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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

a mysterious cloak posted:

Leave a fan running at night in their poorly ventilated cell

You monster!

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
do that VR game where you're way up high on a small plank and fall off except secretly put them on an actual plank on a skyscraper

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Send the condemned to a conjugal visit room with their preferred serial-killer groupie and pump in nitrogen as they go at it.

Let them go out on top

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
Get em to like, just kill themselves.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Mozi posted:

do that VR game where you're way up high on a small plank and fall off except secretly put them on an actual plank on a skyscraper

or put them in a spooky VR game where if you die in the game then YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE :ghost:

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Seriously though, if you believe in the death penalty you're a horrible piece of poo poo and I hope terrible things happen to you.

SRQ
Nov 9, 2009

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Seriously though, if you believe in the death penalty you're a horrible piece of poo poo and I hope terrible things happen to you.

I've always supported it for the single and specific case of human trafficking.
what about me/

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

SRQ posted:

I've always supported it for the single and specific case of human trafficking.
what about me/

I think I made myself plenty clear.

I oppose the death penalty now and forever, period.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
There are some people who just got to go

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I've been demanding crucifixions for a while now.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Just rename it something less negative idk

"You'll have so much fun you'll die!"

"Capital Funishment"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Colonel Cancer posted:

Just rename it something less negative idk

"You'll have so much fun you'll die!"

"Capital Funishment"

The Death Reward

edit: I actually tried something similar in my rival town, Hopewell. Defaced all their "No Littering, $500 Penalty" signs to read "Yes Littering, $500 Reward" and motorists really responded to it. Littered the roads up.

kntfkr fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Jan 23, 2023

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




sent to battle over crossfire, the sickest and most badass way to die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos
Just lock them up and wait for old age to kill them. Seems to work for everywhere else.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i just noticed that the thread title specifies 'capitol punishment' but i'm not sure making condemned prisoners into politicians is in any way humane

The Hello Machine
Jul 19, 2021

I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
Blow them out like a candle. They disappear

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Finally a job for me, junior floor technician at the bj factory

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Conscript them into the Russian army.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

send to Avernum

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Nigmaetcetera posted:

How would people feel about giving prefrontal lobotomies to people instead of the death penalty? Only for pathological killers, of course, ravening madmen. You know, just make them so passive they’ll never want or be able to hurt anyone ever again? I’d rather be lobotomized than killed, I know that much.

Yeah sure but that's like saying puke is better smelling than diarrhea

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

One swing of the ice pick and now Ted Bundy is the ideal DMV employee.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Seriously though, if you believe in the death penalty you're a horrible piece of poo poo and I hope terrible things happen to you.

I only believe in the death penalty for people opposed to the death penalty

Sorry nigma, but rules are rules

I used to be on board for the death penalty and still kinda am for open-and-shut cases like the crack addict cousin of mine who was crashing with a mid40s cousin of ours, tried to steal her debit card and demanded the pin, then stabbed her to death, murdered her five year old kid and three year old kid, slashed their dog and ran off. He was caught and led the cops to the body of a girl who had gone missing the year before.

But unforch the government and the police cannot stop loving up and nothing they ever do is ever trustable, so i am opposed to capital punishment in 99.9% of other cases

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Probably the death penalty should be globally abolished, that's the most humane tbh

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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

SniperWoreConverse posted:

Probably the death penalty should be globally abolished, that's the most humane tbh

:agreed: Unless you are my posting enemies

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