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Can't believe I missed out on the chance to own a [checks notes]...smart cup?
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 14:51 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 05:28 |
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Lollin' at these quotes.Tech morons on Wikipedia posted:During the unveiling of Vessyl in June 2014, live demonstrations of the sensor technology to journalists received wide praise. Wired called it “a fascinating milestone”.[1] CNN called it “groundbreaking”.[5] And Lauren Goode of Recode reported that she was “pretty wowed”.
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 14:51 |
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smart cup? more like FART cup
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 16:40 |
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this isnt that dumb. a cup will last forever and you can use it for anything u ever drink for the rest of ur life curious how they solve for water damage tho
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 19:36 |
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checkin my phone ya just like i thought there is something in my cup. what could it be, tho?
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 20:08 |
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nut posted:checkin my phone ya just like i thought there is something in my cup. what could it be, tho? dont you wanna know how much of your nestle water is composed of human tears
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 20:13 |
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or that they make fiji by holding a cup underneath ppls armpits at raves
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 20:16 |
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i wonder how much is left in my cup ah poo poo the battery is dead i have no way of finding out, if only science could solve this problem, alas. anyways honey you look really mad did something weird happen at your glassblowing business today?
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 20:21 |
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misread it as "Vessy!" and imo that's a better name, the misspelled regular words trend is very passe
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 20:58 |
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who needs their vessy sipped??
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# ? Feb 14, 2023 20:58 |
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I only drink out of smart skulls |
# ? Feb 15, 2023 00:33 |
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BEEP BEEP HELLO THIS IS CUP NOTHING TO REPORT
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 00:43 |
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Dr. Honked posted:BEEP BEEP HELLO THIS IS CUP
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 00:57 |
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"Haha! Yeah! It's really convenient!" I say as I finish my smoothie and go directly to the sink to wash my Vessyl because I'm thirsty and could use some water. "Just amazing stuff! Don't know how I ever lived without it! I can barely remember drinking out of an analog glass like a loving caveman!".
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 00:58 |
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"it is hard to explain but analogue water just tastes richer. it has more soul - a deeper timbre."
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 01:02 |
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Now I'm just thinking of one of my favorite Master Shake rants. "I'm not turning on some analog faucet to drink some barbaric water. The mouth is a primitive hole that will soon be phased out; you better start takin' some pictures of those!"
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 01:05 |
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Escape From Noise posted:The mouth is a primitive hole that will soon be phased out this is going in my list of potential track names for my ambient noisecore burp'n'fartstep album
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 14:33 |
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not sure if this is the cup i have to pee in or drink from until I see it light up on the right usb charger
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 18:14 |
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nut posted:not sure if this is the cup i have to pee in or drink from until I see it light up on the right usb charger why not both? *small childe shrug*
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 19:41 |
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this cup is smarter than i am
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 20:51 |
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does it have a camera inside so you can inspect your beverage? if not it should
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 21:09 |
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needs a screen at the bottom so you can monitor your social networking stats while sipping your consommé
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 21:15 |
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 21:30 |
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 21:34 |
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BagX |
# ? Feb 15, 2023 21:41 |
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 21:46 |
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Bagglr
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 21:47 |
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Dr. Honked posted:needs a screen at the bottom so you can monitor your social networking stats while sipping your consommé need the sweetness/bitterness of your beverage to be influenced by the like/comment ratio of your latest post/tweet/whatever
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# ? Feb 15, 2023 21:51 |
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nut posted:checkin my phone ya just like i thought there is something in my cup. what could it be, tho? |
# ? Feb 16, 2023 00:12 |
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The one thing it can't detect? Roofies. |
# ? Feb 16, 2023 01:19 |
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time to drink my... oh no, the aperture has been shut.... did i forget to pay my cup rent?
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 01:30 |
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Finger Prince posted:The one thing it can't detect? Roofies. orb cmon. it would detect that i mean this calmly & not dying on a hillingly
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:08 |
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in fact almost certainly best use case
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:09 |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:in fact almost certainly best use case grace why are you bringing your loving robo cub with us to the bar. *five minutes later* we are not going to the bar until my robo cup arrives
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:18 |
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user 'two girls, one vessyl' has been banned due to account sharing |
# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:19 |
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Finger Prince posted:The one thing it can't detect? Roofies. It actually can't detect anything other than volume. Turns out deciphering the make-up of a given liquid is a bit more complicated than having it touch some sensors or whatever.
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:25 |
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Escape From Noise posted:It actually can't detect anything other than volume. Turns out deciphering the make-up of a given liquid is a bit more complicated than having it touch some sensors or whatever. in the pic its detecting caffeine levels tho iirc. in any case that would be the logical next step
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:31 |
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baka fwocka fwame posted:in the pic its detecting caffeine levels tho iirc. in any case that would be the logical next step oh you for sure have to tell it what you're putting into it and it just checks a table somewhere and says "this much of that"
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:35 |
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Escape From Noise posted:It actually can't detect anything other than volume. Turns out deciphering the make-up of a given liquid is a bit more complicated than having it touch some sensors or whatever. elizabeth holmes would like to have a word with you
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:36 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 05:28 |
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Heather Papps posted:oh you for sure have to tell it what you're putting into it and it just checks a table somewhere and says "this much of that" that would be lame af lol true. so ur basically just thinking about how much coffee uve already made ur gonna waste
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# ? Feb 16, 2023 02:37 |