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Gonna need a valet named Chauncey who can wipe asses and bring some f*cking class to the place. Note: I'll pay him extra to answer to "Chauncey" 
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May 7, 2023 03:33
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*throws his daily medication on the floor * gently caress you! Gimme the good poo poo!
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By popular demand posted:*throws his daily medication on the floor * you know they don’t make quualudes anymore, please take your heart meds.
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May 7, 2023 04:28
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Way back when we used to talk about "goonhaus" and we were all gonna live in this like 12 room mansion or something. Also there was a series of incredibly detailed enormous images that people worked on collectively for probably years? I have no idea how long that's been abandoned and if its still hosted anywhere.
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May 7, 2023 04:34
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Video game arcade full of the best video games of the '70s-90s. Also a bunch of cool pinball games. Bowling alley. Stocked fishin' pond (or just build the whole thing on a lake or river).
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May 7, 2023 04:53
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A paid, professional goatman whose only job is to surprise us with his gape when we open doors throughout the day.
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May 7, 2023 05:11
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Vampire Panties posted:Just a shitload of old awkward dudes high as loving kites 24/7 Christ I hope so. Check https://www.wbay.com/2023/05/07/green-bay-police-advises-avoid-ray-nitschke-memorial-bridge-car-drove-off-into-water/ this out; oopsie daisie 
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May 7, 2023 06:12
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Charles Bukowski posted:Way back when we used to talk about "goonhaus" and we were all gonna live in this like 12 room mansion or something. Also there was a series of incredibly detailed enormous images that people worked on collectively for probably years? I have no idea how long that's been abandoned and if its still hosted anywhere. http://web.archive.org/web/20130416221448/http://www.goontower.com/ or 
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May 7, 2023 07:30
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That's Friggin rad!
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May 7, 2023 13:56
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Chief McHeath posted:bro did you know if you put sharpie on a dry erase board then write over it with a dry erase marker then erase it the sharpie part erases too What?!? Guess I’m gonna have to find another lovely job that makes me come into an office so that I can try this on their dry erase boards. Edit: I guess I don’t have to. I just confirmed with wikihow. I was just looking for an excuse to “accidentally” vandalize stuff at my next miserable job because they don’t give a poo poo about employees at my level. Guess I’ll have to fall back on letting my supervisors know which ways the company is breaking employment law with their shittiness. Bored fucked around with this message at 02:27 on May 8, 2023 |
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May 8, 2023 02:22
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We need a person to transfer our one and only cabled printer from room to room to connect to our linux computers.
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May 8, 2023 13:52
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Aspirational cumvase to remind them of their youthful days when they could still fill it. Now it's purely ornamental though.
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May 8, 2023 13:54
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Fridays are pizza night, personally prepared by the Mestre
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May 8, 2023 14:08
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i'm gonna skip movie night it's fuckin anime again 
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May 8, 2023 14:56
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All the tvs play naruto 24/7 or whatever trash protogoons gobbled up in primordial oceans in their youth
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May 8, 2023 20:13
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I’m going to make a thread called “ventilator goop”
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May 8, 2023 20:31
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Will there be stairs in our retirement home?
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atomicpile posted:Will there be stairs in our retirement home? “Do you have a stair lift in your house?”  I am protected
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May 8, 2023 21:23
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I'd just live in a home without stairs, and I do.
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I don't have stairs in my house, just greased ropes are good enough for me.
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May 8, 2023 21:59
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I took out my stairs and put in a firepole
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LuckyCat posted:“Do you have a stair lift in your house?” I bet that sh*t drives you up the f*cking wall
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stephen_falken posted:I bet that sh*t drives you up the f*cking wall i can't even think about stair lifts without chortling "deagle deagle deagle"
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May 9, 2023 04:57
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Rather than the attendants dispensing medications, the residents should just go up to the counter daily and describe how they are feeling and the goon doctor will just order whatever research chemicals they think would alleviate the issue. They will be measured and dispensed while the goon doctor has a sweater tied over their face.
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May 9, 2023 04:58
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Zoofights activity center. We have a bingo machine, but all the balls have pictures of animals. Our first draw of the night is 'blue crab'. Do you think a blue crab could beat... a woodchuck?!
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May 9, 2023 07:39
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Swapping out the metamucil for kratom
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Tunicate posted:Can't we just ask Genesplicer where he lives? California, in my own home. I'm not retired yet, give me a few years.
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