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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I had a friend who's roommate had a "Porn for Women" calendar and it was just pictures of firefighters doing laundry and vacuuming.

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TRAINS
Feb 13, 2023

by vyelkin
where are the fuckin links i must ucm

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

TRAINS posted:

where are the fuckin links i must ucm

https://www.goatse.cx

SidneyIsTheKiller
Jul 16, 2019

I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter
in my grandmother's journal.

She wrote very detailed descriptions of her experiences...

Pug Rodeo posted:

Why did we drop the trailing ‘o’ from porno?

“I’m going to head home and watch a porno flick.” sounds so much more fun and light hearted than “Time to head down into my dark basement and watch some porn.”

Bring back the second O!

The way I see it "porno" refers to an individual instance while "porn" is the concept. So you can watch "a porn vid" or you can watch "a porno."

It's also fun to pluralize it like "pornos."

Edit: It should be "Pornos For Pyros," dammit.

TRAINS
Feb 13, 2023

by vyelkin

thanks

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Then the wetness his thrust his tongue deep into my rear end licking all of my anal walls He sucked and licked and slurped and tongued going from my ♥♥♥♥♥ to my rear end and then back up again he pressed deep down into my ♥♥♥♥♥ shaking his head and forth I felt the facial stubs all over my ♥♥♥♥♥ and it felt glorious he licked and flicked my clit and tongue ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my rear end till his face was covered in honeycomb honey ♥♥♥ after mopping up all the comb ♥♥♥ with his juicy tongue he pulled out his big long fat rear end ♥♥♥♥ and slapped me on my rear end with it rubbing it back and forth and back and forth across my brown hole

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

SidneyIsTheKiller posted:

Edit: It should be "Pornos For Pyros," dammit.

That's the Christmas fireplace channel.

Yeah, you burn you dirty log. Burn real good until we throw another log on top of you and *really* heat things up.

I can't cum until they start poking the wood with the fire poker... That's the good stuff.

dsf
Jul 1, 2004

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Then the wetness his thrust his tongue deep into my rear end licking all of my anal walls He sucked and licked and slurped and tongued going from my ♥♥♥♥♥ to my rear end and then back up again he pressed deep down into my ♥♥♥♥♥ shaking his head and forth I felt the facial stubs all over my ♥♥♥♥♥ and it felt glorious he licked and flicked my clit and tongue ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my rear end till his face was covered in honeycomb honey ♥♥♥ after mopping up all the comb ♥♥♥ with his juicy tongue he pulled out his big long fat rear end ♥♥♥♥ and slapped me on my rear end with it rubbing it back and forth and back and forth across my brown hole

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Then the wetness his thrust his tongue deep into my rear end licking all of my anal walls He sucked and licked and slurped and tongued going from my ♥♥♥♥♥ to my rear end and then back up again he pressed deep down into my ♥♥♥♥♥ shaking his head and forth I felt the facial stubs all over my ♥♥♥♥♥ and it felt glorious he licked and flicked my clit and tongue ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my rear end till his face was covered in honeycomb honey ♥♥♥ after mopping up all the comb ♥♥♥ with his juicy tongue he pulled out his big long fat rear end ♥♥♥♥ and slapped me on my rear end with it rubbing it back and forth and back and forth across my brown hole

That's a recipe for a yeast infection

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Valko posted:

There are times when I have stumbled into the "for women" sections of porn sites and some of the thumbnails and descriptions were so nasty I just had to assume a gang of misogynistic trolls had targeted the site. Before any woman jumps down my throat about this, if you had seen it, you would think the same thing.

The misogynistic trolls here are the people who make the porn, mostly. That label is usually controlled by the uploaders.

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Porn for Women is security camera footage of dudes buying their wives purses at Louis Vuitton.

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