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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
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How should I defend against the man with the golden claws?
A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick
B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die.
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Gatto Grigio
Feb 9, 2020

 Oh, it’s you! I didn’t recognize you without crap in your pants!

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Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
I could dance like that... if I felt like it.

* # ? Apr 8, 2023 10:44
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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
The deleted scenes really make me want a director's cut


"They're french!"
"Stinky pits and all babbeeee"

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Oct 12, 2009

 Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement with taco bell

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
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