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Phil walks into an S&M club in an abandoned hotel in Detroit's Cass Corridor. "I hear you have great Detroit style pizza here!" He says excitedly. The bartender looks at him, taking short, sharp draws off a crack laced blunt. "I dont know what the gently caress youre talking about" Phil, undeterred, nods happily whilst an obese man in a horse mask is whipped repeatedly as Ministry plays.
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this is some psyop poo poo cause feed phil just turned up on my recommended "feed"
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Mar 15, 2024 00:26
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numberoneposter posted:this is some psyop poo poo cause feed phil just turned up on my recommended "feed" Feed him
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Mar 15, 2024 00:44
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numberoneposter posted:this is some psyop poo poo cause feed phil just turned up on my recommended "feed" It’s too late to stop him…The Feedening has begun…
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Mar 15, 2024 13:31
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impressively evil season
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Mar 15, 2024 13:40
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I walked in on Phil sitting atop a pile of bones, feverishly gnawing away at one. He didn't notice me. At least I pray he didn't. Now it is all I see when I close my eyes...
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Mar 15, 2024 13:48
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Phil will eventually come for all of us…his hunger growing only more voracious with each bite, never full, never satiated. Soon all will be one within Phil’s churning guts until a new universe is shat anew.
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Mar 15, 2024 16:04
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i hadn't heard of phil before this thread. his story is incredible. check out his wiki if you haven't.
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Mar 15, 2024 19:33
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I’ve been telling you he’s bad news
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Mar 15, 2024 19:40
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Yeah I'm fan of Phil, you might even call me a Philanthropist.
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Mar 15, 2024 19:42
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https://youtu.be/sAc-Pm822tY?si=_CBkOjej3ICJYTVe This is my favourite scene from Everybody Loves Raymond
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Mar 16, 2024 14:26
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Poohs Packin posted:https://youtu.be/sAc-Pm822tY?si=_CBkOjej3ICJYTVe That's great but this is a thread for Phil's current hit project, Somebody Feed Phil. I'm sure TVIV has a great Everybody Loves Raymond Megathread.
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Mar 16, 2024 16:24
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Did anyone feed Phil this morning
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Mar 17, 2024 17:11
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I’m posting from Phil’s digestive tract right now
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Mar 17, 2024 17:18
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“For the love of god, Montresor… feed me!” — Phil, probably
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Mar 18, 2024 00:23
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Phil takes a bite out of a young server's hand, pulling his head back to reveal pure white eyes, his mouth dripping with blood and torn muscle tissue. "...OH YUMMY! Hey Richard, get over here and try this!" The camera pans over to his brother, taking a bite out of the pale server's shoulder. Green onions plays as a music bed and the scene fades to a flyover of Delaware. "The people you meet when you travel to a new place-
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egg_dog posted:Phil takes a bite out of a young server's hand, pulling his head back to reveal pure white eyes, his mouth dripping with blood and torn muscle tissue. "...OH YUMMY! Hey Richard, get over here and try this!" The camera pans over to his brother, taking a bite out of the pale server's shoulder. Green onions plays as a music bed and the scene fades to a flyover of Delaware. "The people you meet when you travel to a new place- Phil's hunger has been sated... for now.
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Mar 18, 2024 01:01
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I'm really enjoying Phil's new move this season of taking a bite, closing his eyes, and transcending to a new plane of enlightenment because the food is so good
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Mar 18, 2024 23:40
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Thought this was about DSP
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Bogus Adventure posted:Thought this was about DSP DSP is ripe to be consumed by the True Phil. He sucks at tekken.
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Mar 19, 2024 03:51
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I like how in the latest season Phil's wife and kid are always with him. It's a great way to get to claim your family vacation as a business expense.
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If you fed feed to Phil how much feed could a full Phil be fed?
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Mar 20, 2024 19:47
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As Somebody Feed Phil enters its seventh season, the cast and crew of the hit Netflix documentary hope it will be the last. "I can't believe it's gone on this long." said show director John Bedolis. "It's been seven seasons and we still haven't fed Phil." The documentary captures the harrowing saga of Phil Rosenthal as he travels the world in hopes of a meal. Barely alive after over 40 episodes and bound to a gurney, the crew shuttles the comatose Phil across the globe. John describes the experience: "It's wild. You'd think by now we would have fed him. We were in Argentina and we'd been invited to this villa for a huge barbeque. It was this huge, huge meal with all sorts of steak and I swear it was as soon as we finished throwing out the leftovers, one of the guys says 'oh poo poo, did somebody feed Phil?' And we look over and one of the crew had pushed him off to the side so we could get at the salads. It just went on like that." Even Phil's own family doesn't understand how it's got to this point. "It's a nightmare." Says Phil's wife Monica Horan. "Phil was so excited by this idea but look at him. It keeps happening. Last night we visited him at the hospital and somebody ate his tray. Why God? Why?" Despite his family's concerns, Phil, when concious is optimistic. "Boston. I hear they have chowder. I can't wait." croaked Phil as he slipped back into a coma. As of writing, Boston is experiencing a crippling seafood shortage, so chowder may be in short supply.
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Mar 20, 2024 21:15
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You think Phil ever boned Ray’s wife or maybe even Ray’s mom
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:You think Phil ever boned Ray’s wife or maybe even Ray’s mom The actor that played Ray's mom would have to hold him down while the actor that played Ray's wife would force sweatpants onto him while he kicked and laughed like a toddler.
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