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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Pekinduck posted:

In hindsight we shouldn't have outsourced hatpin production.

And make the balloons super fast? Use your brian!

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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

New threat title please: Frequent fliers versus Chinese balloon kids 3: The Canada Connection

Genderfluent
Jul 15, 2015

F-22 rapidly gaining kills. Impressive

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

All they said was that the object was cylindrical in shape and smaller than a golf cart inappropriately driving in a residential area.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

They were the size of small busses

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Maybe it was rich Youtubers trying to do some sort of IRL Fortnite bus drop inshallah

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Was there a third one now or is that one over yukon the same as the one over alaska because poo poo all looks the same up there

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Last I heard 1 balloon and 2 UFOs that apparently have since been identified but the govt ain't saying what they were yet

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

maybe the invasion will start during the superbowel????

GundamHealer
Jul 23, 2022

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Wendigee posted:

Last I heard 1 balloon and 2 UFOs that apparently have since been identified but the govt ain't saying what they were yet

There's a third UFO that was over Montana earlier and I guess they're waiting until morning to blast it out of the sky

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

On the 4th day of balloons getting shot gunned my true love have to meee

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Has elon weighed in yet with some stupid rear end plan to block the balloons like a 75,000 foot high net across alaska?

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
Look, it's pretty obvious these "balloons" are actually just a new species of highly mutated pigeons.

I wish the US wouldn't keep killing them. Just because the species is a horrible mocking of nature caused by humanities mistakes, doesn't mean it shouldn't be given a proper chance to survive and thrive!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Why would biden do this

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

FJB :grin:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

We should start sending balloons shaped like the pigs balls over China

No need to be uncouth. Try something cozy, like Winnie the Pooh balloons

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Whales finally evolved to fly and y'all just shoot em down

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




SulfurMonoxideCute posted:

Whales finally evolved to fly and y'all just shoot em down

Nobody wants Australian sky whales over here.

Not sure if it's NSFW so I won't post a pic. Don't google "sky whale" at work.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Or do. I'm not your mom.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

the osint people on twitter are freaking out about something going on over the great lakes today

edit: and now its on cnn frontpage. they shot down another uh, thing. https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/12/politics/lake-huron-high-altitude-object/index.html

Earwicker fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Feb 12, 2023

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

A FOURTH OBJECT HAS BEEN SHOT DOWN OVER CANADA

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Earwicker posted:

the osint people on twitter are freaking out about something going on over the great lakes today

edit: and now its on cnn frontpage. they shot down another uh, thing. https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/12/politics/lake-huron-high-altitude-object/index.html

Pelicans live near lakes. Maybe it was a pelican?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

GABA ghoul posted:

Pelicans live near lakes. Maybe it was a pelican?
The next one will be at Alcatraz which means pelican

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!
:911::ccb::china:

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I tell you what it's goddamn sky pirates with their twee rear end mannerisms and stupid cog hats

Nameless Pete
May 8, 2007

Get a load of those...
The guys piloting the Goodyear Blimp have got to be sweating bullets right now.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

A FOURTH OBJECT HAS BEEN SHOT DOWN OVER CANADA

Santa noooo

Don Carnage is innocent!

Do not fire at Will, he is my friend!

Dystopia Barbarian
Dec 25, 2022

by vyelkin

Bad Purchase posted:

have they tried sending the balloons higher than aircraft can shoot??
Pfft, that's what the SPACE FORCE is for. That's still a thing, right?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I am HYPED for this invasion

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
These balloons are merely representations of inflation

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Bidens balloon Boondoggle: four UFOs down. Biden left to blame for apocalypse

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Balloondoggle, please

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Bidens balloondoggle

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Balloon dogging sounds like an advanced technique.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Bidens balloondoogle: a fourth object shot down, china claims a rugpull or rigamarole

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Disappointed, is the mystery object shootdown streak going to be broken??

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Someone please check Canada, is it still there

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dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Shinjobi posted:

Someone please check Canada, is it still there

I asked and they told me that sorry they are actually all dead now.

:(

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