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Chiefs 42 41.18%
Eagles 60 58.82%
Total: 102 votes
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
It's always possibly to get worse in the NFL.

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

It's always possibly to get worse in the NFL.

Getting worse would improve a lot of things for the Saints.

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Tank commander taysom does have a nice fit to it

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Kyler was getting a lot better two seasons ago before the injuries knocked him out. Spent the first few years of his career ignoring wide open routes but he tamed that down a lot. Dunno what happened to him last year. Guess a combination of poor coaching and being hurt still? Maybe he went back to bad habits? It's just such a night and day difference from him in 2021 than in last year and his first two years.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

It's always possibly to get worse in the NFL.

has a team gone 0-17 yet?

Pontius Pilate
Jul 25, 2006

Crucify, Whale, Crucify

JPrime posted:

has a team gone 0-17 yet?

Nah, the lions and browns were the first 16 loss teams, and the bucs before them with 14 when those were a season. Any bets on the first 0-17?

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The Texans deserve it after firing multiple coaches in one year.

Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

Pontius Pilate posted:

Nah, the lions and browns were the first 16 loss teams, and the bucs before them with 14 when those were a season. Any bets on the first 0-17?

I imagine like the likelihood of stumbling your way into a win at some point over a full season goes up exponentially with each game added to the schedule. I feel like it's potentially a very long time before we see someone manage to a) gently caress up that badly that often and b) be that unfathomably unlucky.

eagles gonna do it next season prolly

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Yeah, if the 2022 season was good for anything (it was literally only good for this one particular thing), it was for showing it's extremely difficult to not win at least once

The champs loving lost to the still-employing-Reich Colts

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I mean Jeff Saturday stumbled into a win. It's *hard* not to find one eventually.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug
Yeah, like if your true chance of winning each individual was 5%, you'd still have a 60% chance of winning at least one game over a 17 game season. It's going to take dedication to go 0-17.

Patrick Spens fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Feb 16, 2023

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I don’t remember much from stats but I don’t think that’s how that worked.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Patrick Spens posted:

Yeah, like if your true chance of winning every game was 5%, you'd still have a 60% chance of winning at least one game over a 17 game season. It's going to take dedication to go 0-17.

And 0-16 only even happened twice ever. 2 years out of 40

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

No Butt Stuff posted:

I don’t remember much from stats but I don’t think that’s how that worked.

Not going in to the math, just measurably agreeing.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

No Butt Stuff posted:

I don’t remember much from stats but I don’t think that’s how that worked.

1-.95^17 ~= .582

And it’s a probability problem, not a stats problem. They’re different!

Ort
Jul 3, 2005

Proud graduate of the Andy Reid coaching clinic.
In the end it’s an independent 5% chance to win every week. This always bothered me about probability.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
The Lions still came unnervingly close to eirher 0-17 or 0-16-1 in Campbell's first year.

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

We won’t go 1-15 again.

Monkey paw curls.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
hrm now that i think about it, no kyler, no hopkins, cards could pull it off

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008



yeah that's rough. 2 or 3 wins maybe? if nobody on there falls into hell which could easily happen

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

JPrime posted:

hrm now that i think about it, no kyler, no hopkins, cards could pull it off

I feel like the Cardinals could field a college roster and still get at least one fluky win at home

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Black Lighter posted:

I feel like the Cardinals could field a college roster and still get at least one fluky win at home

I'm happy to hear your words of encouragement. No Kyler and that defense will collapse against the run. They are placed in the Division most dedicated to the Run. Worst combo possible.

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Forrest on Fire posted:

I'm happy to hear your words of encouragement. No Kyler and that defense will collapse against the run. They are placed in the Division most dedicated to the Run. Worst combo possible.

Yeah, but it's also a franchise historically dedicated to the back door cover. Colt McCoy will lead some kind of comedic last minute comeback at some point, because that's just what the Cardinals do.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Black Lighter posted:

Yeah, but it's also a franchise historically dedicated to the back door cover. Colt McCoy will lead some kind of comedic last minute comeback at some point, because that's just what the Cardinals do.

I assume most teams with 10-15 real NFL players on the roster have a (injury-excluded) floor of like 4 wins

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



30 minutes of the top 100 plays of the season if you're bored

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUEwompnajU

If you're me and in a meeting: 63 offensive plays, 30 defensive, 7 Special teams.

Highlights:

7 - Dolphins
6 - Chiefs, Eagles, Patriots, Raiders
5 - 49ers, Bears, Vikings
4 - Cowboys, Football Team, Giants, Packers, Ravens, Seahawks
3 - Bills, Buccaneers, Cardinals, Lions, Panthers
2 - Chargers, Colts, Falcons, Jaguars, Rams, Steelers
1 - Bengals, Broncos, Titans
0 - Jets, Browns, Texans, Saints

Lowlights:

6 - Dolphins, Saints
5 - Bengals, Bills, Raiders, Rams, Seahawks, Titans, Vikings
4 - Eagles, Football Team
3 - 49ers, Broncos, Chargers, Colts, Giants, Patriots, Ravens, Steelers, Texans
2 - Bears, Browns, Buccaneers, Jaguars, Lions, Packers, Panthers
1 - Chiefs, Cowboys, Falcons, Jets
0 - Cardinals

That Dolphins - Ravens game shows up like 5 times.

Kalli fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Feb 20, 2023

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I'm not gonna watch to have my heart broken multiple times just to find that 1 decent moment.

But thank you for posting, friend.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It's really early in the video. it's that busted play where two receivers catch a Wilson throw.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice

Kalli posted:

30 minutes of the top 100 plays of the season if you're bored

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUEwompnajU

If you're me and in a meeting: 63 offensive plays, 30 defensive, 7 Special teams.

Highlights:

7 - Dolphins
6 - Chiefs, Eagles, Patriots, Raiders
5 - 49ers, Bears, Vikings
4 - Cardinals, Cowboys, Football Team, Giants, Packers, Ravens, Seahawks
3 - Bills, Buccaneers, Lions, Panthers
2 - Chargers, Colts, Falcons, Jaguars, Rams, Steelers
1 - Bengals, Broncos, Titans
0 - Jets, Browns, Texans, Saints

Lowlights:

6 - Dolphins, Saints
5 - Bengals, Bills, Raiders, Rams, Seahawks, Titans, Vikings
4 - Eagles, Football Team
3 - 49ers, Broncos, Chargers, Colts, Giants, Patriots, Ravens, Steelers, Texans
2 - Bears, Browns, Buccaneers, Jaguars, Lions, Packers, Panthers
1 - Chiefs, Cowboys, Falcons, Jets
0 - Cardinals

That Dolphins - Ravens game shows up like 5 times.

how did the cards have 0 lowlights

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/SharpFootball/status/1627364355112148993

i hate joe lombardi so much

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

JPrime posted:

how did the cards have 0 lowlights

They didn't suck in a remarkable way so much as sucked for a remarkable period of the season. A classic Cardinals season

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Kalli posted:

It's really early in the video. it's that busted play where two receivers catch a Wilson throw.

I'm not sure if that's better or worse tbh

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Kalli posted:

That Dolphins - Ravens game shows up like 5 times.

Marlon Humphrey getting benched in the 4th quarter because of an injury caused a meltdown only the likes of the buttfumble sequence can surpass

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford




Herbert is the new captain checkdown.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Mystic Stylez posted:

Marlon Humphrey getting benched in the 4th quarter because of an injury caused a meltdown only the likes of the buttfumble sequence can surpass

Don't forget our offense suddenly forgetting how to get a first down. That was before Edwards or Dobbins was back in.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Mr. Nice! posted:

Herbert is the new captain checkdown.

I hate it

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Not gonna watch right now but I assume the Titans one is that utterly sick tag-team interception in the end zone.

Because it certainly wasn't anything the offense did...!

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



It's actually that one sweet Henry run where he fumbles at the end then some other guy recovers in the end zone.

One kinda dumb thing is there's only 1 Jefferson catch (that 4th and 18 absurdity).

Tyreek Hill I think has the most non-qb ones with 4, though one of them is that silly double fumble thing he recovers and runs an end around with for a TD.

AJ Brown has 3 bomb catches that might as well be the same play.

The Patriots have 4 different pick-6's, the one Punt return TD on the season, and there one offensive play is one where a Pats Receiver bats a bomb to Jakobi Meyers .

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Kalli posted:

30 minutes of the top 100 plays of the season if you're bored

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUEwompnajU

If you're me and in a meeting: 63 offensive plays, 30 defensive, 7 Special teams.

Highlights:

0 - Saints

Lowlights:

6 - Saints


Thank God we made 0 changes to the coaching staff.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Kalli posted:

30 minutes of the top 100 plays of the season if you're bored

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUEwompnajU

If you're me and in a meeting: 63 offensive plays, 30 defensive, 7 Special teams.

Highlights:

7 - Dolphins
6 - Chiefs, Eagles, Patriots, Raiders
5 - 49ers, Bears, Vikings
4 - Cowboys, Football Team, Giants, Packers, Ravens, Seahawks
3 - Bills, Buccaneers, Cardinals, Lions, Panthers
2 - Chargers, Colts, Falcons, Jaguars, Rams, Steelers
1 - Bengals, Broncos, Titans
0 - Jets, Browns, Texans, Saints

Lowlights:

6 - Dolphins, Saints
5 - Bengals, Bills, Raiders, Rams, Seahawks, Titans, Vikings
4 - Eagles, Football Team
3 - 49ers, Broncos, Chargers, Colts, Giants, Patriots, Ravens, Steelers, Texans
2 - Bears, Browns, Buccaneers, Jaguars, Lions, Packers, Panthers
1 - Chiefs, Cowboys, Falcons, Jets
0 - Cardinals

That Dolphins - Ravens game shows up like 5 times.

Got the #1 play wrong. They put it at #2.

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





It's not the week of the Superbowl anymore. Go home.

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