may have been bigfoot but i can't be certain, it all happened so fast.
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Jan 6, 2023 03:11
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he looked like this but he walked on two feet and vlooked more like a normal man. terrifying...
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Jan 6, 2023 03:12
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The crab-walking creature from Xtro removed the distributor cap to my car so I wouldn’t hit it with my car.
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Jan 6, 2023 03:33
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flubber nuts posted:wtf kind of poll is this op the most seductive cryptid is easily the jersey devil. I’m trying not to get too worked up about this post but the most seductive cryptid is obviously the Fresno Nightcrawler. 
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Jan 6, 2023 04:49
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That thing fucks
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All I see here is a bountiful harvest of avatar material.
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