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thin blue whine posted:waving to my neighbor and calling out to say hello even though they are trying to pretend they don't hear or see me.
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*buys half a block of houses to quarter neonazi militia* *no one notices*
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Mar 13, 2023 03:54
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Honey, the new neighbor quartered their own neonazi militia! We have to do something it's bigger than ours!
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Mar 13, 2023 06:11
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I moved to this subdivision because I am absolutely terrified of black people but will never admit it out loud.
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Mar 13, 2023 15:29
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Putting my heart and soul into watering, weeding, and mowing this 10 foot by 10 foot patch of grass in my front yard in a desert.
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Mar 13, 2023 15:37
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*stares out the window for hours, hoping to see an unfamiliar car pass by so I can call the police* "These drat kids don't do anything all day except play on their phones!"
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Mar 13, 2023 15:38
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Why does my neighbors patch of grass always looks so god drat neat and green. Were in a drat desert. No matter how much I water I can't get mine to look like that. Bet the bastards doing it just to spite me. But soon as he's away, I got my weed killer ready. HAHAHHAaaaa Then well see whose got the nicest loving grass on the street. ....Oh god do I hate him. ...just so...SO ....MUCH.
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Mar 16, 2023 05:48
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*Talks endlessly with all the neighbors and family about the new chain restaurant that's coming into the nearest strip mall for the 6 months that it's under construction* *Only goes there once because the gravy was too spicy*
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Mar 16, 2023 06:04
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Yes Edmonton suburbs… 
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Mar 16, 2023 06:20
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I think I saw some Italians. Man, this neighborhood.
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Mar 16, 2023 06:26
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"LAINEY?! GET MY OBSERVATIONS NOTEBOOK...NO, NO, THE GREEN ONE. I THINK I SAW THAT POTHEAD KID AGAIN HE COULD BE CASING THE NEIGHBORS"
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Mar 16, 2023 06:27
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Oh, looking for some nice restaurants in the area? Well, the wife and I love to go down to Applebee's, get that Fiesta Lime Chicken. If that's too... y'know... ethnic for you there's a Burger King 20 minutes away.
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Mar 16, 2023 13:08
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A Fancy Hat posted:Oh, looking for some nice restaurants in the area? Well, the wife and I love to go down to Applebee's, get that Fiesta Lime Chicken. If that's too... y'know... ethnic for you there's a Burger King 20 minutes away. Now Fancy, you KNOW we have to be there by 4pm for the Silver Bird Discount. Ummm mmmmmm....I am on a FIXED INCOME and every penny counts! *buys $20 of scratchers* I don't like that Burger King. I just can't understand that accent? WHAT? That's not racist! I have a hearing problem!
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Mar 16, 2023 21:40
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it's me I'm the one who complained to the HOA about your noisy rear end vehicle. I'll tolerate basically anything up to a meth lab, but if I can clock your car (or rooster) at 65 DB in my house with my doors and windows closed, gently caress you.
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Mar 16, 2023 21:52
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What about suburbia apartment buildings? *has 1996 civic with car alarm settings cranked up so high, rain drops set off STEP BACK FROM THE VEHICLE warning 10x from 3-5am* *parks outside by bedroom windows*
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Mar 16, 2023 21:59
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2pq2qPq-Dc
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Mar 18, 2023 00:46
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RapturesoftheDeep posted:*Talks endlessly with all the neighbors and family about the new chain restaurant that's coming into the nearest strip mall for the 6 months that it's under construction* They just opened a Crumble and there’s a line around the strip mall to get an a’ight cookie. 8 months from now it’ll be in the novelty graveyard with Nothing Bundt Cakes and Tom and Chee.
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Mar 18, 2023 00:51
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I’m the neighborhood teenager that just got my first car, a 2006 Mercury Milan and I have decided to completely remove the muffler and I start it up everyday at 6:30 AM and let it idle for 10 minutes for no reason
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Mar 18, 2023 00:53
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I'm the dead mall that has a church, a Walgreens, a clock repair shop, and a Mexican Restaurant that used to be O'Charly's.
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Mar 18, 2023 18:44
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Bonzo posted:What about suburbia apartment buildings? The concept of an apartment in suburbia is sad as hell to me. One of the biggest reasons to move to the suburbs is to get a lot more space. Living in an apartment in the suburbs sounds like a worst of both worlds situation to me.
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Mar 18, 2023 21:31
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Housing is most people's #1 expense, and apartments in suburbs are usually cheaper than apartments in cities.
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Mar 19, 2023 01:35
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silence_kit posted:Housing is most people's #1 expense, and apartments in suburbs are usually cheaper than apartments in cities. You should see how much they charge for daycare out here
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Mar 19, 2023 01:40
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(Sees neighbor washing car) You can do mine next!
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Mar 19, 2023 08:32
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This suburbs so white the albedo is enough to blind ya
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Mar 21, 2023 17:03
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Hey neighbor, I noticed some water damage on your roof, there. My son's a really great contractor. Now now, don't worry! I already called him, he'll be out this week to take a look at it. He'll be there between noon and 3 pm on Tuesday, I figured that would work for you. It's a $200 consultation but I got you the friends and family discount so he only needs $175.
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