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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


That loving rap sheet entry was right

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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BigBeefCity posted:

I hope that, once available, he can stroke my incredibly long nips

Why are they so long

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer

Jose Oquendo posted:

Did a bunch of Papa Ginos close? Last time I was up in Lowell MA I found out all the locations there suddenly closed overnight. I was just on their website and they still have them up there of course, but it seems to be fewer than I would have expected.

Not sure. The ones in Boston I know of are still there.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
You do not, on any occasion, "gotta hand it to" John schnatter

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

I once knew a man who was incredibly proud of his 3/4” long nipples. He taught me how to swim in very cold water.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
In a long distance phone call, "papa John" implores me to "touch his tooter", before launching onto a bizarre rant concerning pineapple on pizza

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Smugworth posted:

Why are they so long

for me to know and the rest of you to find out.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Anchovies

You but lord

anchovy!@@@@

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I think 25ish years ago I ordered a PJ's pineapple pepperoni with the garlic sauce and pepperoncini. It was pretty good then

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Anybody ever tried green goddess salad dressing? The color is bright green and comes from herbs but the flavor is almost entirely anchovy paste. I could see that going well on a simple table salad.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
On the real though I gently caress with that garlic souse

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


flubber nuts posted:

Can you please search for papa john nude xxx, please? My internets down and I need it for my masters thesis that's due TOMORROW. You can pm me the results thank you.

No problem, I hope you like erotica

Waste of Breath
Dec 30, 2021

I only know🧠 one1️⃣ thing🪨: I😡 want😤 to 🔪kill☠️… 😈Chaos😱… I need🥵 to. [TIME⏰ TO DIE☠️]
:same:

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Anybody ever tried green goddess salad dressing? The color is bright green and comes from herbs but the flavor is almost entirely anchovy paste. I could see that going well on a simple table salad.

My mom loved it so much she used it in her email address 30 years ago

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Anybody ever tried green goddess salad dressing? The color is bright green and comes from herbs but the flavor is almost entirely anchovy paste. I could see that going well on a simple table salad.

I've tried it a few times at a few different restaurants/dinner parties, and it's been different every time. Like notably different. And it was never particularly good.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I bet Papa John has never eaten a salad

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
PAPA FACTS:

John Schnatter is 90% wax by volume!

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Did you guys know that little Caesars cheese has literal sawdust in it

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I have never eaten a single Little Caesar's pizza in my entire life but I will believe every bad thing anybody says about Little Caesar's and nothing good anyone ever says about it.

500excf type r
Mar 7, 2013

I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

To be fair... posted:

Not sure. The ones in Boston I know of are still there.

They did, there's only one left in Connecticut lol

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

precision posted:

PAPA FACTS:

John Schnatter is 90% wax by volume!

The other 10% is racism. :eng101:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I'm getting a Domino's pizza with pineapple on it

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem

Applewhite posted:

I have never eaten a single Little Caesar's pizza in my entire life but I will believe every bad thing anybody says about Little Caesar's and nothing good anyone ever says about it.

The founder of little Caesar’s quietly paid Rosa Parks rent for over a decade

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
But still don’t buy little Caesar’s cuz he’s dead now and the pizzas are pretty bad

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

I have fond memories of Little Caesar's from my youth, but I fully believe that I would hate it as an adult. Kind of like Subway.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

The founder of little Caesar’s quietly paid Rosa Parks rent for over a decade

I'll believe nice things about the founder, but not about the pizza.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Real talk though, I've worked at the big 3 multiple locations each and papa John's has always been the least bullshit

But also the highest drug use

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Applewhite posted:

I'll believe nice things about the founder, but not about the pizza.

They say it's hot and ready and it really is always hot and ready.

Karma Comedian
Feb 2, 2012

Smugworth posted:

Why are they so long

A cow walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long nipples?"

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
a cow leaves a bar

the bartender says, 'see you later, ungulator!'

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