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And normally this is like hey man I did my 2 albums, hosed all the pussy, clammy d gettin out of his recording contract and living on a fishing boat. But actually I’m kind of with it. They want to do rap/country crossover poo poo, and the want to produce my 3rd album, Clampede.  Normally this is where people would pee their pants over artistic integrity/industry sellout poo poo and poo poo but it’s gonna be cool. Like a dj is gonna cut up country tracks and raregroove/Detroit techno and I’m gonna rapsing, but not in a showtunesy sort of way. There’s gonna be live hand drums and chimes too so look out. They said too many chicks was gettin horny to my old poo poo and we’re missin like 50% of the market. They said we need to go nerdy and experimental and get more goony shitlords out to the show. I’m sort of like cool, whatever, I’m just a vessel for the music of the world anyways so gently caress it. Yeah it’s not a passion project, whatever. Imagine what the sound of a million panties hitting the floor all at once would sound like, I guess you’ll have to hahaha.  
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never heard of you wats your highest charting song
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May 24, 2023 23:17
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Clam and the boosters
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May 24, 2023 23:36
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surely not a million all at once...
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May 24, 2023 23:38
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fusion to the country, gonna get a lot of features
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May 24, 2023 23:38
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cumpantry posted:never heard of you wats your highest charting song “Wiggle your knees” 
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May 24, 2023 23:39
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:“Wiggle your knees” I cant cause im paraplegic, so I sit here with all my demons and suck on these nuts, all of you are heathens obvious its so obvious my posting is superior posting and chilling all day in the interior just a wild guess
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May 24, 2023 23:42
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:surely not a million all at once... It goes “ffffwwwwwtttthhhhhhuuuuuuh” like the softest parachute opening, but that ain’t where we’re goin Nobody even be knowin, How much my balls be swollen  
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May 24, 2023 23:44
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Passive Aggreeable posted:I cant cause im paraplegic, so I sit here with all my demons That.. that song wasn’t about you. 
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May 24, 2023 23:46
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"knees" improvement
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May 24, 2023 23:47
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I see the girl with the hot knees in a lot of ladies, it’s not like EVERYONE has to measure up. 
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May 24, 2023 23:50
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"knees" nutsClamdestineBoyster posted:That.. that song wasn’t about you. well then how does it actually go
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May 25, 2023 00:05
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never medicate, clam. Follow your own music. You'll be better for it!
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May 25, 2023 00:33
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cumpantry posted:never heard of you wats your highest charting song cuh-cuh-cuh-Clammy and the Boys
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May 25, 2023 00:40
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just try not to get get shot outside of a bowling alley
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May 25, 2023 00:46
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Been waiting outside the record store for a week waiting for Clampede. Heard that poo poo is off the chain.
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May 25, 2023 00:54
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I read all about this on Clamapedia.
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May 25, 2023 02:36
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Literally A Person posted:Been waiting outside the record store for a week waiting for Clampede. Heard that poo poo is off the chain. Fr fr. Clammy B spits nothing but straight 🔥 no cap
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May 25, 2023 03:15
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hmm... sounds like it's time for some roids
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May 25, 2023 03:24
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If you walked A mile in my shoes, Well then you’d be Plucky too to two 2ooooooo Struttin like a chicken hawk Lookin for some chicken stock Out in outer space Illin like Mr spock
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May 25, 2023 03:52
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:If you walked New joint dropped. Clammy B smokin the charts.
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May 25, 2023 03:52
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clammy b be smokin the charts tokin the darts in the dark clammy b straight from the heart
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May 25, 2023 06:55
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Literally A Person posted:New joint dropped. Clammy B smokin the charts. You ain’t even ready for the clampede tho.
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May 25, 2023 07:04
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I'm hlf to know it
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May 25, 2023 07:11
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ready to slam with the Clam
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May 25, 2023 07:24
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Instead of a new direction, how about a nude erection?
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May 25, 2023 08:35
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get down for the clam jam
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May 25, 2023 08:52
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You lost it completely man, you've abandoned all the principles that supposedly guided you at the start of your career. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVEN SUCKED SA DICK YOU SELLOUT, YOU CLASS TRAITOR
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May 25, 2023 09:14
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Oh poo poo, "Clam's Casino" is literally one of my favorite concept albums of all time, I can't wait for this to drop
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drat, you guys see that Lil Nas X just retired? He knows he can’t complete with the Clampede
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In all fairness the only other act the label has right now is this horrible shrieking woman over these basic, washed out piano trance beats, like she’s supposed to sound “witchy” or whatever. Her album covers are always like a woman menstruating under a full moon and raising her hands to it while wolves howl in the distance or some poo poo like that and it’s like, all her music is pain or whatever. I don’t think she’s ever known the love of a witch, piano sounds busted af. It’s music for people who hate trance, and it’s selling.
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Don't feed the need to breed I got a lot of love but not enough seed Ladies' panties be droppin', fellas take heed Shits going down at the muthafuckin' clampede
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May 25, 2023 15:28
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The trance beat be blastin The good music market be crashin But these witches aren't fastin They just rail against fast fashion
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May 25, 2023 15:35
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Washed out, no Portland Crushed bars, we snortin For these witches, i be whorin God this piano is so fuckin borin
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May 25, 2023 15:38
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All you can eat clambake Ladies love to partake Chowder on the make Enough to fill a Great Lake
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Many are saying your duet with Heidi "Klumbake" Klum was over sexualised, what would you say to these people?
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Then there's one of those Kendrick-style song transitions where he says something that Chris Tucker would say like, "Hol' up, these bitches throwing hexes, playa." Then a new beat hits with some really annoying instrument that wasn't in the previous half of the song. Maybe a slide whistle or something. We goin doooowwwwn Don'tchu froooown Ill pop that pussy cuz i love to clooooowwn Assorted bottles of faygo Tractor parked near the Winnebago We can camp in your back lot Just prepare that booty hole for the nut shot
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staberind posted:Many are saying your duet with Heidi "Klumbake" Klum was over sexualised, what would you say to these people? Lol probably but I never payed the engineer to turn the mic on. Just paid the caterer for lobster rolls and chicken wings, chicks love that poo poo. Clamdemic was my mushroom jazz solo project, even more solo than my first album (untitled) aka Tha HardD ShiDt because I detached from my own mind to find an even deeper meaning to pussy. 
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May 25, 2023 19:17
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modern day musicians are basically carnies lmao
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come on and slam, and welcome to the clam
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