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We've all read horrific stories about people basically slowly being tortured to death via the lethal injection - not finding the vein, using antiquated drugs, so on and so forth. Why don't we find a better way to bite the bullet as a serial offender? I'm thinking you get to sit down in a room with all of your favorite things, long enough for you to forget that you're about to get executed. Minecraft, hefty lines of cocaine, unboxing new fresh tech the public hasn't seen yet ! And randomly a sniper will merely blast your head off with a .50 caliber barret sniper rifle through the window-pane glass! Fun fact im not American (and very glad).  What would your ideal capitol punishment procedure be like???
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Idk that rollercoaster that kills you sounds like fun
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Jan 21, 2023 18:19
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bring back guillotines 
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AEMINAL posted:What would your ideal capitol punishment procedure be like??? people sentenced to death go to a special colony where their every move is broadcast 24/7 and they fight each other in a big battle royale/running man type of deal, and you can "subscribe" to a particular convict and donate credits for them to get special weapons out of vending machines and whatnot or chat them strategic advice. some of them become so popular that brands will begin endorsing them and people will start trying to get sent there deliberately "for the glory" and by the mid-2050's convict death island will actually have a higher standard of living than the rest of the united states
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Jan 21, 2023 18:24
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Put em all in a basement and force them to play videogames
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Jan 21, 2023 18:26
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You live a regular life and die of old age, but hahaha you spent most of it on GBS. 
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Jan 21, 2023 18:26
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Fuckital Suckishment
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Jan 21, 2023 18:27
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Force them to read your posts op
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Jan 21, 2023 18:28
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bone tomahawking them is probably pretty quick but maybe start from the top idk
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Jan 21, 2023 18:31
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Tell me I'm being released and then hit me with a Switchblade 300 drone the second I'm alone
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Jan 21, 2023 18:32
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A very large gun shoots me in the head in such a way that there's absolutely no chance of survival Oh wait sorry I thought the question was "what're you doing tonight"
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Jan 21, 2023 18:32
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Earwicker posted:people sentenced to death go to a special colony where their every move is broadcast 24/7 and they fight each other in a big battle royale/running man type of deal, and you can "subscribe" to a particular convict and donate credits for them to get special weapons out of vending machines and whatnot or chat them strategic advice. some of them become so popular that brands will begin endorsing them and people will start trying to get sent there deliberately "for the glory" and by the mid-2050's convict death island will actually have a higher standard of living than the rest of the united states That sounds dope
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Jan 21, 2023 18:33
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We should make a poll where everyone in the country is asked if they support capital punishment and if they say yes then they are executed and we immediately abolish the death penalty afterwards.
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Jan 21, 2023 18:34
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:We should make a poll where everyone in the country is asked if they support capital punishment and if they say yes then they are executed and we immediately abolish the death penalty afterwards. It is fundamental to the operation of capitalism that nobody have an easy way out
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Jan 21, 2023 18:35
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cumming to death, Death Cum
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Jan 21, 2023 18:36
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Kyro posted:bring back guillotines make this the only form of capital punishment and apply it only to the bourgeosie and immediately put the heads on spikes on the side an important government building like that one episode of Rome
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Jan 21, 2023 18:36
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Imagine a modern guillotine. We could design it with a hydraulic pressure release valve so yu get one clean perfect cut evry time
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Jan 21, 2023 18:36
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Like if I could just push a button and instantly be dead with no pain, I'd do it without even thinking twice. This whole culture and world is awful and I hate everything about it
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Jan 21, 2023 18:36
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Kyro posted:Imagine a modern guillotine. We could design it with a hydraulic pressure release valve so yu get one clean perfect cut evry time 
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Jan 21, 2023 18:37
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Buy ‘em a brand new Tesla.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Force them to read your posts op that’s too cruel and hosed up
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Jan 21, 2023 18:39
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precision posted:Like if I could just push a button and instantly be dead with no pain, I'd do it without even thinking twice. This whole culture and world is awful and I hate everything about it In true futurama fashion, it could be made much smaller and boxed in for privicy
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Jan 21, 2023 18:40
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being launched by a trebuchet into a volcano
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Jan 21, 2023 18:41
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the idea that lethal injection is hard as a means of death is so odd. just massive morphine overdose. or, anything that obliterates the brain instantly. just drop an enormous weight on the head, or strap a bomb to it
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Jan 21, 2023 18:43
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yeah i dunno why lethal injection exists when a fire extinguisher to the head is just as effective, and cheaper
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Jan 21, 2023 18:45
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Zippy the Bummer posted:the idea that lethal injection is hard as a means of death is so odd. just massive morphine overdose. or, anything that obliterates the brain instantly. just drop an enormous weight on the head, or strap a bomb to it It's because the convenience isn't for the inmate, it's for the people doing it. They don't want a "messy" execution which is why we can't just shoot someone with a huge shotgun and obliterate their entire skull, even though that would absolutely be more humane than injecting people with painful drugs that make them die very slowly
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Jan 21, 2023 18:46
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You become an astronaut and go to the moon, but your moonwalk suit is filled with compressed Freemason farts instead of air. 
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Jan 21, 2023 18:46
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Just use Nitrogen. Problem solved. Where's my prize?
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Jan 21, 2023 18:47
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if I had to choose the manner of my own execution I'd pick hanging and go out dangling there w/ a raging death erection
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Jan 21, 2023 18:48
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I'd rather eat a pair of bullets than spend the rest of my natural life in prison. I'd say a US prison, but the same statement applies to 95% of the world.
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Jan 21, 2023 19:03
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precision posted:It's because the convenience isn't for the inmate, it's for the people doing it. They don't want a "messy" execution which is why we can't just shoot someone with a huge shotgun and obliterate their entire skull, even though that would absolutely be more humane than injecting people with painful drugs that make them die very slowly Yes that's why it's fundamentally garbage. We want the satisfaction of state sanctioned murder but if it's too messy it makes us feel guilty. It's straight up pussy poo poo and people who support the death penalty are human garbo
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Jan 21, 2023 19:05
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Load them up on SpaceX and send them to Mars. They don't have to die, but they can't come back to the planet.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Yes that's why it's fundamentally garbage. We want the satisfaction of state sanctioned murder but if it's too messy it makes us feel guilty. It's straight up pussy poo poo and people who support the death penalty are human garbo Big agree
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Jan 21, 2023 19:12
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A sedative dose of propofol followed by being gassed with N2O
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Jan 21, 2023 19:16
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Yeah if you're gonna have death penalty you gotta go all in on the brutality and bloodshed. Making it a clinical procedure is dishonest.
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Jan 21, 2023 19:21
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i guess im a bit old fashioned but whats wrong with just hiring some big guy with an axe
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Yes that's why it's fundamentally garbage. We want the satisfaction of state sanctioned murder but if it's too messy it makes us feel guilty. It's straight up pussy poo poo and people who support the death penalty are human garbo the rich aren't people, though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f8sjzETQ5o
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Jan 21, 2023 19:24
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Force people to read my posts, which are so rotten they just give up on existence right there and then
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Zippy the Bummer posted:the idea that lethal injection is hard as a means of death is so odd. just massive morphine overdose. it's easy, cheap, and doesn't involve people watching someone writhe around conscious while their body shuts down so NO DICE
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