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imo there’s too much porn these days. when I was a kid there was one type of porn and it was censored and we liked it that way. now there’s like what 10 kinds of porn? smdh and the porn that’s out there isn’t even sexy. I could sculpt a crude statue that has more sex appeal than most of the porn out there. a lot more sex appeal. people would be lining up around the driveway to have sex with my statue. real sodom and gomorrrah poo poo. like for real that is all
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I appreciate the amount of porn out there because it allows for an incredibly granular level of self discovery, letting you know exactly what makes you gently caress ready Imagine the old days where you saw something crazy specific that made you pop a boner and then chasing that high forever because it was so niche. Now if you're horny for willow tree knotholes you can fap to foliage until your bark turns smooth
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DPPH ,,, Unless!
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Songbearer posted:I appreciate the amount of porn out there because it allows for an incredibly granular level of self discovery, letting you know exactly what makes you gently caress ready The Woods Porn Principle.
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Apr 5, 2023 08:04
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where is chinatown
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:where is chinatown Died in the porn mines on Jackit-69 in the Slam Sector. Poor fool.
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ASIAN STREET MEAT DOT COM (These five rings combined, im summoning chinatown. Dont gently caress this up)
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PinheadSlim posted:Died in the porn mines on Jackit-69 in the Slam Sector. Poor fool. rip chinatown
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:where is chinatown This guy doesn't get it. Deep inside Seka.
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I never had a stepsister or stepmom so I can’t relate to the modern pornography landscape.
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Szyznyk posted:I never had a stepsister or stepmom so I can’t relate to the modern pornography landscape. I hear ya buddy, and my actual sister isn't even hot! I dont have a sister ok
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Apr 5, 2023 09:49
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The algorithm encourages incest in an attempt to preserve the white race. It'll be all inbred and hosed up, but that's how they made pugs and everyone likes those.
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Remember in the olden days when people would wear those long coats and the fancy hats, and drive those fancy cars around. I don't remember. But it would be cool if society was more fancy and less inclined to wank to weirdo poo poo on the internet.
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Porn gives young women totally unrealistic expectations of how quickly a plumber will turn up.
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Bar Patron posted:Remember in the olden days when people would wear those long coats and the fancy hats, and drive those fancy cars around. I don't remember. But it would be cool if society was more fancy and less inclined to wank to weirdo poo poo on the internet. I have horrible news about people from the past and their fetishes 
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In the old days people used to just say how do you do and shake the dick as a sign of greeting and walk away. Now its a 24 hour milking session from Greta Minxx who is some German lady Didn't we beat them in the war? What the hell is wrong!??? Some patriotic Civil War porn https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2LbzkoVQ2EQ Wee fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Apr 5, 2023 |
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:ASIAN that sounds like delicious food tbh
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pornographic materials
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ever notice how there's no such thing as a "pornograph" like nobody has ever said "I saw a great pornograph the other day"
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Pontificating rear end posted:ever notice how there's no such thing as a "pornograph" like nobody has ever said "I saw a great pornograph the other day" Let me take this porn off your hands and play it on the pornograph so we can all enjoy it.
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pornography is the study of porn
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Pornograph is what you could code into your graphical calculator
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kntfkr posted:pornography is the study of porn Wouldn't that be pornology?
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Pontificating rear end posted:ever notice how there's no such thing as a "pornograph" like nobody has ever said "I saw a great pornograph the other day" look at this pornograph every time I do it makes me fap
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ElectricSheep posted:look at this pornograph pornograph, I don’t want your pornograph, I don’t need your pornograph, all i got is a pornograph and it’s not enough
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Terminator Sex (1991, AK 6TFOURCE and Crystaal Media Present, a Master P NO LIMITS PRODUCTION.) "So you get it nice and relaxed, then you just scratch it back and forth"
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Pontificating rear end posted:ever notice how there's no such thing as a "pornograph" like nobody has ever said "I saw a great pornograph the other day" Don't worry bud. I got ya. 
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Back in my day, we got our porn from squinting hard at the scraggly lines of unsubscribed late night cable TV Cinemax and we LIKED it
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true story time. so the first like, porn clip I saw I discovered while clicking around the familiy computer one day in the early 2000's, I was like 11 or 12 or so. my sister must have downloaded it and not hidden it very well. point is, this, the first porn clip I saw, was an asian couple doing it in like an operating room setting I guess? the lady was in the doggystyle position but the dude was doing a handstand and like plunging it in from that position even at the time I was too busy trying to figure out how and why to be any kind of aroused by it
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point is that has to be another kind of porn all its own so there like, at least 11 types of porn
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Pontificating rear end posted:ever notice how there's no such thing as a "pornograph" like nobody has ever said "I saw a great pornograph the other day" One of the most famous stereotypical french singer/songwriter, the kind that plays in cafes that go for a Parisian vibe, has a song that playfully goes "I'm the pornograph of the phonograph".
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There's so much porn that by my calculations everyone on earth has been in at least 2 pornos. Except me! What the hell?!
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A pornucopia on your phone
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Songbearer posted:I appreciate the amount of porn out there because it allows for an incredibly granular level of self discovery, letting you know exactly what makes you gently caress ready Ol’ Treebeard here finally getting hasty
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