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           stills from the police training video "dating on duty: dos and don'ts"
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Feb 20, 2023 21:50
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I used to know a guy who'd browse the craigslist missed connections because "you never know". I think about that a lot
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Feb 20, 2023 21:51
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Feel good story of the month, you love to see it. 
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Feb 20, 2023 21:54
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Milo and POTUS posted:I used to know a guy who'd browse the craigslist missed connections because "you never know". I think about that a lot I think I'd like to not think about that a lot. It's depressing
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Feb 20, 2023 21:56
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You never know when you might get to exploit a lonely person vulnerability.
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Feb 20, 2023 21:58
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Pissed erections
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Feb 20, 2023 22:10
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The Voice of Labor posted:stills from the police training video "dating on duty: dos and don'ts" what's the "don't" look like?
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Feb 20, 2023 22:25
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What say you?
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Feb 20, 2023 22:32
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Jabberlock posted:what's the "don't" look like? there were a few "don'ts" in this segment; the officer should've attended his domestic rende vous accompanied by backup. after entering the premises and dispatching the dog, he should've reconnoitered the house to determine where his target was and whether his target was armed. there are a few other minor violations of departmental policy, mostly about the sequence of when to plant a drop gun in an officer involved shooting, but those are the big ones The Voice of Labor fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Feb 20, 2023 |
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Feb 20, 2023 22:40
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:What say you? It's a yikes from me
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Feb 21, 2023 00:15
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Everyone knows gay Jesus is immune to mundane bullets 
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Feb 21, 2023 00:45
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Milo and POTUS posted:I used to know a guy who'd browse the craigslist missed connections because "you never know". I think about that a lot Did you ever see the website that hosted replies from the people who were the other side of the missed connection? They were hilarious: Always woman Always creeped out Never found the guy appealing Every case of “lots of eye contact” was actually “this guy kept following me around and staring at me and I got nervous and kept an eye on him” 99% of the time the “interaction” was between some loser and a staff member where the loser was Good times.
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Feb 21, 2023 16:09
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4034635
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Jun 19, 2023 22:11
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Missed connections was 50/50 weirdo stalkers and then rants about things people saw and wanted to complain about. It'd be like "TO THE BIKE RIDER ON WASHINGTON AVE NOON FRIDAY: what the gently caress are you doing your headlight isn't bright enough I didn't see you crossing the road and if you get hit like that its YOUR FAULT" Great section of craigslist a classic really.
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Jun 19, 2023 22:39
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I saw you at the Goodwill, it looked like you were stealing something, you had beautiful dreadlocks and were wearing ill-fitting clothes seemed like you were agoon, PM me and we wont press charges
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Jun 20, 2023 11:52
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I saw you on the train, your breathing turned me on, You caught me staring, in a flash you were gone, Darling don't get the guard, I've done nothing bad, Just come with me a sec, I uh... know your dad. The additional touch of them shooting the guys' dog was sublime. Wonderful work.
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opening day https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=4046669
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Nov 6, 2023 04:22
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3 days to retirement
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You: petite brunette on the train clutching her mace Me: creepy guy with piercing stare and unkempt beard We made eye contact across the aisle before you grabbed your bag and moved to the front. I felt a spark, hoping you did too. You had a tattoo of gps coordinates on your calf. I looked them up, it is a base in Kandahar region. I was stationed there in 2018. I remember you, a KBR contractor managing construction of the rig. Do you have the coordinates of where we buried the object? I have a team that’s ready for extraction, all we need is the location. Hoping to hear from you, I think this could change both of our lives.
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Nov 6, 2023 16:08
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Milo and POTUS posted:I used to know a guy who'd browse the craigslist missed connections because "you never know". I think about that a lot This is exactly why I always strike up a conversation with a woman when she’s reading or wearing headphones or doing something on her phone/laptop or sitting by herself on the bus or
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Nov 6, 2023 16:19
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I was on the Karaoke singing "When I think about you I touch myself" You were leaving.
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Nov 6, 2023 16:46
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I was man playing Minecraft on my Nintendo Switch ™️. You were the woman (man?) picking skin tags off your neck in the elevator next to me. Let’s plow!
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Nov 6, 2023 17:36
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You: A female human being out in the world somewhere Me: Sitting at home We both existed in the same plane of reality yet somehow missed connecting with each other. Please contact me, I think this could be the start of something special.
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Nov 6, 2023 17:37
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Me: The Ferengi at the Chula table. You: The Dabo  across the room.
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Grey Cat posted:Me: The Ferengi at the Chula table. DABO!!!
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Nov 6, 2023 17:40
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You: Big boobs. Me: Staring at them and drooling. Did you sense the amazing chemistry between us?
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Nov 6, 2023 17:43
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This thread got me to check my local missed connections and there's a guy looking for a 50-60 year old trucker with a sleeper cab to bring his wife up north, and a person who posted a huge wall of text about wanting to reconnect with a childhood friend, but apparently last time that friend reached out to them they had forgotten who they were and were weird and dismissive but hopefully we can put that behind us and catch up now that they can remember you again!
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Nov 6, 2023 17:58
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I'm in orbit around C34-55C, currently on the long loop behind the Star, I saw your ship 3 weeks ago on the midswing.
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rear end-penny posted:This thread got me to check my local missed connections and there's a guy looking for a 50-60 year old trucker with a sleeper cab to bring his wife up north, and a person who posted a huge wall of text about wanting to reconnect with a childhood friend, but apparently last time that friend reached out to them they had forgotten who they were and were weird and dismissive but hopefully we can put that behind us and catch up now that they can remember you again! I just looked at mine. A post titled "hotdogs!" "Most of us don't want to admit to enjoying hotdogs. But the truth is, most savor each and every bit of one... Am I the only one in this boat?"
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Nov 6, 2023 18:02
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Grey Cat posted:I just looked at mine. Message this person
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Nov 6, 2023 18:23
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Saalkin posted:Message this person I'll return if I get a response
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Nov 6, 2023 18:28
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Grey Cat posted:I just looked at mine. I'd say buy them an account but they are probably already a goon if that is the energy they are bringing to CL.
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Nov 6, 2023 19:34
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You left an argyle sock at the 122nd street laundry - a romcom
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Grey Cat posted:I just looked at mine. Why not suggest a gettogether to charge each other's dogs before eating them.
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