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I got fired from the discount calendar store, I always could only count on myself.
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 05:03 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 19:48 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:All chaps are assless, which you’d know if you didn’t get fired from the discount dictionary store. i just called the discount calendar store. they're running out of you!
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 05:22 |
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I got fired from the discount calendar store, now I can't even get a date.
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 15:06 |
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I got fired from the discount calender store, turns out they hate it when you form a union with the janitor
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 15:13 |
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I got fired from the discount calendar store, they said I was stuck in the past after I kept jizzing on expired calendars.
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 20:46 |
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I loving hate working at the discount calendar store. Counting the days until retirement.
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 20:53 |
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Mega64 posted:I got fired from the discount calendar store, they said I was stuck in the past after I kept jizzing on expired calendars. having a hard time with the pent up one liners now that qcs uis closed, eh
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 20:56 |
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Man says to Doctor, "Doctor" I have a problem with my 'B*ttom' Doctor: Let me Check MAN: can the 💋'Nurse'💋 check in stead Doctor: ok NURSE come in... NURSE... is a MAN! with a 'DISCOUNT CALENDAR' Moral of the Story: NURSE... is a MAN! with a 'DISCOUNT CALENDAR'
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 21:31 |
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FAT DAVE'S DISCOUNT CALENDARS
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 21:40 |
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Im just a simple man that wants some easy way to keep track of the passing days, but I dont have a lot of money. When will there be a store for me?
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 23:44 |
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I got fired from the discount calxner ator for managing my banging her own Gingerbread.
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 23:45 |
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X JAKK posted:Im just a simple man that wants some easy way to keep track of the passing days, but I dont have a lot of money. Sorry buddy but money makes the world stay stationary at the centre of the universe.
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# ? Jan 17, 2023 23:52 |
I asked ChatGPT to write a joke about being fired from the discount calendar storeChatGPT posted:A man walks into a discount calendar store and approaches the manager. "I heard you're looking for someone to fill a position here," he says. "I'm interested, what does the job entail?"
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 00:50 |
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Tinestram posted:I asked ChatGPT to write a joke about being fired from the discount calendar store this is a shaggy dog story version of the traditional "i took too much time off" punchline
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 01:14 |
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gently caress... That's funny
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 01:16 |
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but that was the deal, he knew that going into the discount calendar business, he knew the that upfront that if you are one minute late you hit the bricks pal, you're fired, you're done, find a new loving job
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 01:49 |
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i got diarrhea
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 02:57 |
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I didn't get laid at the discount calendar store work party I couldn't find a date
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 13:30 |
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i got fired from the discount calendar store because I architected a rewrite of their wordpress site into a react application hosted using Kubernetes on a hybrid AWS/GCP stack with slack integration and using a custom R/Go/C# backend hosted on digitalocean with datadog and stackhawk alerting and TeamCityCI and well anyway the first round of SaS bills bankrupted the place and they couldn't make payroll wordpress still has some uses i guess
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 13:49 |
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I got fired from the calendar store. They said my jokes were all dated.
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# ? Jan 18, 2023 16:50 |
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Mega64 posted:I got fired from the discount calendar store, they said I was stuck in the past after I kept jizzing on expired calendars. Does that discount them further?
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# ? Jan 19, 2023 01:21 |
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added two extra holidays in April
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# ? Jan 19, 2023 03:37 |
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i got fired from the discount calendar store for human trafficking
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# ? Jan 19, 2023 03:43 |
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I got fired from the discount calendar store for giving a discount
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# ? Jan 19, 2023 03:50 |
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I got fired from the discount calendar store. I was a day late and a dollar short.
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# ? Jan 19, 2023 04:05 |
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The AI has been the only one to make a decent joke out of this, humanity's days are numbered
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# ? Jan 19, 2023 04:13 |
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But there never was a discount calendar store. None of us made it out of Vietnam. X JAKK fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Jan 19, 2023 |
# ? Jan 19, 2023 04:19 |
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(Scene opens with Jerry sitting in his apartment with George) Jerry: (frustrated) I got fired from the discount calendar store today. George: (surprised) What? Why? Jerry: The owner is a complete lunatic. He's convinced that the calendars are all plotting against him. George: (laughing) What do you mean? Jerry: (joining in the laughter) He would come in every day and start talking to the calendars like they were alive. He would say things like "I know you're trying to sabotage me, but it's not going to work." George: (still laughing) That's ridiculous. Jerry: (getting serious) Yeah, it is. But the worst part is, he started accusing me of being in on it. He said I was in league with the calendars. George: (shocked) He fired you for that? Jerry: (nodding) Yep. He said I was a "calendar sympathizer" and that I had to go.
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# ? Jan 19, 2023 04:21 |
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got fired from the discount calendar store because anal makes ones whole week or something like that, i dont know, not my best work
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# ? Jan 19, 2023 09:07 |
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5 days are included but there's an up charge for weekends.
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# ? Jan 19, 2023 09:12 |
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# ? May 12, 2024 19:48 |
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I got fired from the discount calendar store. They shot me into next year!
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# ? Jan 19, 2023 09:46 |