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the most exciting part of my week is shopping for groceries
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My neighbor is a serial killer
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Feb 11, 2023 23:05
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Just saw my neighbor John Williams mowing his lawn.
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Feb 11, 2023 23:06
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*hears a few people in the next house over cheering about a sports game* man, this neighborhood is really getting lively
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Feb 11, 2023 23:08
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Wait! listen, were those gunshots?!
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Feb 11, 2023 23:08
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my neighbor looked at me again... i think its time to buy a gun.
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Feb 11, 2023 23:11
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driving past person of color walking their dog mom’s hand instinctively reacts as i hear muted sound of the door lock mechanism activating when it’s already locked
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Feb 11, 2023 23:14
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I'm just gonna wander around the neighborhood with my leaf blower blowing at max, nbd.
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Feb 11, 2023 23:15
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calling the cops because the work crew next door ate some oranges from my orange tree
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Feb 11, 2023 23:16
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marking the passage of time by counting the nature’s tables that opened only to go out of business after a year
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Feb 11, 2023 23:18
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boy, the housewife life sure has me run down. Time for a few more pep pills! boy, these uppers sure make me all sorts of tense and paranoid. Better counteract this with a nice, powerful tranquilizer and of course I mustn't forget the wine to wash it down with! Isn't better living through chemistry just grand?
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Feb 11, 2023 23:22
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did you see they’re building a new walmart? i heard the old one had union trouble so they’re just gonna bulldoze it.
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Feb 11, 2023 23:27
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Today is spaghetti day
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Feb 11, 2023 23:30
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I forgot my townhouse had a back yard for three years because my HOA suspended inspections during the pandemic. Now I've gotta clearcut a quarter acre of scrub. So I've got this can of gasoline...
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Feb 11, 2023 23:33
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setting up a folding chair at the neighborhood stop sign, writing down the license plate number each time a car only does a rolling stop
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Feb 11, 2023 23:35
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I am confused about what suburbia is. I live across the street from luxury apartments, that I am fairly sure has only one resident, and six blocks from public housing. I am pretty sure I live in a city, but, everyone seems to think it is the suburbs
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Feb 11, 2023 23:40
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Bad Purchase posted:setting up a folding chair at the neighborhood stop sign, writing down the license plate number each time a car passes by with a black person in it
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Feb 11, 2023 23:40
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want to get dinner out? oh wait, it’s 9pm nothing’s open
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Feb 11, 2023 23:42
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the sweet goofy dog belonging to idiot with the gadsden flag plastered all over his truck is just running around in my yard unleashed again, time to go get it before it gets loving killed or hurt or god forbid has an incident with someone that causes it to get put down.
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Feb 11, 2023 23:48
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Bad Purchase posted:want to get dinner out? Find better suburbs
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Feb 11, 2023 23:48
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thin blue whine posted:the sweet goofy dog belonging to idiot with the gadsden flag plastered all over his truck is just running around in my yard unleashed again, time to go get it before it gets loving killed or hurt or god forbid has an incident with someone that causes it to get put down. what is a gadsen flag?
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Feb 11, 2023 23:49
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Snake licking a boot
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Feb 11, 2023 23:52
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Colonel Cancer posted:Snake licking a boot the Texas flag. Got it
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Feb 11, 2023 23:54
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Their grass is loving yellow! Not "a bit pale", loving yellow. And I'm sick of their god-damned "I have cancer" excuses. I put forward a motion with the HOA to take their house and sell it to some good, decent American people who can water their lawn every day.
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Feb 11, 2023 23:54
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ikanreed posted:Their grass is loving yellow! Not "a bit pale", loving yellow. And I'm sick of their god-damned "I have cancer" excuses. I put forward a motion with the HOA to take their house and sell it to some good, decent American people who can water their lawn every day. I am so sorry you live in Arizona
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Feb 11, 2023 23:56
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going for a pleasant evening walk around the neighborhood, seeing absolutely no one and having to walk in the street twice per block to dodge pickups that are too big to fit fully on the driveway
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Feb 11, 2023 23:57
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I have poorly considered opinions on politics
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Feb 11, 2023 23:58
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If we have public transit "those people" will use it to get to home invasions to steal things and then use public transit to make a clean getaway
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Feb 12, 2023 00:02
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Private Cumshoe posted:If we have public transit "those people" will use it to get to home invasions to steal things and then use public transit to make a clean getaway Yes. The bus schedule makes for a clean getaway
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Feb 12, 2023 00:03
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Sorry I thought this was the dumbest people alive thread because it is
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Feb 12, 2023 00:04
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Let's take the train to work *Has to wait more than five minutes on the platform*
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Feb 12, 2023 00:04
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Private Cumshoe posted:Sorry I thought this was the dumbest people alive thread because it is yeah, sorry. I skewed the metric
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Feb 12, 2023 00:06
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*sees panhandler at an intersection* this city is going to hell in a hand basket
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Feb 12, 2023 00:07
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Strategic Tea posted:Let's take the train to work *blocks train station from getting built anywhere useful* Have you considered neighbor character???
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Feb 12, 2023 00:07
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Property values are affected by garbage can feng shui
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Feb 12, 2023 00:09
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time to take my the persimmon's from my tree over to my neighbor 
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Feb 12, 2023 00:11
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Bad Purchase posted:*sees panhandler at an intersection* I usually just feel bad because I don't carry cash anymore and have noting to give them. I kinda feel ashamed about that
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Feb 12, 2023 00:11
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*thinks that the newly built mega retail, dining, and entertainment complex that is made to mimic the look and feel of a historic downtown area, albeit surrounded by parking lots, is interesting and unique to his town and not something that is popping up in every suburb*
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Feb 12, 2023 00:11
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sorry, the hoa rules say only one car can be in the driveway, i have no choice but to issue a fine here
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Feb 12, 2023 00:11
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work's 45 miles away. it takes 22 gallons of gas a week just to get me and my suv to work and back. imagine burning 22 gallons of gasoline, and all the waste and pollution and stuff required to extract, refine and transport it. like, imagine doing that over the course of a couple years or even a life time. I do it every week
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