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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > actually its cool and good that my leg is caught in this bear trap
 
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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
so a lot of goons are pointing and laughing about how the trap broke the bone and im bleeding everywhere, but have you actually considered that that's on purpose? i did it with intention. i actually saw the bear trap and decided "i'll show them" and stepped into it knowing it would break my leg bone. frankly i expected whompstever to have laid this would of used a spring strong enough to chomp straight through, cause thats what id have done if i laid bear traps. but i'm different, i care about quality. not like these fr34king modern poachers.
so now, because i am strong and tough, i am chewing off my own leg. on purpose. i will still have three legs with which to run and hunt neighborhood cats. and probably all the lady coyotes will be like "wow, look at that tripod. i bet that knot swells up like a got dang softball" and i will get laid so hard my leg grows back, thanks to the healing power of love.

but good luick getting that kind of emotional connection from a jock coyote, am i right ladies? please help im so cold

crimes

* # ? Jun 21, 2023 15:41
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# ? Apr 30, 2024 03:26
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 Bahaha joke's on you I'm not even a bear. Use the wrong trap much? Now that I've tripped this trap this some bear could wander right through here and oh God what was that sound

* # ? Jun 21, 2023 16:34
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Escape From Noise

 Woah. This newest remake of Straw Dogs has a lot more.. levity than I remember being in the original.



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* # ? Jun 21, 2023 16:50
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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
carrying my chewed off leg in my mouth so i can throw it at predators for bonus sneak attack damage

crimes

* # ? Jun 22, 2023 03:03
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2Fast2Nutricious

 i would like to take this opportunity to thank nature for providing us with such abundance of life :) and that with my action ive saved one of gods majestic creatures from agony :) i love it! thank you, world :3:

* # ? Jun 22, 2023 09:59
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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
imagining the cenobite equivalent for woodland creatures. run-over squirrels. baby chipmunks a dog got to. a stillborn Rabbit King.

crimes

* # ? Jun 22, 2023 14:22
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Nosfereefer

IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
 *trapper, witnessing this* "wow, this coyote is the real deal"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

* # ? Jun 22, 2023 23:22
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 *bear trap, witnessing this* "hehehehe"

* # ? Jun 22, 2023 23:39
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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
me, a child, seeing a venus flytrap for the first time: god i wanna stick my leg in that

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* # ? Jun 23, 2023 00:44
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:

me, a child, seeing a venus flytrap for the first time: god i wanna stick my leg in that

Me, with a Venus flytrap clamped around my pants zipper: ...Leg?

* # ? Jun 23, 2023 03:35
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