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AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
Just taking their little toothbrushes out of their precious little dental kits and brushing their teeth like 4 feet from where I'm taking a poo poo. Bunch of freaks if you ask me.

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sure okay
Apr 7, 2006





AKA Pseudonym posted:

Just taking their little toothbrushes out of their precious little dental kits and brushing their teeth like 4 feet from where I'm taking a poo poo. Bunch of freaks if you ask me.

You poo poo in my home bathroom???

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I brush my teeth in the office 2X a day but my office has its own bathroom and shower attached

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

I brush my teeth in my car during my commute.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Driving while brushing that's a serious offense 🚔

Lt. Cock
May 28, 2005

INCOMING!
A guy I work with changes his socks out for fresh socks about four times a day

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

The dude who brushes his teeth at work is always a loving weirdo

Dr. Gojo Shioji
Apr 22, 2004

I had Invisalign a while back, and you pretty much have to brush your teeth as soon as you're done eating if you don't want to have cavities in all of your teeth. Although I stopped brushing my teeth at work as soon as I was done with Invisalign because, as you indicated, it is kinda awkward.

I also recall sales guys brushing their teeth after lunch because they were client-facing and didn't want to accidentally have a sales pitch with food in their teeth.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's just an excuse to spend more time in the bathroom while being paid to do so. actually they're geniuses op

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Boss gets a dollar while I get a dime
That's why I brush my teeth on company time

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

lol if you brush your teeth ever. plaque forms a protective layer over teeth keeping them pristine.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I brush my teeth in the shower at work some days, OP.

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
I don't even wipe my rear end at work. Saving that for when I'm home

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

OP is clearly an American, where the average shared toilet situation makes music festival toilets look like a well appointed hotel.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




just take your teeth out to clean them, put 'em in a cup

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I brush my dick at work

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Lt. Cock posted:

A guy I work with changes his socks out for fresh socks about four times a day

don't judge this guy, clean socks are one of the little joys of life. Brand new ones are even better. And maybe he's got sweaty yuckfeet.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I brush my dick at work

like with a bore brush? pretty good idea actuallyt

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
I dont brush my teeth or have a job OP

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

don't judge this guy, clean socks are one of the little joys of life.

Yea that guy is really living

Only thing better than fresh socks is new socks.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwDvBa3aLxU

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

that g ova there posted:

I dont brush my teeth or have a job OP

Damnit efb. I don't have even have teeth. Well, not my own teeth.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Whose teeth are they?

Also what's up with the forums right now? Another outbreak of drama?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Lol at brushing your teeth. Just eat carrots, noobs.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Brushing coworkers > bad breath coworkers

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

I eat a lot of roasted garlic at work.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

bossy lady posted:

I eat a lot of roasted garlic at work.

When you sit down to a fine breakfast of curried fish with a nice West Indian family, it pays to keep at least a few minty stimudents in your center console.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Just taking their little toothbrushes out of their precious little dental kits and brushing their teeth like 4 feet from where I'm taking a poo poo. Bunch of freaks if you ask me.

I believe the latest professional recommendation is to brush only two times a day, so your work colleagues might be wearing out their tooth enamel.

In any case, you could fart as much as possible while their mouths are open. Then laugh.

BoosterDuck
Mar 2, 2019

Beachcomber posted:

Brushing coworkers > bad breath coworkers

coworkers with altoids > both of those

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit

Szyznyk posted:

When you sit down to a fine breakfast of curried fish with a nice West Indian family, it pays to keep at least a few minty stimudents in your center console.

If you eat curried fish and put a mint in your suppository that cures all smells

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I brush my tongue on your mom, OP

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I have a private bathroom in my office OP, so I'm not worried about you making GBS threads there

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I have a private sewer in my orifice

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
I mean year, You're meant to be brushing other peoples teeth at work not your own.

Whole bunch of none team players if you ask me.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Private Cumshoe posted:

I brush my tongue on your mom, OP

It looks like that made you shoot your bolt, Private Cumshoe, and then you stepped in it!

Pro-tip: Take off your shoes before licking people's moms.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

People who eat their poo poo at work

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Nooner posted:

I have a private bathroom in my office OP, so I'm not worried about you making GBS threads there

mountain dew or gatorade bottle?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


AKA Pseudonym posted:

Just taking their little toothbrushes out of their precious little dental kits and brushing their teeth like 4 feet from where I'm taking a poo poo. Bunch of freaks if you ask me.

So you work from home OP? :smug:

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

bossy lady posted:

mountain dew or gatorade bottle?
They don't sell gallons tho. I generally piss in a Powerade bottle and on the floor and wherever I happen to be.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

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