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Post ITT and I will write three lines of inconsequential dialog that you would say if you were a meaningless NPC in an old RPG for probably sega genesis or something, complete with a picture of your character sprite.
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Feb 24, 2023 04:44
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To get us started, I would be Brave Randall.
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Feb 24, 2023 04:47
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They say the mods know more than they let on The priests of the low one plot his return Insult me? Go touch the fields for six hours
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Feb 24, 2023 04:50
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Can I be in a snes rpg, genesis had a weird controller
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Feb 24, 2023 04:51
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Barudak posted:They say the mods know more than they let on You would be Grumpy Archibald. 
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Feb 24, 2023 04:53
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Supreme Allah posted:Can I be in a snes rpg, genesis had a weird controller No because the art on SNES RPGs was too good for me to do quickly. You would be Depressive Doog. 
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Feb 24, 2023 04:53
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You've ruined your own lands, you'll not ruin mine!
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Feb 24, 2023 04:58
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Sophy Wackles posted:You've ruined your own lands, you'll not ruin mine! You would be Penitent Penelope, but it's pronounced "penny-lope" 
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Feb 24, 2023 04:59
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I don't have a name just make one up for me.
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Feb 24, 2023 05:05
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I wouldn't need to say three. I would only say: "Oh Mr. Belpitt! Your legs are so swollen." 3 times in different accents.
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Feb 24, 2023 05:12
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Nocheez posted:I don't have a name just make one up for me. You are Mumbling McKenzie. 
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Feb 24, 2023 05:39
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BrigadierSensible posted:I wouldn't need to say three. I would only say: Everyone needs three, it is the rule of old JRPGs - a three dialog cycle, like a haiku. You are Cody, of Clan Destine. 
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Feb 24, 2023 05:40
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No NPC is meaningless in the eyes of the Lord.
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Feb 24, 2023 06:08
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Listen punk, even if I knew the way I wouldn't tell you. No need to draw on me, I'm inconsequential Buddy, they don't even let me gently caress the rune stones.
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Feb 24, 2023 06:14
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I want to shed this body and become npc
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Feb 24, 2023 06:15
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deep dish peat moss posted:You would be Grumpy Archibald. Kicks rear end and I love it
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Feb 24, 2023 06:17
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post
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Feb 24, 2023 06:23
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Be gay Do drugs Hail Satan
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Feb 24, 2023 06:25
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kntfkr posted:No NPC is meaningless in the eyes of the Lord. You would be Little Waun 
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Feb 24, 2023 06:31
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TheSpartacus posted:Listen punk, even if I knew the way I wouldn't tell you. You would be Hunter Charles 
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Feb 24, 2023 06:32
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:I want to shed this body and become npc You would be Devoted Maisie 
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Feb 24, 2023 06:35
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Somehow I feel like I'd end up as the dog npc that has 3 variants of "woof"
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Feb 24, 2023 06:35
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Oops
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Feb 24, 2023 06:37
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deep dish peat moss posted:You would be Hunter Charles Bless
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Feb 24, 2023 06:38
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rodbeard posted:post You are most definitely Scheming Alda. 
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Feb 24, 2023 06:38
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I am a frontline manager in a call center, so I already *am* a meaningless NPC.
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Feb 24, 2023 07:10
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deep dish peat moss posted:You are most definitely Scheming Alda. Yes this is correct
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Feb 24, 2023 07:35
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You have quite a treasure there, in my Horadric pubes
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Feb 24, 2023 08:00
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Croccers posted:Be gay You sound like a Svelte Ramboni 
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Feb 24, 2023 08:14
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An ordinator from morrowind saying classic porn lines like "lemon stealing whore" or "but i poop from there"
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Feb 24, 2023 09:47
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Croccers posted:Be gay
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Feb 24, 2023 09:49
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Whatever I say, I say it to the NPC animals in town and in that voice we all talk to cute animals in. Yes, I am killable.
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Feb 24, 2023 09:50
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go on then
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Feb 24, 2023 11:58
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sign me up for an entry chief
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Feb 24, 2023 11:59
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ikanreed posted:Somehow I feel like I'd end up as the dog npc that has 3 variants of "woof" I am certain that you would be Oozing Otto. 
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Feb 25, 2023 03:53
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wheatpuppy posted:I am a frontline manager in a call center, so I already *am* a meaningless NPC. You 
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Feb 25, 2023 03:59
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Poast.
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Feb 25, 2023 04:01
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Vim Fuego posted:You have quite a treasure there, in my Horadric pubes This one is just a guess, but probably Plague-bearing Paulie. 
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Feb 25, 2023 04:04
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what. doth. life?
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Feb 25, 2023 04:04
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I'm already a meaningless NPC IRL.
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