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MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

They're trying to pull a dent out of her rear end!

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

MackAddie posted:

They're trying to pull a dent out of her rear end!

It’ll buff right out

DemonDarkhorse
Nov 5, 2011

It's probably not tobacco. You just need to start wiping front-to-back from now on.
:gary:

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010


Right woman: "we all knew the technology had limits."

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
If you slip the technician an extra $20 she'll put a 3rd cup right in the middle, you didn't hear this from me

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Avatar material

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I will operate the tube

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Eh gently caress it

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Eh gently caress it

lol

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

This seems like an even worse idea than doing the same on breasts

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Personally I don’t think suction cups belong on any body parts but I will fight to the death for someone’s right to do so

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

I'm a suction cup traditionalist. They belong only on genitalia, as the founding fathers intended.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
running a high powered vacuum on your butthole seems like the best way to get hemorrhoids. some people are probably into that.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp
me @ ur posts

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Eh gently caress it

hell yeah

MackAddie
Jul 10, 2001

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Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.


Seriously considering changing my name to DISCOUNT BUTT SUCK and using this for an avatar. An amazing picture.

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal
I don't think there's a big enough vacuum to lift my rear end.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Can I get one of those cups right over my nutsack? Kind of want to feel what it’s like to have my balls literally explode.

OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017

Augustus Snodgrass posted:

I don't think there's a big enough vacuum to lift my rear end.

Largest vacuum I know is space. You must be pretty fat.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Could this device theoretically work on my boing-loings?

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Depends on the definition of "work."

a starchy tuber
Sep 9, 2002

hi yes I'm very normal

OB-GYN Kenobi posted:

Largest vacuum I know is space. You must be pretty fat.

sounds like a lot of work for a butt lift. no thanks

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Want that picture stylized as a renaissance painting, Caravaggio style

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwAdUC-QFaw

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

$49??? And to think that I've been sucking on butt cheeks for free this whole time! <:mad:>

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




could this design be used on the balls i wonder?

e: beaten, maybe, don’t know what a boing loing is

flubber nuts posted:

Could this device theoretically work on my boing-loings?

Bad Purchase fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Apr 12, 2023

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Prof. Crocodile posted:

$49??? And to think that I've been sucking on butt cheeks for free this whole time! <:mad:>

Sucks to suck

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

flubber nuts posted:

Could this device theoretically work on my boing-loings?

:balldo:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Smugworth posted:

Sucks to suck

keep putting in the hours and you'll make manager someday. keep that chin up

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.

N. Senada posted:

Make sure to look at all the faces in this








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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Bad Purchase posted:

could this design be used on the balls i wonder?

e: beaten, maybe, don’t know what a boing loing is

we could try it together :shobon:

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