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StrangersInTheNight posted:No one in this guy's life being surprised, and OP knowing him for 20 years but having so-so respect for him, is giving 'done making progress as a human being' written all over it, but kinda for the whole crew I’ll be honest I never really pictured him getting married and having kids. Peggy Edson posted:how u wash the cum out of ur doll op? According to my buddy it’s actually kind of a bitch to clean. He’s apparently only had… relations… with the doll a handful of times.
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he introduced it to his relations??
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Slugworth posted:This actually ruins the doll. What you're supposed to do is just wipe it off real quick, and then rub some cooking oil on it before putting it away so you don't screw up the seasoning. lmao
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Poohs Packin posted:For sale, baby shoes. 
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I’ll be honest I never really pictured him getting married and having kids. More like a dollful of times.
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May 31, 2023 15:27
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awful, just dollful.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:According to my buddy it’s actually kind of a bitch to clean. He’s apparently only had… relations… with the doll a handful of times. Were you just casually dropping "So, how do you get all the jizz off your sex-doll?" into conversation, or does he insist on telling everyone about it?
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Does he clean it each time or wait until it's full?
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Stoatbringer posted:Does he clean it each time or wait until it's full? the leftover cum is lube for next time duh
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Stoatbringer posted:Were you just casually dropping "So, how do you get all the jizz off your sex-doll?" into conversation, or does he insist on telling everyone about it? Let's be honest, there's a lot of logistics questions most of us would have if we were able to have a frank conversation about these things. Like, the level of care needed (buying them clothes, cleaning them, wig maintenance, storage) really seems like a weird hobby more than an actual functional sex toy. We all need hobbies, I guess. I, myself, have gotten into fountain pens, which are impractical and finicky. Most people don't gently caress their pens, though- we've all seen the outcome of that in the weird medical stories threads.
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DicktheCat posted:Let's be honest, there's a lot of logistics questions most of us would have if we were able to have a frank conversation about these things. I don’t know if this is a serious post or not, but this is actually more of the impression I got. That it’s basically more of a hobby than a sex toy for him. I don’t know if that’s weirder or what.
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Fountain pen guy is a only a shade more normal than realdoll owner and operator
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Storing eggs in the rear end of my sex doll to help with incubation
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syntaxfunction posted:No one cares about the kink, it's the weirdness of repeatedly attempting a "what's ur discord" manoeuvre, which, ironic or not, just gets sad. discord sucks Anyhoo, I hope that the new expensive hobby continues to be fulfilling for your friend, OP. He at least sounds like he's somewhat more functional as a person than Vince Kissinger, given that you haven't found Youtube videos of him pushing the thing around in a wheelchair in public. Be warned, though - even his dumbass eventually got sick of it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQRmNHhL7g0&t=197s olives black fucked around with this message at 18:17 on May 31, 2023 |
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I don’t know if this is a serious post or not, but this is actually more of the impression I got. That it’s basically more of a hobby than a sex toy for him. There was that documentary in the 00s “Guys and Dolls” that had a few different weirdos and their real dolls. One guy mostly treated it like a photography hobby, dressing his dolls in nice outfits, posing them naturally and treating them like his friends. There was another guy who had like ten dolls, all with enormous novelty tits. He had spare parts in plastic bins and had no pretense that they were for anything other than loving a big pile of rubber boobs and butts. On top of the tens of thousands of dollars that must have cost him, he also went on huge shopping sprees so he could deck them out in trashy stripper gear. That guy somehow had a real live girlfriend too.
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The "somehow" there is the having money thing fyi.
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Ralph Hurley posted:There was that documentary in the 00s “Guys and Dolls” that had a few different weirdos and their real dolls. One guy mostly treated it like a photography hobby, dressing his dolls in nice outfits, posing them naturally and treating them like his friends. There was another guy who had like ten dolls, all with enormous novelty tits. He had spare parts in plastic bins and had no pretense that they were for anything other than loving a big pile of rubber boobs and butts. On top of the tens of thousands of dollars that must have cost him, he also went on huge shopping sprees so he could deck them out in trashy stripper gear. That guy somehow had a real live girlfriend too. Yeah that flick is wild
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I grow tired of woodworking and video games. Guess I’ll start loving expensive sex dolls 
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Now you're on the dolly.
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I grow tired of woodworking and video games. Guess I’ll start loving expensive sex dolls tbf he'll probably break even when compared to the amount of microtransactional horseshit that gets shoved into most AAA games nowadays
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Come to think of it, there's got to be a more budget way to do this. What about just stuffing a pair of pants and shirt with other clothes like you're building a scarecrow, then jamming a fleshlight in the no-no spot. Toss on an old VR headset and program your Large Wife model in there. Now that's what I call Open Source 
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Zero VGS posted:Come to think of it, there's got to be a more budget way to do this. What about just stuffing a pair of pants and shirt with other clothes like you're building a scarecrow, then jamming a fleshlight in the no-no spot. Toss on an old VR headset and program your Large Wife model in there. Now that's what I call Open Source Aren't all of the good VR headsets locked down with proprietary poo poo?
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olives black posted:Aren't all of the good VR headsets locked down with proprietary poo poo? No you can sideload apps on Quest 1/2. Zuck could change it at any time, but why would he lock out LargeWife.apk when he can take a recording instead?
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Ralph Hurley posted:There was that documentary in the 00s “Guys and Dolls” that had a few different weirdos and their real dolls. One guy mostly treated it like a photography hobby, dressing his dolls in nice outfits, posing them naturally and treating them like his friends. There was another guy who had like ten dolls, all with enormous novelty tits. He had spare parts in plastic bins and had no pretense that they were for anything other than loving a big pile of rubber boobs and butts. On top of the tens of thousands of dollars that must have cost him, he also went on huge shopping sprees so he could deck them out in trashy stripper gear. That guy somehow had a real live girlfriend too. "This is my C--cup barrel, over there is the DD-cup crate, and behind you is Assorted Butts (A-J)."
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so his friend fucks a doll who gives a poo poo
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sorry that was aggressive. it is funny that your friend fucks a doll blood fart and thank you for your service in posting a tit report
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git apologist posted:posting a tit report If there are enough tit reports we can make a proper spreadsheet with charts and everything.
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Is OP’s gently caress-doll-friend technically a forum pet?
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id gently caress a doll if it asked
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Video of the incident found: https://i.imgur.com/VqKZcVi.mp4
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Someone needs to put a sexdoll on Kickstarter with the goal of being the fidget spinner of sex dolls. You'll go into gas stations 3 months later to find walls of knock offs and rear end in a top hat b-list influencers showing off their gold-plated sex dolls online.
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