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Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
:synpa:

chess is for nerds

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MuadDib Atreides
Apr 22, 2023

by Fluffdaddy

MuadDib Atreides posted:




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Took quite a tumble bro!

for the new page

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


didn't even see any of these supposed grand masters use the bongcloud opening as well

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Bobby Fisher

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


call me bongy fischer cos im high as hell and i'm playing the bongcloud yeehaw

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
i've only played 2 games online and won both of them, got a 1100 rating and cashed my chips, no way am i letting that house of cards fall down

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's got to suck playing a 1v1 sport where you have to look at your opponent for 4-6 hours a day for 14 loving days to figure out which one of you is better. Imagine if the 2 players despised each other.

They also spend like half their games just trying to get to a draw instead of trying to win, bunch of bullshit.

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Ralph Crammed In posted:

Chesslaslovakia

Um actually these days it's called the Check Republic.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
If chess draws so much doesn't that mean it sucks tho, like as a game

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
Chess is kind of like Jazz. The only people who give a poo poo are those who play.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:

Chess is kind of like Jazz. The only people who give a poo poo are those who play.

Lol this is a pretty good analogy

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Any exciting anal beading going on this year like last year?

Pac and Cheese
Oct 29, 2010

gotta walk fast
all this slander on hans niemann just for pursuing pleasure during a chess match, so regressive, can't stand it

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i play blitz on my phone when im drunk. i think my rating is like 150

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

AARD VARKMAN posted:

i play blitz on my phone when im drunk. i think my rating is like 150

Holy poo poo someone worse than me exists

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
id probably do better if i knew how to checkmate

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Goons not knowing how to mate isn't news

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lol

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


AARD VARKMAN posted:

id probably do better if i knew how to checkmate

If you're playing blitz all you gotta do is last longer than the other guy and you effectively get the mate.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


I didn't know Chess was 3 player at the pro level. What color does the Kazakh guy play, orange?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ikanreed posted:

Goons not knowing how to mate isn't news

Lol

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Oct 26, 2022

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MuadDib Atreides posted:

Literally can’t get over how ugly and slapdash this is

turn your monitor on

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