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seems you could at least go longer without one. a shower is after all mostly about cleaning your rear end
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Armpits, rear end in a top hat, crotch and teeth. A bidet cleans all of them.
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May 16, 2023 08:02
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I have a water pik why would i need a bidet
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May 16, 2023 08:05
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Gotta bidet blast my vag to get the babies out.
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May 16, 2023 10:03
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i just use the bidet to shower
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May 16, 2023 10:04
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I feel like if rear end-washing makes up a large percentage of your showering objectives that it just makes showering all the more necessary even if you have a bidet
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May 16, 2023 10:08
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you just need to install a shower head above your toilet then you can do both the same time
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May 16, 2023 10:16
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you don't need either
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May 16, 2023 10:21
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Just roll around in the sand, works for birds
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May 16, 2023 11:13
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i just wipe my bumhole with sandpaper. can't have dirty skin if you remove the skin each time
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May 16, 2023 12:33
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Caught your mom drinking out the bidet like a drinking fountain again and she knows she's not allowed upstairs
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May 16, 2023 12:53
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what if I already shower 3-4 times a day?
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May 16, 2023 12:55
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Still have to wash your legs, yes.
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May 16, 2023 13:33
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yook posted:Armpits, rear end in a top hat, crotch and teeth. The hooker bath!
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May 16, 2023 13:34
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Hemorrhoids need a cleanse.
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May 16, 2023 13:34
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Ah the quarterly gbs bidet thread has arrived
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May 16, 2023 13:37
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Preoptopus posted:The hooker bath! 
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May 16, 2023 13:38
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I love crappin
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May 16, 2023 13:47
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Yes op
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May 16, 2023 14:04
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Just poo poo outside like an animal and hose yourself off after
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May 16, 2023 14:14
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Booty Pageant posted:you just need to install a shower head above your toilet then you can do both the same time  thats how boats work
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May 16, 2023 14:16
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Just rub the poo poo around for a few months rather than wiping, so your rear end and thighs get a sleek glass-like brown patina that everything just slides off cleanly
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May 16, 2023 14:23
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You don't need to shower at all OP. Don't give in to societies made up norms.
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May 16, 2023 14:24
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Wee posted:Just rub the poo poo around for a few months rather than wiping, so your rear end and thighs get a sleek glass-like brown patina that everything just slides off cleanly Its like seasoning your cast iron
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May 16, 2023 15:38
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WET BUTT
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May 16, 2023 16:33
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Theres so much residual poo poo clinging to the hair between my rear end cheeks that Im starting to grow vegetables from that dark soil so actually a bidet would be a great way to get them watered actually
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May 16, 2023 19:29
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Bidet? That's for wussies and french people. You need a pressure washer.
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May 16, 2023 19:31
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I have a different question 
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May 17, 2023 00:38
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Skinny people's b-holes are outside the cheeks
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May 17, 2023 00:41
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Stink Billyums posted:I have a different question 
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May 17, 2023 01:15
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This is the HAES cover-song version of the guy who thinks it's gay to wipe his rear end.
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May 17, 2023 02:03
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 How the gently caress are turds supposed to fit down that little drain? Like jeez, I know Europeans like their coffee and cigarettes but holy poo poo.
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May 17, 2023 02:13
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Jillian poo poo posted:There’s so much residual poo poo clinging to the hair between my rear end cheeks that I’m starting to grow vegetables from that dark soil so actually a bidet would be a great way to get them watered actually 2004-style GBS posting ftw
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May 17, 2023 02:17
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Just Scotchgard your balls and taint like an adult.
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May 17, 2023 03:42
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Turkey baster a 1/2 cup of dish soap up your rear end every other day and your rectum is effectively self-cleaning.
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May 17, 2023 05:55
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
I get up and shuffle from the toilet to the bidet. Briefs around my ankles. A dingleberry threatening to drop.
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May 17, 2023 06:10
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If wiping your rear end with dried corncobs was good enough for your ancestors, its good enough for you.
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May 17, 2023 06:40
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A bidet just moistens the sticky poo poo on my rear end in a top hat, not sure why anyone would use that when wipes exist. Some people wipe their shitwater rear end in a top hat with their fingers lmao
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May 17, 2023 08:16
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Toxic Mental posted:A bidet just moistens the sticky poo poo on my rear end in a top hat, not sure why anyone would use that when wipes exist. You must be using the wrong bidet. Mine's like a pressure washer for my butt.
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May 17, 2023 08:25
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Still not as good as wipes
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