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we're all getting old rapidl- where the gently caress did i put my keyboard oh im making GBS threads on it making this post, sorry, anyway so, we're all old as FUK, in our 30-50s, about to die any moment, needing urgent CARE - but us goons have peculiar needs, like designated poopsock bins, printer carrying stations in the gym, so where do we go? GOONTIREMENT HOME!!! this is why im asking you to help me design the ULTIMATE goon retirement home catering to people of this dead gay forum what are some absolute, utmost, total necessities any TRUE goon would CRAVE to come home to post jello nap / weapons grade anti n-word stomper pills?? ??? We're all going to die soon! Jelp out by contributing witth your ideas for an ACTUAL goon retirement home (slated for construxxion 2069 (LOL) 
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a pants dispensing machine (for when old goons poo poo them)
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Vampire Panties posted:a pants dispensing machine lmao we've gotten all we need, thanks for contributing everyone!!
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there should be an attendant who can jelp out however possible, like emptying poopsocks and refilling the crayons that keep disappearing whenever wizard master walks by
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Handy remotes that allow us to turn our monitors off and on from a distance
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LAN gaming room kitted out with perfectly working Guitar Hero / Rock Band plastic instruments. Yes, even the mic and keyboard. I call dibs on the drums.
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neato burrito posted:LAN gaming room kitted out with perfectly working Guitar Hero / Rock Band plastic instruments. Yes, even the mic and keyboard.  This is GOONRETIREMENT HOME, not actual Hell. For every talented goon singing, there would be 10x goons doing their awesome  cover of The Logical Song
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May 6, 2023 16:38
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It needs to be pinku (pink) and kawaii (cute).
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May 6, 2023 16:41
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Vampire Panties posted:
true hell would be Acoustic Wonderwall Firepit Plaza
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May 6, 2023 16:48
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every goon has a yard corner to set up a grill or barbecue.
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Catering provided by Doobie's Dog House.
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AEMINAL posted:true hell would be Acoustic Wonderwall Firepit Plaza  although it would probably turn into a buncha olds doing 
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May 6, 2023 16:57
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PLEASE LET ME LIVE WITH YOU?
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zone posted:every goon has a yard corner to set up a grill or barbecue.  Poorly ventilated indoors astroturf grill zone! we could build that on the cheap, great idea fellow goon
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May 6, 2023 17:04
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A room filled with hot bitches that I can try to gently caress but fail miserably due to my profound lack of hygiene and social niceties, and also a suicide pod
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AEMINAL posted:we're all getting old rapidl- where the gently caress did i put my keyboard oh im making GBS threads on it making this post, sorry, anyway Too long! Didn't read! Text too small! I want a nurse to read me all the posts in a soothing voice while I rock the gently caress out of my rocking chair
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a room where they have fox news on at top volume. just like every other retirement home except that everyone is hate watching it instead of sincere watching it
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Ill make the wiki
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Just before you die all of your favorite posts flash before your eyes
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Its an unending stream of goatses (which will also be a feature of the goontirement home)
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Icochet posted:Too long! Didn't read! Text too small! *intently jots down ASMR nurses, nodding violently* you seem to know your stuff. got anything else?? we're brainstorming a disaster protocol for unruly goons current idea is a pitch black concrete room, with sharp spikes, crawling 20 meters down an ever-narrowing tunnel - the scent of Five Guys has been suggested as bait/lure as they descend, a laser would rapidly be projecting emptyquotes onto their retina. flashing pink in a binaural brainwave pattern (augmented with the n-word being shouted from afar) designed to hopefully keep them from ever leaving their new place of keep WHAT DO YOU THINK??
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hottub in the basement
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Zipline suicide machine
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Pladdicus posted:hottub in the basement yes.. Yeees!! we'll buy nails by the bulk and be rich! i mean fuses!!
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Zipline suicide machine Probably illegal, but who would sue us? All goons are bachelor nobody piece of poo poo losers! The board likes your way of thinking. More surprise vacancies means more money in the pocket, more re-regs and avatar changes for me and my three other parachute clon- i mean accounts! Would you be in favor of BIG RED IDIOT TEXT TSHIRT friday? Only 10 dollars to make whoever you have the most seething hatred for wear the n-word or the d-word or the z-word or the q-word or a combination of all of them, for the entire day! Huuuhh??
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Who are the nurses who will be cleaning my diapers?
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WHAT? YOURE NOT RANDY! MY WHAT WHAT? MY SEARING AID? I DON'T HAVE A SEARING AID.
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A mental health room where it's just a giant picture of Goatse and calming meditative music and relaxing lighting.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Zipline suicide machine Suicide machine entry similar and next to bathroom door, on the left side, or was it right? Anyway, only those with enough incontinence may survive.
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Please nurse, not the permaban room!
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Icochet posted:Please nurse, not the permaban room! this sounds promising, could you tell us more??
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If a single one of you mutherfucks so much as looks at my jello cup I'll gut you like a fish! With a teaspoon! It's cherry!
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AEMINAL posted:this sounds promising, could you tell us more?? Outdoors and romance
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Doom bathroom so I can seduce the nurse who gives me my sponge baths
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Icochet posted:Outdoors and romance good god... not even a sub-forum war criminal would be deserving of that 
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Creepy bingo
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Every week a new IK (Idiot Keeper) is assigned randomly based on cool username, post count, internet speed - and general posting prowess The Idiot Keeper's job is to spice life up and keep it Fresh (as the kids say, LAFFO!) by changing daily routines up Want to experiment with sleeping schedules? Done. You've got it, dear IK - now we all sleep polyphasic! 16 count 30 minute sleep sessions, all governed by the humble airhorn Field trip idea maybe? Why not change it up and combine life-skills with the zoo! We're going hornet nest barbecuing babyyyyy TCC poster? JOOOOOOOSE TIIIIMMMEEEee us ebvr hhooyr!!!!! AEMINAL fucked around with this message at 18:41 on May 6, 2023 |
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