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it was for stealing from the till
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Jan 15, 2023 09:14
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can i have a calender?
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Jan 15, 2023 09:18
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idgi
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Jan 15, 2023 09:19
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did you write this thread title and then not come up with an actual pun and then still post it anyway
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Jan 15, 2023 09:29
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Reminds me of those "write realistic punchlines for jokes"-threads. Except those were actually funny ofcourse.
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Jan 15, 2023 09:38
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Cease to Hope posted:it was for stealing from the till Good you should be in jail for stealing from a company. What a poo poo thing to do!
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Jan 15, 2023 09:41
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Don't worry OP. I'm sure you'll find a new job in no time. And you can use that money you stole to tide you over until then. Or use it for lap dances and beer instead. I'm not gonna tell you how to live your life.
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Jan 15, 2023 09:42
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ill give uhhh a free avatar to whoever can come up with an actual punchline for the thread title
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Jan 15, 2023 09:48
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i got my dates all mixed up
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Jan 15, 2023 09:52
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i got fired from the discount calendar store, guess i shouldn't have come in drunk next week
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Jan 15, 2023 09:52
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Thread funny as hell man
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Jan 15, 2023 09:52
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The fact that there was no joke makes it the funniest poo poo I seen all weekb
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Jan 15, 2023 09:52
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AARD VARKMAN posted:ill give uhhh a free avatar to whoever can come up with an actual punchline for the thread title I worked at the calendar store till they told me not to come back
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Jan 15, 2023 10:07
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It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the news that the baby was his and asked what was he going to do about it? Finally he offered to provide her with free meat until the boy was 18. She agreed. He had been counting the years off on his calendar, and one day the teenager who had been collecting the meat each week, came into the shop and said, "I'll be 18 tomorrow." "I know," said the butcher with a smile, "I've been counting too, tell your mother, when you take this parcel of meat home, that it is the last free meat she'll get, and watch the expression on her face." When the boy arrived home, he told his mother. The woman nodded and said, "Son, go back to the butcher and tell him I have also had free bread, free milk, and free groceries for the last 18 years, and watch the expression on HIS face!"
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Jan 15, 2023 10:08
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Maybe it's a pun in British or something?
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Jan 15, 2023 10:12
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AARD VARKMAN posted:ill give uhhh a free avatar to whoever can come up with an actual punchline for the thread title i was trying to guess the punchline before i opened the thread and the best i could come up with was ‘i shouldn’t have tried to take a month off’ 🤷♂️
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Jan 15, 2023 10:18
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i got fired from the discount calendar store it was because i kept wanking over the shirtless hunks calendars and the police are charging me for indecent exposure
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Jan 15, 2023 10:21
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I got fired from the discount calendar store because I shot the place up
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Jan 15, 2023 10:23
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I got fired from the discount calendar store because I shot the place up sounds like the gun was the one that got fired 
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Jan 15, 2023 10:24
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I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered! Leave a life if you LOL at this joke!
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Jan 15, 2023 10:27
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AARD VARKMAN posted:ill give uhhh a free avatar to whoever can come up with an actual punchline for the thread title i took too much time off it's a real old joke
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Jan 15, 2023 10:28
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i got fired from the discount calendar store due to a combination of the current economy and modern technology no longer making a discount calendar store a viable business
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Jan 15, 2023 10:31
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I got fired from the discount calendar store. Smarched me right out the door.
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Jan 15, 2023 10:34
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- you’re fired!
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Jan 15, 2023 10:35
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I got fired from the discount store I got fired from the calendar store I got fired from the combination discount/calendar store
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Jan 15, 2023 10:57
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yugioh mishima posted:i was trying to guess the punchline before i 
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Jan 15, 2023 11:06
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I got fired for giving handies in the parking lot
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Jan 15, 2023 11:06
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I got fired from the discount calendar store. I chatted up then went out with some of the customers, and became a laughingstock when word got round that I was a cheap date. My boss didn't appreciate the competition.
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Jan 15, 2023 11:07
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Sry I thought we were just sharing anecdotes, I don’t have a punchline
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Jan 15, 2023 11:07
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i got fired from the discount calendar store because of the woke mind virus
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Jan 15, 2023 11:16
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for selling these calendars at crazy prices the public has never before seen! ive got Freburbary, m4rch, Detember and all your favourites at rock bottom prices!
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Jan 15, 2023 11:18
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yugioh mishima posted:i was trying to guess the punchline before i lmao
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I got fired from the discount calendar store for taking a day off. See I took some scissors and cut one day out of all the calendars, they were pretty upset about that. Also aggravated sexual misconduct. See I took my penis and testes and molested the calendars in their dayholes. They were pretty upset about that too. Important note: all the dayholes were over 18th X JAKK fucked around with this message at 13:15 on Jan 15, 2023 |
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Jan 15, 2023 13:11
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I got fired! From, the discount calendar store?
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Jan 15, 2023 13:18
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Fired? From the discount calendar store? It’s more likely than you think.
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Jan 15, 2023 13:22
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op just wanted to see time fly 
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Jan 15, 2023 13:34
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I got fired from the discount calendar store. I didn’t want to go the movies with the store manager since it was a cheap date.
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Jan 15, 2023 13:34
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Why does it matter that the calendars are discounted?
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The discount calendar store called, and they're all out of YOU!
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