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You people are like animals with no self control. Just only poo before having a shower.
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Just only poo poo in the ocean and let all the poo poo eating fish nibble your butt cheeks clean. Being on top of the circle of life has it's butt cleaning befits!
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# ? May 17, 2023 10:35 |
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Toxic Mental posted:Still not as good as wipes I have used bidets and wipes and this is true.
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# ? May 17, 2023 19:29 |
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i've heard that bum wipes make water treatment plant workers' lives hell
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if you want to REALLY be clean you need to go down to the beach and exfoliate with salt water + sand and then let your body airdry
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# ? May 17, 2023 19:38 |
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Swim into waves like a dolphin.
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# ? May 17, 2023 19:39 |
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olives black posted:i've heard that bum wipes make the lives of water treatment plant workers' lives hell
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# ? May 17, 2023 19:41 |
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Zero surprise that there are goons in 2023 still not understanding how to properly use a bidet
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# ? May 17, 2023 19:49 |
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To use wipes in a socially-responsible way, you'll need one of those tightly-lidded trash cans beside your toilet so you can throw the wipe away afterwards instead of flushing it. So you're essentially willingly living like people in countries with inadequate plumbing who have to throw away toilet paper instead of flushing it. Whether the extra cleaning power of wipes is that important is a decision only you can answer for yourself.
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# ? May 17, 2023 20:13 |
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Eat fiber and never wipe again! Laugh at tp using plebeians and wet butts
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# ? May 17, 2023 20:33 |
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just lol if you dont have a decon chamber (and decon gel)
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# ? May 17, 2023 20:47 |
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Sometimes I like to fart while the bidet is going to give it a little extra work.
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# ? May 17, 2023 20:52 |
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After fuckinking shower time.
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# ? May 17, 2023 21:11 |
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LanceHunter posted:To use wipes in a socially-responsible way, you'll need one of those tightly-lidded trash cans beside your toilet so you can throw the wipe away afterwards instead of flushing it. So you're essentially willingly living like people in countries with inadequate plumbing who have to throw away toilet paper instead of flushing it. Whether the extra cleaning power of wipes is that important is a decision only you can answer for yourself. FYI you do all the heavy lifting with toilet paper so you're not throwing a bunch of poo poo in your garbage. Paper, wet wipe, paper.
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# ? May 17, 2023 21:13 |
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LanceHunter posted:To use wipes in a socially-responsible way, you'll need one of those tightly-lidded trash cans beside your toilet so you can throw the wipe away afterwards instead of flushing it. So you're essentially willingly living like people in countries with inadequate plumbing who have to throw away toilet paper instead of flushing it. Whether the extra cleaning power of wipes is that important is a decision only you can answer for yourself. Man gently caress my municipal sewer system imma be me for real
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# ? May 17, 2023 21:14 |
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Water sewer for Spoon.
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# ? May 17, 2023 21:16 |
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bossy lady posted:Sometimes I like to fart while the bidet is going to give it a little extra work. a buttble-bath
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# ? May 17, 2023 22:14 |
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instead of daily baths i just pay for a soapy massage
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# ? May 17, 2023 22:41 |
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LanceHunter posted:To use wipes in a socially-responsible way, you'll need one of those tightly-lidded trash cans beside your toilet so you can throw the wipe away afterwards instead of flushing it. So you're essentially willingly living like people in countries with inadequate plumbing who have to throw away toilet paper instead of flushing it. Whether the extra cleaning power of wipes is that important is a decision only you can answer for yourself. First you use toilet paper in the regular way that you’d used toilet paper. Then afterwards, you simply use a couple wipes to ensure maximal cleanliness, and throw them away. You shouldn’t really be getting poo poo all over the wipes unless you’re not wiping properly with the TP. The wet wipes are just an extra step at the end of normal wiping routine.
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# ? May 18, 2023 00:12 |
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You don't actually need to shower to begin with. Developing a layer of grime protects you from the elements better than smooth skin.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:You don't actually need to shower to begin with. Developing a layer of grime protects you from the elements better than smooth skin. That's called seasoning, if you do it right a fried egg will slide right off you
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# ? May 18, 2023 01:29 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:You don't actually need to shower to begin with. Developing a layer of grime protects you from the elements better than smooth skin. Ew. Smugworth posted:That's called seasoning, if you do it right a fried egg will slide right off you That's gross.
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# ? May 18, 2023 02:29 |
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You just need to recognize that you've been conditioned to think it's gross
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# ? May 18, 2023 02:31 |
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I love my bidet and I don't care who knows it!
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# ? May 18, 2023 02:32 |
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Jelly posted:You just need to recognize that you've been conditioned to think it's gross You're gross.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:You don't actually need to shower to begin with. Developing a layer of grime protects you from the elements better than smooth skin. Smugworth posted:That's called seasoning, if you do it right a fried egg will slide right off you both of you were beaten harder than my meat on the days when OnlyFans updates Wee posted:Just rub the poo poo around for a few months rather than wiping, so your rear end and thighs get a sleek glass-like brown patina that everything just slides off cleanly Colonel Cancer posted:Its like seasoning your cast iron
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# ? May 18, 2023 02:32 |
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LanceHunter posted:To use wipes in a socially-responsible way, you'll need one of those tightly-lidded trash cans beside your toilet so you can throw the wipe away afterwards instead of flushing it. So you're essentially willingly living like people in countries with inadequate plumbing who have to throw away toilet paper instead of flushing it. Whether the extra cleaning power of wipes is that important is a decision only you can answer for yourself. Or you can just flush them who cares
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# ? May 18, 2023 02:34 |
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We care a lot
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# ? May 18, 2023 02:46 |
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olives black posted:both of you were beaten harder than my meat on the days when OnlyFans updates I don't read anything in threads previous to my first post in a thread, so to me I was first.
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# ? May 18, 2023 03:13 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I don't read anything in threads previous to my first post in a thread, so to me I was first.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I don't read anything in threads previous to my first post in a thread, so to me I was first. Christopher Columbus over here
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# ? May 18, 2023 15:30 |
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Toxic Mental posted:Or you can just flush them who cares The dolphins that choke on them
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# ? May 18, 2023 16:04 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:You people are like animals with no self control. Just only poo before having a shower. Praise the sun! But goatse
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# ? May 18, 2023 16:48 |
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That’s fine OP, the French do it all the time.
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hey that's like asking if you buy a toilet do you even need a wash bucket?
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