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baka of lathspell

sorry i thought we invented an anti date rape button & was confused no one wanted to press it

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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:38

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# ? May 6, 2024 15:04

baka of lathspell

bad snip

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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:50

Escape From Noise

baka fwocka fwame posted:

in the pic its detecting caffeine levels tho iirc. in any case that would be the logical next step

Yeah, but all those pics and video were staged so later they pivoted to having the cup measure your water intake and track it on an app.

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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:51

Heather Papps: hello friend

in real life every time you try and get a sip your mouth and tongue get shocked, with electricity

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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:52

Escape From Noise

I do love the Silicone Valley strategy of slapping some sleek looking displays and diodes on an everyday object and claiming it's solving a major issue facing everyone. It's late night infomercials with more money, royalty free dulcimer tunes, and a lot of black, form fitting turtlenecks.

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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:56

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

been avoiding this thread b/c I read the title as I just found out about Vessy!

# ? Feb 16, 2023 03:34

Finger Prince

baka fwocka fwame posted:

sorry i thought we invented an anti date rape button & was confused no one wanted to press it

Like it's so obvious that's what it should do, so I looked up what it actually did do, and of course even obviouslyer they went with "useful tech hard, make app easy, sell to people who don't want useful tech, want app cup".

# ? Feb 16, 2023 05:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Heather Papps posted:

oh you for sure have to tell it what you're putting into it and it just checks a table somewhere and says "this much of that"

So, just as smart as a regular cup

# ? Feb 16, 2023 07:29

Escape From Noise

Lol. They sold these at Apple stores.

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# ? Feb 16, 2023 08:04

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

what about a vessyl/fleshlight hybrid

what about THAT

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# ? Feb 16, 2023 15:08

Stoner Sloth

Dr. Honked posted:

what about a vessyl/fleshlight hybrid

what about THAT

it lets you know how much caffeine is in your cup of cum

# ? Feb 16, 2023 15:42

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

hell yeah i need to get CUMFEINATED

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# ? Feb 16, 2023 15:43

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

don't talk to me until i've gulped down my brimming vessyl of steaming hot jizz

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# ? Feb 16, 2023 15:45

alexandriao

Too much is always not enough!

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# ? Feb 16, 2023 15:52

Stoner Sloth

Dr. Honked posted:

hell yeah i need to get CUMFEINATED

you need Jizzyl

# ? Feb 16, 2023 16:15

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

Stoner Sloth posted:

you need Jizzyl

i must pair my Jizzyl with the Jizzlr app

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# ? Feb 16, 2023 16:24

nut

phone alert beeping, oops I�m overdue for my morning pee according to this, doesn�t move whatsoever and just empties my bladder on my thoughtfully ripped jeans and oh ya I guess the exercise ball chair I use at work too

# ? Feb 16, 2023 18:21

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

pee is stored in the exercise ball

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# ? Feb 16, 2023 18:58

baka of lathspell

if the cup tells u when its time to pee u should just pee in the cup

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# ? Feb 17, 2023 21:42

Dr. Honked: eat it you slaaaaaaag

baka fwocka fwame posted:

if the cup tells u when its time to pee u should just pee in the cup

what if there's two girls and they only have one cup between them. what hijinks could ensue

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# ? Feb 17, 2023 22:21

Prof. Crocodile

Dr. Honked posted:

what if there's two girls and they only have one cup between them. what hijinks could ensue

we may never know. i think probably they would just share the cup, but that's just my opinion.

# ? Feb 17, 2023 23:52

google THIS

Does it have blockchain tho

# ? Feb 18, 2023 01:48

google THIS

The greatest branding tragedy of our day is that Tumblr was already taken

# ? Feb 18, 2023 01:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

google THIS posted:

The greatest branding tragedy of our day is that Tumblr was already taken

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# ? Feb 18, 2023 03:22

Prof. Crocodile

google THIS posted:

The greatest branding tragedy of our day is that Tumblr was already taken

# ? Feb 18, 2023 17:06

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

google THIS posted:

The greatest branding tragedy of our day is that Tumblr was already taken

# ? Feb 18, 2023 18:42

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Stoner Sloth posted:

user 'two girls, one vessyl' has been banned due to account sharing

google THIS posted:

The greatest branding tragedy of our day is that Tumblr was already taken

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