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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib



:ohdear:

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Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

Oh poo poo bb stick it in my cluckussy

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
*puts on rooster comb and feathers*

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Mozi posted:

*puts on rooster comb and feathers*

YEAHHHHHH HERE COME THE ROOSTER.....

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Hotdog guy ghosted me after asking me how my day was.
You would think, "thinking about them dogs" was the right answer.

RavenousScoot
Mar 22, 2013

this all leaves me wondering how rick from nudeweb is doing

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Line em up

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Grey Cat posted:

Hotdog guy ghosted me after asking me how my day was.
You would think, "thinking about them dogs" was the right answer.

Lmao

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I hope the guy found his army buddy. :ohdear:

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

redshirt posted:

Hello? Is it me you're looking for?

Adjacent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj6a__KgDC8

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Me: Free-use rear end at last weekend's gangbang.
You: 13th in line, big ol' donkey dick.

Lucky for some! Hit me up, we seemed like a good fit.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Was eyeballing big cukes at the Trader Joe's

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
You: were in an attack ship that was burning off the shoulder of Orion.
Me: I was the one watching C-beams glitter in the night off the Tannhauser Gate.

Time is short, if you want to get together.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

You: Trying on shoes at PayLess.
Me: God I wish I was that shoe.

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Found one that said "I want women to model shoes for me at a store, I'll buy you any pair you want if you do this."

This is getting into Peggy Hill territory.

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