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I like pigeons a lot.
Did you know that every pigeon you see in the united states used to be somebody's pet? Until the mid-1900s, pigeons were seen as just sort of feral pets, maybe kinda like dogs in some countries. Then the mayor of New York decided to launch a hate campaign against pigeons, scapegoating them for general sanitation problems, and now all kinds of people think they're signs of filth. They're not! They're cool birds that high-five after orgasm!
Did you know that pigeons are technically immortal, as they are the 3d projections of a multidimensional organism that exists beyond our concept of time? Pretty crazy that people used to keep them as pets back in the day, once you know that.
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Pigeon feathers (specifically the long outer flight feathers) are used in traditional folk medicine to cure conditions like constipation. You gently insert one up your butthole and swizzle it around a bit. It tickles, but it'll make you poo poo real good so be ready.
(note: ideally the feather shouldn't still be attached to the pigeon)
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Mar 30, 2023 17:05
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- Sherbert Hoover
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did you know that famous pigeon lover bert and his friend ernie were named after the taxi driver/policeman combo from the classic movie Anal Pigeon Fuckfest 3?
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Mar 30, 2023 19:14
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did you know that famous pigeon lover bert and his friend ernie were named after the taxi driver/policeman combo from the classic movie Anal Pigeon Fuckfest 3?
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Mar 30, 2023 20:35
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My friend Crazy Eddie believes pigeons are bio-organic surveillance drones sent from the government. He's half right, they're actually from Amazon.
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Mar 30, 2023 20:39
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- Areola Grande
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it's a free country u pervs
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the only word that rhymes w/ pigeon is smidgen
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Fun fact, the word pigeon has not always been pronounced ˈpi-jən as we say it today. In fact, entomologically speaking the word wasn't originally associated with avian creatures at all. In its true form the word was a slang term loosely associated with the common pig, or swine (Sus domesticus) and was used as a unit of measure similar to the traditional unit "eon" for the length of time marking various breakout periods in the development of the Sus domesticus. These "pig" eons played a critical role in the cataloging and documenting of changes to the evolution of the Sus domesticus during the early 18th century. It wasn't until many decades later when pigs learned to fly that the term was applied to birds, with linguistic fluidity bringing about the inevitable change in pronunciation to the common "pigeon" that we use today. So when you look at a pigeon in the sky, remember that it only got there due to the hard work of evolution and the passage of time in the development of the Sus.
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- Buttchocks
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pigeons practice a form of martial art called beakata. Historically it was used in coordinated attacks on prey, and also trial by combat. It is still practiced by modern pigeons, although in urban centers it is typically performed ceremonially to distract citygoers while their pigeon accomplices steal food.
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Mar 31, 2023 12:56
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in the original pokemon game, the pig type evolution of eevee was called pigeon
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- Buttchocks
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pigeons can type 100 wpm, but insist on dvorak
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- canyoneer
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pigeons can type 100 wpm, but insist on dvorak
i have never seen a dvorak keyboard irl so that explains why i only see them hunt and peck
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doves and pigeons are the same bird family. But doves have better publicists
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The song Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks was actually written by a pigeon.
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The song Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks was actually written by a pigeon.
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pigeons are irrelevant and any facts about them are fun because the fact that they are irrelevant labels any fact about them unnecessary, so it is necessary that the facts about them be fun, because it is impossible that they are not.
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they got legs in all the right places
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Socrates was the name of Plato's pet pigeon.
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