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This Trade Deadline Will Be . . . This poll is closed.
Fun	5	20.83%
Boring	9	37.50%
Triple H	10	41.67%
Total:	24 votes

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Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1623560288170815494

# ? Feb 9, 2023 07:01

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# ? May 5, 2024 07:31

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1623564019037614082

Better tweet that shows the guys included: https://twitter.com/LegionHoops/status/1623565019765149696

Rick fucked around with this message at 07:56 on Feb 9, 2023

# ? Feb 9, 2023 07:18

Traxis: Jul 2, 2006

abuse culture. posted:

Cam 1 down.

A second Cam has hit the Deal Zone

# ? Feb 9, 2023 07:33

chilihead: Nov 5, 2010; Is this real life, or is this fantasy?

Wish more people had done this. That said i can see maybe two posters who have a shot of all 4 players being traded by the 3pm deadline.

# ? Feb 9, 2023 16:37

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1623737940655370248

I was surprised we had 3 entries for Jalen but good on y'all.

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1623730406406213634

drat how did none of us predict that thrilling trade

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1623731645697122305

Serge did have a hit though!

chilihead posted:

Wish more people had done this. That said i can see maybe two posters who have a shot of all 4 players being traded by the 3pm deadline.

Yeah some people did really well!

# ? Feb 9, 2023 19:18

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1623756891842138115
Porfiriato with the perfect!

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1623756792340570119

Bones gets some people some points

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1623757525479743488

Wiseman and Bey does not.

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1623759267768549379

# ? Feb 9, 2023 20:08

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Okay we are officially in the too many deals so I might miss some please let me know

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1623762878200160257

Luke Kennard, Eric Gordon

https://twitter.com/NBAonTNT/status/1623757509545582594

Bones for picks

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1623764919094067201

Devontae Graham for Josh Richardson.

https://twitter.com/ShamsCharania/status/1623763842697244674

Pat Bev for Mo Bamba

big boi posted:

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1623768751584776192?s=20

Reggie Jackson for Plumlee

Rick fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Feb 9, 2023

# ? Feb 9, 2023 20:37

Traxis: Jul 2, 2006

For next year's game we should guess how many second round picks are traded

# ? Feb 9, 2023 20:41

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Traxis posted:

For next year's game we should guess how many second round picks are traded

100%

# ? Feb 9, 2023 20:43

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Okay the trades are all logged I believe. Did any of the following players get traded?
Alec Burks
Bojan Bogdanovic
Cam Payne
Cam Thomas
Chris Duarte
Chris Paul
Christian Wood
Damian Lillard
Deandre Ayton
Derrick Jones Jr.
Duncan Robinson
Fred VanVleet
Gary Trent Jr.
Grant Williams
Immanuel Quickly
Isaac Okoro
Jaylen Nowell
Jimmy Butler
John Collins
Jordan Clarkson
Kelly Olynyk
Kelly Oubre Jr.
Kenyon Martin Jr.
Khris Middleton
Landry Shamet
Lauri Markkanen
Malachi Flynn
Nassir Little
Nerlens Noel
OG Anunoby
Terrence Ross
Terry Rozier
Thaddeus Young
Theo Pinson
Tim Hardaway Jr.

# ? Feb 9, 2023 21:19

rivetz: Sep 22, 2000; Soiled Meat

Rick posted:

Okay the trades are all logged I believe. Did any of the following players get traded?
[]

nope

Traxis posted:

For next year's game we should guess how many second round picks are traded

Yeah, like total count of 2RPs that change hands between 2/1 and the deadline

# ? Feb 9, 2023 23:08

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

rivetz posted:

nope

Yeah, like total count of 2RPs that change hands between 2/1 and the deadline

Appreciate it, thank you!

So we are having some relatively minor scoring issues that are making it difficult to determine who has the coveted 6th place spot in the contest, but the winners can be determined

Your big winner is

Porfiriato with 37 points (31 + nail 3 bonus [+6])
Red Rox with 30 (24 + nail 3 bonus)
Rivets 28 (22 + nail 3 bonus)
Gumslinger 27 (21 + nail 3 bonus)

The Saric pull was honestly really impressive. I'll post the whole scores once they are ready. Thank you Kibner for this all not taking 3 hours for me to do.

# ? Feb 9, 2023 23:30

Porfiriato: Jan 4, 2016

I'm still surprised I managed to get all 4. I just listed a couple guys I thought the Suns would trade and a couple guys they might get in trade, neither of whom actually ended up going to Phoenix as it turns out. Jae Crowder was an obvious one but I could have (and almost did) put Torrey Craig or Landry Shamet or a couple of other guys with expiring/tradeable contracts instead of Dario.

e: Looks like rivetz also went 4/4? Nicely done

Porfiriato fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Feb 10, 2023

# ? Feb 10, 2023 00:06

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Here are the raw scores

code:

Porfiriato,31,0,Dario Saric,10,Jarred Vanderbilt,10,Serge Ibaka,10,Jae Crowder,1,
Red Rox,24,0,Luke Kennard,10,John Wall,10,Fred VanVleet,0,Mike Conley,4,
rivetz,22,0,Josh Hart,4,Eric Gordon,4,Cam Reddish,4,Rui Hachimura,10,
The Gumslinger,21,0,Reggie Jackson,10,Jae Crowder,1,Terrence Ross,0,Malik Beasley,10,
IcePhoenix,20,0,D'Angelo Russell,10,Thaddeus Young,0,Isaac Okoro,0,Patrick Beverly,10,
abuse culture.,14,0,Cam Johnson,10,Cam Payne,0,Cam Reddish,4,Cam Thomas,0,
Bismack Billabongo,14,0,Mason Plumlee,10,Jalen McDaniels,4,Landry Shamet,0,Damian Lillard,0,
Darude - Adam Sandstorm,14,0,Khem Birch,10,Cam Payne,0,Chris Duarte,0,Eric Gordon,4,
Punkin Spunkin,14,0,Jalen McDaniels,4,Gary Trent Jr.,0,John Collins,0,Devonte Graham,10,
Traxis,14,0,Kendrick Nunn,10,Bojan Bogdanovic,0,John Collins,0,Jakob Poeltl,4,
Metapod,10,0,Darius Bazley,10,Fred VanVleet,0,Tim Hardaway Jr.,0,Jordan Clarkson,0,
Rick,9,0,Jae Crowder,1,Bones Hyland,4,Jakob Poeltl,4,Terry Rozier,0,
kingcobweb,8,0,Mike Conley,4,Bojan Bogdanovic,0,Nerlens Noel,0,Jakob Poeltl,4,
Algund Eenboom,5,0,Jae Crowder,1,OG Anunoby,0,Josh Hart,4,Derrick Jones Jr.,0,
Cavuro,4,0,Nassir Little,0,Theo Pinson,0,Malachi Flynn,0,Jalen McDaniels,4,
Dejan Bimble,4,0,Nerlens Noel,0,Khris Middleton,0,Jakob Poeltl,4,John Collins,0,
El Gallinero Gros,4,0,Gary Trent Jr.,0,John Collins,0,Cam Reddish,4,Bojan Bogdanovic,0,
Salvor_Hardin,4,0,Christian Wood,0,Bones Hyland,4,Grant Williams,0,Kelly Olynyk,0,
chilihead,1,0,Jordan Clarkson,0,Kelly Oubre Jr.,0,Alec Burks,0,Jae Crowder,1,
hifi,1,0,Deandre Ayton,0,Jae Crowder,1,Chris Paul,0,Cam Payne,0,
Lockback,1,0,Jaylen Nowell,0,Immanuel Quickly,0,Kelly Oubre Jr.,0,Jae Crowder,1,
Giggs,0,0,Jimmy Butler,0,Kenyon Martin Jr.,0,Lauri Markkanen,0,Duncan Robinson,0,

# ? Feb 10, 2023 00:07

Kibner: Oct 21, 2008; Acguy Supremacy

If the points are wrong, please let me know.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 00:47

Punkin Spunkin: Jan 1, 2010

Not bad... surprised I got two, I really should have figured John Collins will never be allowed to leave Atlanta (even when his contract is up). Shouldn't have signed that 5 year deal in a necronomicon.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 07:43

abuse culture.: Sep 8, 2004

Just needed a couple more Cams.

# ? Feb 10, 2023 16:47

DeimosRising: Oct 17, 2005; �Hola SEA!

Punkin Spunkin posted:

Not bad... surprised I got two, I really should have figured John Collins will never be allowed to leave Atlanta (even when his contract is up). Shouldn't have signed that 5 year deal in a necronomicon.

The paper was just sitting on top of the necronomicon

How was he supposed to know that counts?!

# ? Feb 10, 2023 16:55

IcePhoenix: Sep 18, 2005; Take me to your Shida

Dang I cost myself a spot in the top five by trying to go for 40 points instead of throwing an easy one in there

# ? Feb 10, 2023 19:24

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

i apologize to the first guy who picked jalen mcdaniels. i should have checked. thank you all for the fun game

# ? Feb 10, 2023 23:38

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

That is just part of the game, you did an honorable job.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 00:22

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# ? May 5, 2024 07:31

Red Rox: Aug 24, 2004; Motel Midnight off the hook

Thanks guys that was fun. Except for the part where the Clippers traded away a bunch of cool guys.

# ? Feb 11, 2023 21:11

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