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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

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Nice Van My Man
Jan 1, 2008

Not after what it did to my dick

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
$49 is not a bad deal for a butt suck

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I will french kiss the butt of the person who makes the 176th post in this thread

Akratic Method
Mar 9, 2013

It's going to pay off eventually--I'm sure of it.

Any day now.

DISCOUNT BUTT SUCK

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Fuction Cups

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



i'd buy it

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
It's only $49??

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Nah just pump 'em full of silly cone, try any construction site for a freebie

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Come on lucky 176

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
please do not let ye see these ads for cosmetic butt stuff

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Butt doctor, I

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

you'd be a fool not to take that deal

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Heck I know some people who would pay $49 to have their butt lifted by hands, and a vaccuum is probably twice as efficient

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Blood is stored in the butt.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Akratic Method posted:

DISCOUNT BUTT SUCK

This would be a good username ngl

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Smugworth posted:

Come on lucky 176

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
The opposite of this would be a pressurized nut lowering :science:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Devils Affricate posted:

The opposite of this would be a pressurized nut lowering :science:

ain't nobody gonna pay for that

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Suck a bigger rear end out of my rear end.

MEIN RAVEN
Oct 7, 2008

Gutentag Mein Raven

I’ll try anything once. Especially if it involves butts

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Suck a bigger rear end out of my rear end.

A sequence of butts being sucked out of the original butt, each butt larger than the last.

Like matryoshka dolls in reverse. Nesting butts!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
vaccum suck the poo poo directly out of my own rear end in a top hat

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

Chinatown posted:

vaccum suck the poo poo directly out of my own rear end in a top hat

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I tried to vacuum all the blood out of my farts and I passed out.

GEEKABALL
May 30, 2011

Throw out your hands!!
Stick out your tush!!
Hands on your hips
Give them a push!!
Fun Shoe
I tried lifting a vacuum with my buttocks, it didn’t work.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

GEEKABALL posted:

I tried lifting a vacuum with my buttocks, it didn’t work.

I tried lifting a vacuum with my frail arms and I passed out.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
This thread…..
…..
…..
……SUCKS!!! :grin:

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
Sucks to your assmar

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Lift my rear end with a vacuum
This is a weird resort

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
so its like a buccal fat removal for your rear end

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






The Fattest PI posted:

so its like a buccal fat removal for your rear end

No, it's more like giving your rear end a giant hickey

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
But what happens if there’s no cushion for the pushin?

Bloopsy
Jun 1, 2006

you have been visited by the Tasty Garlic Bread. you will be blessed by having good Garlic Bread in your life time, but only if you comment "ty garlic bread" in the thread below
The looser the wasteband the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read.

Konar
Dec 14, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
Lol

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007


Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Idgi it'll just bruise your butt? This is like cupping but with more technology.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Nice Van My Man posted:

Not after what it did to my dick

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
nasty rear end vacuum fuckers

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted

Make sure to look at all the faces in this

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