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Zodium
Jun 19, 2004

they make crude copies of things and call them American Thing

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

american woman, stay away from me-ee

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Business Gorillas posted:

Whenever I go to Starbucks or McDonald's to get a large black iced coffee, they usually ask me 2-3 times if I'm sure I don't want 300 calories of fat & sweetener in it

Ever been to a Dutch Bros?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i will NOT go to the netherlands for coffee

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

i say swears online posted:

american woman, stay away from me-ee

Written by a Canadian oddly enough

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

HashtagGirlboss posted:

Ever been to a Dutch Bros?

bikini barista seems extremely american to me. lovely coffee and cold oppressed half naked girls

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Dutch bros sounds like the sort of thing Americans would name a sex move

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Weka posted:

Dutch bros sounds like the sort of thing Americans would name a sex move

It’s about the most American of coffee places, in that I’m not even 100% certain there’s an option to get a drink that isn’t 99% milk and sugar by volume

I’ve never been but they’re usually parking lot kiosks with lines that snake out into and entirely disrupt traffic and afaict they’re drive up only

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

The Voice of Labor posted:

bikini barista seems extremely american to me. lovely coffee and cold oppressed half naked girls

It was very lmfao with those places avoiding the very obvious health and safety regulation of “this is a horrible idea to have people operating espresso machines in bikinis” was defeated by free speech arguments

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires

HashtagGirlboss posted:

It’s about the most American of coffee places, in that I’m not even 100% certain there’s an option to get a drink that isn’t 99% milk and sugar by volume


Sure they do, they have a bunch of Red Bull based drinks

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

that austrian beverage?

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

feed their cows different things before eating them, imagining that it makes it taste better

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

BONGHITZ posted:

feed their cows different things before eating them, imagining that it makes it taste better

IDK about cows per se, but if you feed a sheep apples it will lose fat.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the spanish feed they drat pigs a bunch of acorns

thetan_guy42
Oct 15, 2016

murdera

Lipstick Apathy

Weka posted:

IDK about cows per se, but if you feed a sheep apples it will lose fat.

What if you feed americans apples

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

thetan_guy42 posted:

What if you feed americans apples

the doctor is kept away, but only incidentally because there's no health insurance to exploit

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Interesting

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



HashtagGirlboss posted:

Ever been to a Dutch Bros?

I don't know what that is

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Weka posted:

Interesting



well what do you expect for a country with no universal health care

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
America had the gift of thousands of native apple species and only breeds the most mealy disgusting ones for national consumption

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the united states produces amazing apples but they all get processed into Apple Jacks so you'd never know

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Dokapon Findom posted:

America had the gift of thousands of native apple species and only breeds the most mealy disgusting ones for national consumption

B-but they're called red delicious. The word delicious is right there in the name. That means they taste good.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Dokapon Findom posted:

America had the gift of thousands of native apple species and only breeds the most mealy disgusting ones for national consumption

Nope. They are an old world species introduced by Europeans.

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Weka posted:

Nope. They are an old world species introduced by Europeans.

Johnny Appleseed? Maybe you’ve heard of him

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
Use cock to seal off the edges of pipes in their bathroom

The Voice of Labor
Apr 8, 2020

Dokapon Findom posted:

America had the gift of thousands of native apple species and only breeds the most mealy disgusting ones for national consumption

truly the nation lost its way when it started growing gay and lesbian alliance apples. turned out that the apples were the real serpent in eden

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


lol

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Woke Mind Virus
Aug 22, 2005


Yes no no no no yes

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

the boys and i are all meeting at texas roadhouse on saturday for steaks

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005


cheddar's is one of the few places in the US you can get a monte cristo sandwich!

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

i say swears online posted:

cheddar's is one of the few places in the US you can get a monte cristo sandwich!

Google maps comes up with at least twenty places I can get one within 10 miles

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

only twenty? dying country

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

i say swears online posted:

only twenty? dying country

I counted to make sure. It’s actually only 18 but one of them is called the Tik Tok Bar and Grill so pending legislation gonna cut it to 17

Quaint Quail Quilt
Jun 19, 2006


Ask me about that time I told people mixing bleach and vinegar is okay
I've tried to go to Cheddar's several times over a few years specifically for a Monte Cristo after Bennigans went away.

There is never a single parking space to be had any time so I remain without.

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


its a slightly more upmarket applebee's, not worth it imo

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

i don't think they have applebee's insane drink specials either

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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

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