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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


You have NO BUSINESS bringing up space jam in this thread!

Old clammy hadn't earned it.

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


it was actually the theme from the movie "space clam" which is based on OP and his interesting life

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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When the clam in your face,
It’s all you can taste.

:slick: :backtowork:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
When’s this thing dropping again? I’ve been standing in line at the record store for a week.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

When’s this thing dropping again? I’ve been standing in line at the record store for a week.

Sir this is an Arby’s drive thru. :crossarms:

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

awwww shittt
clammy b and arby's
sitting in a tree
rappin all carefree
i'll take a curly fry please

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

boyester lets get some meat in you
you want roast beef? then peruse the menu
they got all sorts a salt loaded crap to choose
now pick a fuckin item im hungry and im loose

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Watch your wife ‘round that Clammy
He’ll be up in her roast beef sammy
Extra mayo, drippin’ like coleslaw
Lickin’ her puss like the finest foie gras

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat
Is it true that the only pasta dish you’ll eat is vongole?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

And normally this is like hey man I did my 2 albums, hosed all the pussy, clammy d gettin out of his recording contract and living on a fishing boat. But actually I’m kind of with it. They want to do rap/country crossover poo poo, and the want to produce my 3rd album, Clampede. :clint: Normally this is where people would pee their pants over artistic integrity/industry sellout poo poo and poo poo but it’s gonna be cool. Like a dj is gonna cut up country tracks and raregroove/Detroit techno and I’m gonna rapsing, but not in a showtunesy sort of way. There’s gonna be live hand drums and chimes too so look out. They said too many chicks was gettin horny to my old poo poo and we’re missin like 50% of the market. They said we need to go nerdy and experimental and get more goony shitlords out to the show. I’m sort of like cool, whatever, I’m just a vessel for the music of the world anyways so gently caress it. Yeah it’s not a passion project, whatever. Imagine what the sound of a million panties hitting the floor all at once would sound like, I guess you’ll have to hahaha. :fart: :flipoff:

who are you and why should I care?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Also, you might want to listen. Those New Direction guys make alot of money

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Sir this is an Arby’s drive thru. :crossarms:

We got the clammeats!

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Aug 15, 2015
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Watch your wife ‘round that Clammy
He’ll be up in her roast beef sammy
Extra mayo, drippin’ like coleslaw
Lickin’ her puss like the finest foie gras

Call it gym class,
Cause you dodgin balls,
Clown school reject,
Your dicks too small
Really thought
You could have it all,
But the thick dick horses,
Stay in their stall.

:slick: :horsedrugs:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
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Yee haw

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Somebody wants to write a hook! :kiddo:

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Aug 15, 2015
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Turrurrurrurrrrrrr posted:

We got the clammeats!

Clam sandwiches all day!! :woop: :backtowork:

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

clammy wich hammy wich baked by 10
out from the oven and into the pan
dressed with cheese, it's clam'tine b
taking swigs of mayo out from his canteen

Passive Aggreeable
May 23, 2009

"Either way, it's going to hurt like crazy."
Yee haw, Yippie Kay Yay
I've got a special feeling today
Out from Clammy weather
Out under the sun
Clammy Double Whammy together
Darling let's have some fun

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Aug 15, 2015
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cumpantry posted:

clammy wich hammy wich baked by 10
out from the oven and into the pan
dressed with cheese, it's clam'tine b
taking swigs of mayo out from his canteen

Hmmmm thirst trap. :crossarms:

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Aug 15, 2015
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GET DONKED ON HAHAHAHA! :nono: :dunkedon:

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