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an inflatable butt plug? this has never been attempted in such a short timeframe, especially with the size requirement. i really doubt he's going to be able to quench it in time
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Arriving at Roundtable Hold you hear the comforting squelch of Smithing Master Hewg working away echo from the next room.
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 "Dicksmiths, In this round the challengers must create a dildo with a mass of between 1 and 3 pounds with a total effective girth of no less than 1 ½ inches in diameter and a total length, including the tang, of between 7 and 11 inches. And as if this wasn't challenging enough , we have an extra challenge for you..." *Metallic clang* *Commercial bumper of a dildo being branded with the title of the show* "And as if this wasn't challenging enough , we have an extra challenge for you..." *Reaction shots of everyone looking shocked*    "Your 'do needs to be capable of blasting a cum at least 9 feet, with the farthest shot automatically being granted entrance to the next round" * Confessional*  Devon: I've tried making one of these in the home shop once or twice , but never managed to get it right, so Im hoping I'm able to get it right today "...farthest shot automatically being granted entrance to the next round, gentlemen, before you is an assortment of tools , materials and fake cums. You have 3 hours" 
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"Looking at these fracture lines, I'm worried that the base will de-laminate and not even Doug will be able to pull it back out. It just doesn't feel safe to continue so I'm afraid your challenge stops here."
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Apr 21, 2023 14:48
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*quenches 2kg of white hot PVC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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 "Oh now he's going back in for a second quench. You think that's a good idea?" "Not at all. If you're not hard after you stick it in the first time, you're not gonna get harder the second time, or the third time, or the fourth. All you're doing there is making it more likely that something goes really wrong." "I just hope he's not using water for this, at that size you'll really want some oil."
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yo i'm not lying when I say this I was on that show i went home first  ask me what its like to touch doug
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"I don't know Shane's got the creativity to make it through the fantasy round. This is supposed to be the dicksmiths' chance to go absolutely nuts. We're supposed to be seeing some really mind-bending, rear end-bending out-there stuff right now. Jaxson is working on a functional xenomorph dildo with a head that opens up to reveal a smaller telescoping head. This? This is just a dog dick." "There's no such thing as 'just' a dog dick, though. We're talking about a bona fide classic, there's a lot of deep history there. The other dicksmiths may have more bells and whistles on their fantasy creations, but there's something to be said to about taking something iconic and executing it beautifully. Just look at that exquisite knot. Most people barely know how it works or what it really looks like, they just read it once in an Omegaverse fic. This is a guy who knows his way around a dog dildo and now he's found his stage to share that with the world."
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Gotta say: I'm not personally a fan of those fantasy designs, a simple smooth shaft was all my great grandpa ever needed and it is all that I need. That said, it's impossible to dismiss the craftsmanship of this piece. Can you zoom on this bump here? It has been lightly sanded to add textural definition.
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BadTitude posted:yo i'm not lying when I say this I was on that show dire dildo flails are out of season, what did you expect
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Good flared base on this one
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Today i'm gonna forge the buster sword of dildos
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Colonel Cancer posted:dire dildo flails are out of season, what did you expect yeah I tried to make anal beads but it didnt sway them. for real tho I had to change my tshirt 3 times before filming because im a sweaty goon and the little production dude was mad at me am i famous now season 8 episode 10 "russian spetnaz" i was the sweaty goon in the blue shirt
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Unfortunately with your dildo suffering a catastrophic failure in the penetration test, we cannot test it any further.
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Here I was considering locking this dumb thread
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Deki posted:Unfortunately with your dildo suffering a catastrophic failure in the penetration test, we cannot test it any further. I never imagined an rear end could clench that hard. I have to rethink things, and I feel really bad for Mr. Johnson and hope he has a speedy recovery from the ripping and tearing.
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Jestery posted:Here I was considering locking this dumb thread this guy couldn't forge his rear end out of a wet dental dam
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BadTitude posted:yeah I tried to make anal beads but it didnt sway them. I like how there are two sweaty contestants in blue shirts, but it's immediately apparent who the goon is
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BadTitude posted:yeah I tried to make anal beads but it didnt sway them. Oh poo poo watching this immediately
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BadTitude posted:yeah I tried to make anal beads but it didnt sway them. the cracks and delaminations? unacceptable how is your home forge? do you have a big blu
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BadTitude posted:yeah I tried to make anal beads but it didnt sway them. it explains the av, lol
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BadTitude posted:yo i'm not lying when I say this I was on that show gently caress yes. how strong was his grip???
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Great British throwdown but it's dongs It's just so beautiful, the way you have put that design in, I just want to use it
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PokeJoe posted:the cracks and delaminations? unacceptable ill crack and delaminate your rear end in a top hat >:{ Jestery posted:I like how there are two sweaty contestants in blue shirts, but it's immediately apparent who the goon is this was my glamour shot that was the netflix splash screen for a little i suck at making metal dongs edit- also filming during covid was dumb i couldnt really touch doug BadTitude fucked around with this message at 10:51 on Apr 22, 2023 |
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Now he’s made a crucial mistake, he’s filled the rear end with beads, but didn’t fill the gaps with lube. Without extra lube to fill the negative space, there’ll definitely be voids and delams in there. It’s gonna be a nightmare getting that thing out.
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today's challenge is to forge a toy that will bring notable assman Kirk Johnson to his knees
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"This is an exquisite looking  , so round, smooth skin, and a perfect star. But inside that hole is a world of misery and pain that left our expert needing medical attention. There's just an incredible mismatch of form and function.""You say that, but I had a go and kinda enjoyed it."
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Doug:"The detail work on this flail is great and this etching on the leather.." Jethro: "Sissy slapper?" Doug: "Yes , it's just beautifully put in there, diamontes and everything is there significance to you in that phrase?" Will: Now in these trials , form is secondary to function and we have a real mother of a test for you today....BRING IN THE GIMP"
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"Now we have Jeffs double donged wonder and unfortunately the second dong has come in under parameters." "The word you are looking for is chode."
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Flexible is good. Great even, but what you've made is a limp noodle.
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 [/url]"This design started off well, and felt great, but once lubed up i just feel like I'm going to have my hand slide onto the shaft. I felt confident continuing but I wasn't able to really thurst as hard as I am physically capable of"  "I knew that I should have put a suction cup on the bottom, but by the time I realised my mistake it was too late" Jestery fucked around with this message at 11:57 on Apr 23, 2023 |
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*at the dildo booth at the Dewey, Oklahoma farmers market* "Yeah I've been forging dildos for, 5 months now? Got a swet propane forge I made with cinder blocks and a tank of Blue Rhino. Yeah guess you call me a "hot shot" now. This dude on the ForgeForum I think he's a hollywood big shot. Asked if I could compete on his show. Prize is $10,000 when I win. Finally gonna blow this popcicle stand. Later, losers"
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So he done made a dildo out of a soft aluminum alloy, as an artistic statement. Said he wanted a dilz that would gradually warp out of shape with the lovin' , really makes one think.
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I know you wanted shiny, I know you wanted weight, I know you wanted metallic lustre. But this is little more than a condom filled with liquid mercury. You've even included flakes of gold leaf to weaken the membrane with micro-cuts. One firm squeeze on this monster and your colon becomes an EPA superfund site.
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"there is a lot of mass in their piece, which is great for an initial strike, but it really puts you off balance for the follow up"
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"In the suction-cup test, Doug will attempt to scale this wall using just upper body strength and the power of your two matched dongs."
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BadTitude posted:ill crack and delaminate your rear end in a top hat >:{ My lady and I 100% like this show and I’m going to 100% look up that episode now. Good on you for being on it man. I know your put your heart and soul into that san mai steel butt plug.
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we will now test your homemade dongs, the first test is the fleshlight pound and stretch, followed by the cumshot bullseye and finally the dreaded cock chop
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