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so a lot of goons are pointing and laughing about how the trap broke the bone and im bleeding everywhere, but have you actually considered that that's on purpose? i did it with intention. i actually saw the bear trap and decided "i'll show them" and stepped into it knowing it would break my leg bone. frankly i expected whompstever to have laid this would of used a spring strong enough to chomp straight through, cause thats what id have done if i laid bear traps. but i'm different, i care about quality. not like these fr34king modern poachers.
so now, because i am strong and tough, i am chewing off my own leg. on purpose. i will still have three legs with which to run and hunt neighborhood cats. and probably all the lady coyotes will be like "wow, look at that tripod. i bet that knot swells up like a got dang softball" and i will get laid so hard my leg grows back, thanks to the healing power of love.
but good luick getting that kind of emotional connection from a jock coyote, am i right ladies? please help im so cold
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Jun 21, 2023 15:41
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Bahaha joke's on you I'm not even a bear. Use the wrong trap much? Now that I've tripped this trap this some bear could wander right through here and oh God what was that sound
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Jun 21, 2023 16:34
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carrying my chewed off leg in my mouth so i can throw it at predators for bonus sneak attack damage
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Jun 22, 2023 03:03
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imagining the cenobite equivalent for woodland creatures. run-over squirrels. baby chipmunks a dog got to. a stillborn Rabbit King.
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Jun 22, 2023 14:22
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*bear trap, witnessing this* "hehehehe"
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Jun 22, 2023 23:39
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me, a child, seeing a venus flytrap for the first time: god i wanna stick my leg in that
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Jun 23, 2023 00:44
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me, a child, seeing a venus flytrap for the first time: god i wanna stick my leg in that
Me, with a Venus flytrap clamped around my pants zipper: ...Leg?
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