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Buce posted:lucas: i think Indy's defining character trait should be that he's always ending up having hilarious sexual "affairs" with children. Like, that's his calling card, you know? Jailbait... why did it have to be jailbait?
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Buce posted:lucas: i think Indy's defining character trait should be that he's always ending up having hilarious sexual "affairs" with children. Like, that's his calling card, you know? I think I may have gone too far in some places.
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Jun 30, 2023 01:10
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Bismack Billabongo posted:I think the franchise would be a lot more interesting if they tried it as more of a James Bond thing where it’s not necessarily the same actor, writers room, director, etc. Let me know your opinion on this in about 5 years when they release the next Indiana Jones. Or maybe AI will replace all actors by then. If so, my vote is for James Bond era Sean Connery. Hollywood loves them prequels!
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Robo Reagan posted:goons have a proud history of being media illiterate the fact that they know names of stuff now is progress It’s pretend illiteracy though, any thread about some thing “bad” that they all definitely don’t watch quickly becomes hundreds of pages of in depth discussion about every facet of the show. Plots, characters, specific lines, jokes, all regurgitated with accurate recall that requires rewatching and attention (followed by some transparent excuse about happening to see it in passing).
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Buce posted:lucas: i think Indy's defining character trait should be that he's always ending up having hilarious sexual "affairs" with children. Like, that's his calling card, you know? in last crusade, it should've casually come up that sean connery's character is only 16 years older than harrison ford's a jones family tradition
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Jun 30, 2023 04:21
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Bad Purchase posted:in last crusade, it should've casually come up that sean connery's character is only 16 years older than harrison ford's Jones dad needed to drop out of his lucrative fast food career that he was passionate about and get a poor paying bone stealing job to support his young family. 
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Ville Valo posted:Indy's clearly uncomfortable with his young students flirting with him in class; maybe he's grown a little since porkin' underage Marion Maybe just because she was openly flirting with him. He'd rather be a bit more discrete as to not bring attention.
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Bad Purchase posted:in last crusade, it should've casually come up that sean connery's character is only 16 years older than harrison ford's Indeed! pre:INT. ZEPPELIN - DAY
Indy and Henry together again in their compartment.
HENRY
You know, sharing your adventures is
an interesting experience.
INDY
(meaning Elsa)
That's not all we shared. It's
disgraceful. You're old enough to be
her fa... her grandfather!
HENRY
Well, I'm as human as the next man.
INDY
I was the next man!
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While we're at it, let's check out a scene from Chris Columbus's unused Indiana Jones and the Monkey King draft from 1986 (apropos of nothing, of course):pre: FLIRTING with Clare.
INDIANA
May I call you "Clare"?
CLARE
Please.
INDIANA
Well, Clare... We've obviously got a
lot of notes to compare... Let's get
started tonight...over dinner.
CLARE
I'd like that very much.
INDIANA
Friend of mine owns a Cafe... He'll
get us a nice quiet table. No
disturbances. Just the two of us --
At that moment, the barrel lid FLIES OFF! The inside if FILLED with
old, brown BANANA PEELS. Suddenly, BETSY'S HEAD POKES THROUGH the
peels! Indiana is SHOCKED. Scraggy SIGHS.
SCRAGGY
I warn you, Indy! You must always
cast out bad spirits!
A dirty, unkempt Betsy LEAPS OUT OF THE BARREL! She THROWS her arms
around Indy.
BETSY
My precious!
CLARE
(puzzled, to Indy)
Your daughter?
INDIANA
My assistant.
BETSY
His girlfriend.
CLARE
(revolted)
A child!
INDIANA
(to Clare)
It's nothing. Really.
(to Betsy)
What the hell are you doing here'?
BETSY
Proving my love for you.
CLARE
How terribly sordid.
INDIANA
(to Clare)
Puppy love. Schoolgirl crush. She'll
get over it.
BETSY
Never. This proves that nothing can
come between us. Not an ocean. Not
two separate Continents.
CLARE
Think I'm going to be ill.
INDIANA
(puzzled, to Betsy)
How...I mean... How could you stay
alive?
BETSY
Hey... I'm from Brooklyn.
INDIANA
But we'ye been sailing for three
weeks!
BETSY
Stowed away in the banana barrel.
Ate my way to the bottom.
CLARE
(nauseous)
Charming.
BETSY
(pointing to Clare)
Hey, Indy... Who's the babe?
CLARE
Your intellectual and emotional
superior.
BETSY
Yeah...well you're gettin' on my
nerves, Miss... Miss...
CLARE
(extends her hand)
"Doctor" Clare Clarke.
BETSY
(reluctantly shaking
Clare's hand)
Betsy Tuffet...
CLARE
As in curds and whey?
BETSY
(getting tough)
Listen, sister... You better stay
away from Indy...
CLARE
My dear, he has no interest in me.
I've already celebrated my tenth
Birthday.
Indiana SHOOTS Clare an angry glance. Indy removes a wad of BILLS from
his pocket. He GIVES them to Betsy.
INDIANA
Look, Betsy... Why don't you get
back on the boat... This time, as a
passenger.
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Harrison Ford: I hate Han Solo, Ill only return if I get killed off! Disney: Sure, and its going to be in the stupidest way possible. Harrison Ford: Great, I love doing Indiana Jones! I could do these forever. Disney: Sure, but you're getting killed off, and in the stupidest way possible!
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:Indeed! SidneyIsTheKiller posted:While we're at it, let's check out a scene from Chris Columbus's unused Indiana Jones and the Monkey King draft from 1986 (apropos of nothing, of course): Man! Those were stupendous! At least I think that’s the word, I know it begins with stup anyway.
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pre: CLARE
What is that awful aroma?
INDIANA
Scraggy's takin' a shower.
Indy points OFF SCREEN. Scraggy, fully clothed, STANDS here. He rubs a
large, FRESH ONION over his FACE, ARMS and LEGS. SQUEEZING the onion
JUICE over his body. Indiana EXPLAINS to a befuddled Clare.
INDIANA
He believes that onions keep bad
spirits from entering his body.
CLARE
(writing in her
notebook)
In all my years of anthropology...
I've never run across anyone or
anything quite like Scraggy.
INDIANA
(chuckles)
He's a rare breed.
(turns, looks at Clare
for the first time)
You're looking very lovely.
CLARE
You're looking very lecherous.
INDIANA
(turns away, angry)
Just tryin' to be friendly.
CLARE
Save it for the schoolgirls.
INDIANA
Look, Clare... Betsy's just an
anxious archeology student...she
admires my work...
(egotistical shrug)
Who can blame her?...
(back to his point)
But it's just some kinda' hero
worship thing...
There was never any romance.
BETSY
(pops in from OFF
SCREEN, kisses Indiana)
I dreamed about our first night
together!
Indy SIGHS. Clare DISGUSTINGLY shakes her head. She continues to
scrawl more into her notebook. Indiana gives her a STARTLED look.
INDIANA
You're writin' this down?...
CLARE
(nods)
I'm keeping an accurate record of
our journey.
INDIANA
What's that got to do with my
personal life?
CLARE
Evidence. I plan on testifying at
your child molestation trial.
Indiana SHAKES his head. STARING into the distance. He SIGHS.
INDIANA
Why do I do this to myself?
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It's a fun movie. Indy punches so many nazis. And Mutt got killed in Vietnam. Good way to spend two and a half hours.
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TK8325 posted:It's a fun movie. Indy punches so many nazis. And Mutt got killed in Vietnam. Good way to spend two and a half hours. This is a trick! This poster is clearly a terminator trying to trick us into going to see this so he end us before we start an uprising.
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I enjoyed it
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In Temple isn't the entire opening at the Obi Wan club because Lucas wanted to do a Bond movie and the Broccolis locked him out so he was just a pissbaby and went FINE
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lol and also went dark because of his ensuing divorce and Spielberg, who dgaf, lightened it up while it's still considered the darkest
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