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How should I defend against the man with the golden claws?
A, quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw, then take him out with a spinning back-kick
B, take the claw in the face, then roll on the ground, and die.
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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
My rear end

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Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!
https://twitter.com/tim_the_illest/status/1641247746035183618?s=46&t=X1cTYfcHZxBSw77YEynx2A

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

But...isn't Betty a GIRL'S name??

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
A tiny net is a death sentence. It's a net and it's tiny.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

nothing much dog whats owl with you??

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i get it but for the people that dont how bout you explain the joke

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
chicken go cluck cluck
cow go moo
piggy go oink oink
how bout you

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Hmmmm should have gone with a

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




that's not what i got op, i got something else

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Lmao I'm stealing this one

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
My finger points

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
my nipples look like milk duds

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
We are both ventriloquists
And we practice every day!

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Thats a lot of Nuts!

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
weo weo weo weo weo

WEEEO WEO WEO WEO WEO

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

I'm really sorry, your avatar is giving me a boner and while that is perfectly OK and I don't want to kink shame anyone, its making me feel really weird getting a boner in a Trump thread.

Sincerely,

Jailbrekr
Want the screenshot of beavis & bhead doing this

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
A spring chicken!
Wait...

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

he spends his time at the top of a waterfall

SWINGING A CHAIN

Dial A For Awesome
May 23, 2009
A hoot and scoot.

Government Handjob
Nov 1, 2004

Gudbrandsglasnost
College Slice
We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Halo and dinner was the answer.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
About three fiddy

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Government Handjob posted:

We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke.

KING EGG
Dec 1, 2000

Saturday is "Treat Day"
Good morning, Mrs. rear end, good morning!
Welcome to this day, you've an rear end!
Shine it on, shine it on us
Shine your beautiful rear end, baby --
cast its luminous glow over all of creation!
(Chorus) My dog's name is Mrs. rear end (Sing it, Mrs. rear end!)
:If you don't like that, you can kiss my rear end!
:Bright light shines from the rear end of my dog, Mrs. rear end
:It's gonna burn a hole through your drat fat rear end!
My cold hands touch her bottom
She begins to cry
I hold up Mrs. rear end and point her bottom toward the sky
The light, brighter than the brightest star
The brightest rear end in the universe by far!
The light, the light, the beautiful wonderful light;
it will set this world afire!!
And it dwells within the rear end of Mrs. rear end.
And it dwells within the rear end of my dog, Mrs. rear end!
(Chorus)
There is nothing in the world worth more to me than the rear end of my dog, Mrs.
rear end.
There is nothing worth the equal or more amount than that compared to my dog's
rear end of Mrs. rear end in the world today or evermore!
Heigh ho, Mrs. rear end! Where'd you get an rear end like that?
That is a mighty fine rear end!
Heigh ho, Mrs. rear end! Mrs. rear end, you're an rear end!
Go cram a dog up your rear end!

Gimmick Poster
Aug 29, 2006
Don't look at your carpet; I drew something awful on it
A tug on a bird.

Super Waffle
Sep 25, 2007

I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM
Taco Bell, Taco Bell!
Product placement for Taco Bell!
Enchirito, Taco, Burrito!

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
I thought really hard about an actual punchline for this last night and it pissed me off I couldn't come up with one, got loving pissed and still am

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
The Aristocrats!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Konar posted:

I thought really hard about an actual punchline for this last night and it pissed me off I couldn't come up with one, got loving pissed and still am

A 21st century "Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Third base!

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
https://youtu.be/PdwgJa2GaF0

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

In 2013, Joe Piscopo was inducted into the New Jersey Hall of Fame

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
It is a bad bad plan, that will hurt many people, that are good. I think it's so great because it's so bad

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

I'm bleeding, making me the victor!

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
swinging the chain, swinging the chain

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ill never give up hope for the sequel. Ever. never ever.

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



take a close look. cause i rule baby

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Konar posted:

I thought really hard about an actual punchline for this last night and it pissed me off I couldn't come up with one, got loving pissed and still am

A hoot and a holler

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