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Collapsing Farts
Jun 29, 2018

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We have confirmation ceremonies in Sweden too, they’re not that uncommon. Tons of Swedes are also members of the church, because it’s part of routine

But basically no one believes in gods here. I think only around 15-30% (depending on which surveys you wanna trust) or so believe in some kind of deity. So it’s always a bit unnerving to see like, Americans, be so profoundly religious and set in their beliefs that old religious texts written by our ancestors is something worth modeling your world view on

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Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Who answers when God calls?

Kim. Thats who.



This absolutely rules. I bet Kim was one of those moms who was on the phone so much, it stretched out the phone cord so it wouldn't coil up again right. Her kids probably got her a cordless phone for Mother's Day. It's sadly for the best that Kim passed before cell phones were a thing, as she would be one of those people who puts the phone on speaker and has extremely loud and mundane conversations in public

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I feel so old remembering phone cord kinking up and how to disentangle it.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




what if god was one of us

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
That would be pretty cool, as long as he didn't basically turn into Homelander from The Boys

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Actually Jesus is real and abuses cats

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Bad Purchase posted:

what if god was one of us

Nobody calls him on the phone,
Except the Pope maybe in Rome

Behold, atrocious lyrics that proves that if God was real, he'd never allow a song like this to exist

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bad Purchase posted:

every time i begin to wonder, i am reminded that if god were real there's no way he or she would allow gamepass to languish with nary a quality title to offer

No porno games... what's the point

Agent Escalus
Oct 5, 2002

"I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"
The strangest atheist view is the one that also includes belief in an afterlife. Isn't that a contradiction? A godless universe, the chaotic random result of a deep space accident billions of years ago that at the very least resulted in one planet teeming with life via "miraculous" evolutionary processes...that also has another existence after it? How could that exist without some sort of creator force/divine being/super-natural element behind it?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Agent Escalus posted:

The strangest atheist view is the one that also includes belief in an afterlife. Isn't that a contradiction? A godless universe, the chaotic random result of a deep space accident billions of years ago that at the very least resulted in one planet teeming with life via "miraculous" evolutionary processes...that also has another existence after it? How could that exist without some sort of creator force/divine being/super-natural element behind it?

Maybe concisisement means something.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm generating the universe as we speak so don't bother me or I might gently caress it up

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm generating the universe as we speak so don't bother me or I might gently caress it up

Hey what happened at the end of Toe Jam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Smugworth posted:

Hey what happened at the end of Toe Jam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron

Toe Jam and Earl Won

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

Agent Escalus posted:

The strangest atheist view is the one that also includes belief in an afterlife. Isn't that a contradiction? A godless universe, the chaotic random result of a deep space accident billions of years ago that at the very least resulted in one planet teeming with life via "miraculous" evolutionary processes...that also has another existence after it? How could that exist without some sort of creator force/divine being/super-natural element behind it?

When you say athiest do you mean buddist? or any other beleif system that does not say "whelp, thats it, enjoy being dust"

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