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May 3, 2024 10:12
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- JokerOfSouls
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You need to feed your brain, not your ass!
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You know, I really think you're looking at this all wrong. There's honestly no better way to check the quality on these bad boys if you think about it. And now you can be sure we weren't exaggerating the extra sharpness or camouflage packages, right? Anyway if you're about done screaming I can set you up with the deluxe edition and
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Feb 12, 2023 03:34
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- google THIS
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Well yeah, if course our swinging axes are designed to swing millimeters away from their victim the first time and lop off the top of their mustache or the feather on their hat but otherwise leave them unharmed. It's federal law.
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Feb 12, 2023 04:41
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Would you be interested in our spike pit extended service warranty?
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Feb 12, 2023 04:56
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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How about our Swinging Axe Savings MasterCard?
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Feb 12, 2023 04:57
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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I was told there would be a replenished inventory of conveyor belts and perfectly spherical boulders
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Feb 12, 2023 05:03
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- alnilam
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Dungeon traps all laid out for sale in a tacticool mail order catalog like BudK
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Feb 12, 2023 05:58
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- Plant MONSTER.
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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Do you have anything that occasionally emits a fireball
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Feb 12, 2023 15:01
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- HELLOMYNAMEIS___
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yes, i'm looking for something in the way of self-firing crossbows. yeah, pressure-activated switches. oh, say about half a dozen, 3 on each side of the corridor. and some trapped chests for the treasure room. i don't know, poison cloud? summon imp? what do you have?
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Feb 12, 2023 15:20
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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For a low annual maintenance fee, you earn credits that can be used to reserve any of our traps locations at a time that's right for you!
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Feb 12, 2023 15:29
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Can I interest you in a poison dart that causes foaming at the mouth and convulsions? No, I'm afraid the ones that cause people to freeze in place with a shocked expression for a few seconds before comically toppling over are on back order.
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Feb 13, 2023 05:40
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- google THIS
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Yes, the chain that lifts our supply elevator broke so the trolls are having to carry all of our new inventory up the dungeon stairs by hand. So we are in fact having supply chain issues, thank you very much.
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Feb 13, 2023 05:43
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- FutonForensic
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I'm telling ya Williamson, all I need -- ALL I need -- is one of those spike traps locked up in your office to make a sale and I'll be at the top of that board. This dreck you're handing me -- quicksand? Nobody wants to buy quicksand! A rut, that's all this is, Williamson.
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Feb 13, 2023 13:11
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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No sir, for the last time, it's not that kind of swinging. Please stop calling.
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Feb 13, 2023 17:25
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- nut
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CIA purchases no questions for ongoing covert years-of-led-style domestic operations in italy, considerate of their new anthropological research of having played SMB3
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Feb 13, 2023 19:29
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- Quadramind
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And for those times when you're off duty, they're a whizz in the kitchen, too, just look at that fruit salad. Chopped and screwed. Order now and get them before you find yourself in a pit, just gushing from clean, precise perforations, squashed flat as a bug, thinking "Gosh darn it, this trap is gorgeous. If only I had taken the time to dial that number and make three easy payments for not one, not two, not five, but EIGHT artisanal, hand crafted, luxury traps , AND the free blade wiper, AND the free wooden carrying trunk, with no money down"
You can't get better than that, and I don't say this about every trap we have on the show, so you know this is an offer not to be missed.
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Feb 15, 2023 11:37
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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We currently have a promotion to add 5 free cautionary warning skulls with purchase of every trap!
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Feb 15, 2023 16:02
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- Fredrik1
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Gopherslayer
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Do you have vegan spikes?
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Feb 18, 2023 12:08
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- nut
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u r trying to sell them but everyone that comes into ur store dies i guess
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Feb 22, 2023 23:41
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May 3, 2024 10:12
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- Plant MONSTER.
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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Yes, I'll have aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (fell into oubliette)
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Feb 23, 2023 00:13
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