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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post ITT to learn the 3 things you would say if you were a meaningless NPC
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the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
I don't want to bother anyone, I just want to hang out at the entrance of town and tell people what town it is

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
hit me up. I like it when people acknowledge me

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AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

 I wish the stars were quieter and farther apart.

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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
i would like to participate

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20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
 I AM RANDY IN NAME AND DISPOSITION

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Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


 can i be one of those npcs that gives you badly translated hints that make no sense

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SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

 I too wish to welcome the Light Warriors to Corneria

I'd say "and other travelers" but let's not kid ourselves, the monsters outside town have collectively cast Death on the tourism industry

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
what makes a good npc

the dialog & they need a good art

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buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
There’s nothing more on this earth that I want to be than a NPC itt.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Post ITT to learn the 3 things you would say if you were a meaningless NPC
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