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A limit on BOGO deals? Yeah. Sure. Let's see what JERRY CARRINGTON has to say about that! Yeah. I know the district manager! Let's call him right now! He's in my contacts! But not those kind amirite? Glasses forever!
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# ? May 7, 2023 13:17 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 14:09 |
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I walk up to the counter and I ask the rotten bastardo behind the counter working the counter to show me the sluttiest eyewear they have and he calls me sir |
# ? May 7, 2023 20:05 |
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if the sales associate is a 5 or better I will buy literally anything they say looks nice. |
# ? May 7, 2023 20:39 |
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rear end-penny posted:if the sales associate is a 5 or better I will buy literally anything they say looks nice. That's the LensCrafters Guarantee!
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# ? May 7, 2023 20:40 |
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Ominous Jazz posted:I walk up to the counter and I ask the rotten bastardo behind the counter working the counter to show me the sluttiest eyewear they have and he calls me sir it's the cat eye/horn rim style hth |
# ? May 7, 2023 20:41 |
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Escape From Noise posted:That's the LensCrafters Guarantee! no that's actually called low self-esteem but they feel similar |
# ? May 7, 2023 20:41 |
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rear end-penny posted:it's the cat eye/horn rim style hth eye,m thinkin bout thos frames
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# ? May 7, 2023 20:45 |
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A:"I like your glasses!" B: "thanks!" A (husky voice): "they'd look even better on my bedroom floor" |
# ? May 7, 2023 20:51 |
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Don't step on my loving glasses unless they're still on my face |
# ? May 7, 2023 20:58 |
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Last time I was there my glasses were broken, and they scammed me out of thousands of dollars because I couldn't see what the total price was. |
# ? May 7, 2023 23:41 |
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my optometrist backhanded me with a lit cigarette in the parking lot |
# ? May 8, 2023 00:52 |
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rear end-penny posted:it's the cat eye/horn rim style hth This can veer toward Fluevogs and cats territory (no offense to my Fluevogs and cats sluts). It think the sluttiest style is these. |
# ? May 8, 2023 00:56 |
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I'm looking for some custom lenses. Could you grind them into sharp points so I can use them as defensive weapons? |
# ? May 8, 2023 00:59 |
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Finger Prince posted:This can veer toward Fluevogs and cats territory (no offense to my Fluevogs and cats sluts). It think the sluttiest style is these. I thought this was just standard Florida resident attire? |
# ? May 8, 2023 01:04 |
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slowfreq posted:Last time I was there my glasses were broken, and they scammed me out of thousands of dollars because I couldn't see what the total price was. all retail locations are required by law to keep a stock of well oiled rags next their stacks of newspaper for just such an occasion |
# ? May 8, 2023 01:04 |
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The cashier rolls their eyes when I ask if they can give me bee-vision, then points to the rack of bee-vision lenses. |
# ? May 8, 2023 01:08 |
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rear end-penny posted:I thought this was just standard Florida resident attire? I meant to post pit vipers but I forgot what they were called. |
# ? May 8, 2023 01:30 |
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lenscrafters being protected by some fly-by-the-night security guard company as the shelves fall off the wall | |
# ? May 8, 2023 19:39 |