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A limit on BOGO deals? Yeah. Sure. Let's see what JERRY CARRINGTON has to say about that! Yeah. I know the district manager! Let's call him right now! He's in my contacts! But not those kind amirite? Glasses forever!
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I walk up to the counter and I ask the rotten bastardo behind the counter working the counter to show me the sluttiest eyewear they have and he calls me sir |
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May 7, 2023 20:05
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if the sales associate is a 5 or better I will buy literally anything they say looks nice. |
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rear end-penny posted:if the sales associate is a 5 or better I will buy literally anything they say looks nice. That's the LensCrafters Guarantee!
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Ominous Jazz posted:I walk up to the counter and I ask the rotten bastardo behind the counter working the counter to show me the sluttiest eyewear they have and he calls me sir it's the cat eye/horn rim style hth 
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Escape From Noise posted:That's the LensCrafters Guarantee! no that's actually called low self-esteem but they feel similar |
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rear end-penny posted:it's the cat eye/horn rim style hth eye,m thinkin bout thos frames 
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A:"I like your glasses!" B: "thanks!" A (husky voice): "they'd look even better on my bedroom floor" |
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May 7, 2023 20:51
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Don't step on my loving glasses unless they're still on my face |
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May 7, 2023 20:58
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Last time I was there my glasses were broken, and they scammed me out of thousands of dollars because I couldn't see what the total price was. |
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May 7, 2023 23:41
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my optometrist backhanded me with a lit cigarette in the parking lot 
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May 8, 2023 00:52
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rear end-penny posted:it's the cat eye/horn rim style hth This can veer toward Fluevogs and cats territory (no offense to my Fluevogs and cats sluts). It think the sluttiest style is these. 
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May 8, 2023 00:56
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I'm looking for some custom lenses. Could you grind them into sharp points so I can use them as defensive weapons? |
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Finger Prince posted:This can veer toward Fluevogs and cats territory (no offense to my Fluevogs and cats sluts). It think the sluttiest style is these. I thought this was just standard Florida resident attire? 
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May 8, 2023 01:04
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slowfreq posted:Last time I was there my glasses were broken, and they scammed me out of thousands of dollars because I couldn't see what the total price was. all retail locations are required by law to keep a stock of well oiled rags next their stacks of newspaper for just such an occasion |
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May 8, 2023 01:04
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The cashier rolls their eyes when I ask if they can give me bee-vision, then points to the rack of bee-vision lenses. |
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May 8, 2023 01:08
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rear end-penny posted:I thought this was just standard Florida resident attire? I meant to post pit vipers but I forgot what they were called. 
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