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Tite Barnacle posted:They don't sell gallons tho. I generally piss in a Powerade bottle and on the floor and wherever I happen to be. I piss in a big bed with my wife
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Private Cumshoe posted:I have a private sewer in my orifice this is the way to go.
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I don't wipe my rear end at work, you don't know what someone else has done to the toilet paper
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I don't wipe my rear end at work, you don't know what someone else has done to the toilet paper This is smart. I hear a lot of sickos go around wiping their rear end with that stuff.
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Apr 18, 2023 06:05
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there's poo on the toilet paper because of all the flushing and farting
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Let me tell you what your co-workers are too polite to tell you. Your breath stink, OP. OP out here like “Why are all my coworkers always brushing their teeth around me? Why do I keep finding tubes of toothpaste on my desk?” It’s a hint, take it.
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bossy lady posted:I piss in a big bed with my wife That's a bridge a bit too far. No pissing on the bed. That's what the Powerade bottles are for.
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Private Cumshoe posted:there's poo on the toilet paper because of all the flushing and farting mixing my coworkers poo with my poo is a powerful team building exercise. this is why i dont believe in working from home.
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bossy lady posted:I piss in a big bed with my wife
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Apr 18, 2023 06:58
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There are tunnels underneath my work where huge manlike creatures crawl and dwell and they are called Boodihole Fuggaz. We keep getting killed by them. It's like a Morlocs type situation.
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just lol if you dont have little birds come and clean your teeth for you also im a crocodile
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Are we one of the animals that have super toxic bites like komodo dragons? If a human bites you then you need to go to hospital and have that wound cleaned out professionally right?
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This is super common in Asia.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Are we one of the animals that have super toxic bites like komodo dragons? If a human bites you then you need to go to hospital and have that wound cleaned out professionally right? I mean have you tried biting an person/animal, than following them around for three days until they die or not? Like as long as you still have your teeth, this is something you should be able to do your own research on pretty easily
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I'm not going to try to murder someone just to see if I can. That's how serial killers get started.
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Apr 18, 2023 09:39
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Well that's the difference between you and komodo dragons I guess. I know which of you I'd hire to work retail. 
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Seems like a good idea to me. Keeping your teeth clean at work means you get to save time getting ready in the morning.Funky See Funky Do posted:Whose teeth are they? Forum's dying.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I'm not going to try to murder someone just to see if I can. That's how serial killers get started. You can always bite yourself or a subordinate
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I was told I need to floss more so I'm thinking about doing it with those little disposable picks after lunch. Is that acceptable
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Only if you like microplastic in you're teeth
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Kinda wish I had some floss rn
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i brush my rear end at work
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numberoneposter posted:i brush my rear end at work After or before the teeth?
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